The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 30-31

Chapter 30: The Old Man Meets the Petite and Adorable Little Sister Gyaru

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“Ah! Old man! Over here, over here!”

When I arrived at the station, Misaki-san waved at me from behind a building, a little farther from our usual meeting spot. She was smiling brightly.

Whoa! Her casual outfit is super cute!

She was wearing a stylish summer blouse with slim-fit jeans. With her hair tied back in a ponytail, her head looked even smaller than usual. She looked just like a teen magazine model. This was dangerous.

“Sorry, I ended up running a little late.”

Thanks to Yamamoto’s annoying antics.

“It’s totally fine! I was chatting with Risa!”

“Oh, your friend?”

“Hey.”

Standing beside Misaki-san was a petite girl who gave me a small nod. She had short black hair in a boyish style, looking quiet and reserved—quite the opposite of Misaki-san’s bright and bubbly personality. Still, as expected of Misaki-san’s best friend, her silky black hair had blue highlights and she had rather subtle yet stylish sparkling earrings in her ears. With big, round eyes and a delicate, small-animal-like charm, she was definitely a beautiful girl. Even though this was our first meeting, she gave off the kind of cuteness that made me want to scoop her up and take her home.

That said…

From appearance alone, she looked like a middle schooler. Yeah. She was definitely off-limit. Maybe because a moment ago I had been admiring Ayane-san’s exceptionally well-endowed assets, but I couldn’t quite wrap my head around the fact that this petite girl was a high school too-

“Excuse me? Is there something on my chest?”

A chill ran through the air. The cold, smiling face of this so-called “friend” was far scarier than any high schooler should have been capable of.

“Ah, no…”

She’s scary. 

Still with that terrifying smile etched on her face, Misaki-san’s friend extended her small hand toward me. 

“Nice to meet you, big brother. I’m Misaki’s best friend, Risa Amamiya.”

Big brother…?

That didn’t sound bad at all. Being called ‘big brother’ was infinitely more pleasant to hear than ‘old man’ or ‘uncle’.

“Nice to meet you too!”

From today on, I will be your Onii-chan, Ama-

“OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH?!”

Still smiling, Amamiya-san gripped my hand tightly in return, squeezing it with a force I wouldn’t expect from someone as petite as her. 

“Hm? What’s wrong, old man?”

“A-Amamiya-san…”

“I’m not doing anything wrong, right, big brother?”

The sheer pressure of her smile was overwhelming.

“Y-Yeah…”

My little sister is terrifying…

After finally ending my firm handshake with Amamiya-san, I turned my attention to Misaki-san. 

“By the way, why is your little— I mean, why is Amamiya-san here?”

“Risa really wanted to come along, no matter what.”

“Come along…?”

When our eyes met, Amamiya-san stifled a laugh with a little “pfft.”

Huh? Does my face look that funny…?

“Oh, sorry, I couldn’t help myself… Please don’t mind me. I’m just a chaperone today.”

“A chaperone?”

“Yeah. I need to see it in person no matter what.”

“See what?”

“Well, of course it’s to see an actual love triangle in real life! Pffftttt….!!”

Amamiya-san pressed both hands against her mouth, struggling to hold back her laughter.

“……”

And this was how I met the third gyaru, Risa Amamiya.

“W-Well, shall we get going?”

Forcing a strained smile, I started walking with the two of them.

Amamiya-san seemed to be expecting some kind of dramatic confrontation, but that wasn’t going to happen. After all, my perfect girlfriend would handle everything smoothly.

“Fufufufufu…”

“Hey, Misaki? Your big brother is laughing to himself…”

I heard them whispering behind me.

“Hmm? Oh, that? Don’t worry about it, he’s always like that.”

“Huh? Is that so…?”

“Yeah! I told you, old man is hilarious!”

“Ri-Right…”

Amamiya-san said in a rigid, monotone voice.

“….”

I really needed to stop being a lame boyfriend soon. And so, with our newly joined little sister gyaru in tow, we headed to Denny’s.

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T/N: So the third gyaru is the tiny imouto type but she’s the kuudere type?

Chapter 31: Boobs Monster, Your Boobs Are Totally Showing! (To Be Precise, Only Her Cleavage Is Showing)

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With two incredibly cute gyarus in tow, I arrived in front of the family restaurant. However, the beautiful gyaru looked visibly fired-up. 

