The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 28

Chapter 28: The Lame Boyfriend and the Perfect Girlfriend

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Saturday, just before 9 AM.

Waking up from deep slumber, I stretched my arms apart widely. I opened the curtains and I was greeted with a perfectly clear sky. An ideal weather for a date. I slept soundly last night and I was feeling incredibly refreshed in the morning. 

“Ah, right. I’ve received a message from someone.”

I remember seeing a notification when I turned off my alarm. Picking up my phone, I check the lock screen.

★Misaki

【You better come, old man.】

“Hm…?”

Weird… The Misaki-chan I know is an unbelievably cute, angelic gyaru. She’