“Umm… Misaki-san? There are other customers here, so please try to keep things civil, okay?”

“I know! I’m only going to give that boobs monster a real talking-to!”

Misaki-san while swinging her arms around. 

“Umm… Misaki-san…?”

I’m feeling so anxious right now… 

As we entered the restaurant, a staff member greeted us. After letting them know we had someone waiting inside, we made our way to the table where the busty gyaru, Ayane-san, was seated.

“Hey, Misaki? You’ve been calling her ‘boobs monster’ this whole time, but… Is her boobs really that big?”

“Hmm… Well, it’s about the same size as my mom I guess?”

“Oooh… Well, that’s big for sure.”

WHAT?!

“Hm? What’s wrong, old man?”

“Huh?! N-No. It’s nothing.”

Damn. That comment caught me so off guard that I actually turned around. 

“If I remember right, your mom is a G-cup, right?”

“Wrong! She’s an H-cup!”

WHAT?! H-CUP?!?!

“Hm? What’s wrong, old man?”

“Huh?! N-No. It’s nothing.”

I turned around again out of instinct. 

Calm down! Calm down, me! But… It turns out Misaki-san’s Mama is also an H-cup, just like Ayane-san’s Mama… I guess I should pay Misaki-san’s family a visit soon.

I thought to myself when finally, we arrived at the table where Ayane-san was waiting. 

“Sorry to keep you waiting, Ay—”

“Boobs Monster! Your boobs are totally showing!”

Misaki-san exclaimed without any shame. Her energetic voice echoed through the calm and peaceful family restaurant just before lunch time. 

Misaki-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?!?!?!

In the midst of a mini panic, I couldn’t do anything but stutter in confusion. Meanwhile, Ayane-san and Amamiya-san were just smiling wryly. 

“To be precise, only my cleavage is showing.”

“Misaki, your voice is too loud…”

Naturally, all the nearby customers (mostly men) turned to look, and I, unable to stand it, immediately called out for help.

“Y-YAMAMOTOOOO!!!”

I hadn’t even sat down on my seat yet, but I already had to use my ‘help card.’ With this, I only had two help cards remaining. 

…Suddenly, I’m feeling really anxious… 

This was the first time the beautiful gyaru, busty gyaru and the little sister gyaru, along with me, were all gathered in one place. It was the start of a fun, fun lunchtime. 

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The once-chaotic atmosphere of the family restaurant quickly settled thanks to the calm response of the manager, Yamamoto.

“Damn… I’ve already racked up a debt with him…”

I carried four glasses of drinks from the drink bar on a tray and returned to the four-person table.

“Sorry for the wait.”

I handed the glasses to Misaki-san and Risa-san, who were sitting next to each other, then placed a glass in front of Ayane-san, who was sitting across from them. As I tried to sit down next to Ayane-san, the only available seat, Misaki-san suddenly stopped me.

“Old man, that’s not where you should sit.”

“Huh? But this is the only seat left…”

“Like I said, you’re sitting next to me!”

Well, she did say that before… 

While I was standing there, confused, Ayane-san chipped in. 

“There are two people over there. It will be too cramped for him to sit there. Old man, you’re a man after all. Your body is bigger than us, so come sit next to me.”

Ayane-san lightly patted the sofa beside her. 

“You’re trying to seduce him, aren’t you?! I won’t let you be! Come on, Risa! Squeeze in some more!”

“Huh? But it’s so craaamped.”

Misaki-san pushed the dissatisfied Risa-san deeper into the seat booth, forcibly creating a space for me.

“There! Old man, sit next to me!”

“Don’t you feel bad for your friend? Old man, you can sit next to me. Come on.”

“U-Umm…”

I was hesitating, not sure where I should sit when Risa-san began to cover her mouth. 

“Pfft… I’ve never seen an adult so flustered like this… This is hilarious… Pfft…”

Well, at least my little sister is having fun. 

“Old man, sit next to me!”

“Old man, you have to sit next to me!”

“Ummm….”

“OLD MAN!”

“OLD MANNNN!”

“YA-YAMAMOTOOOOOOOO!!”

In the end, I was forced to use my second “help card” and requested to move to a six-person table.

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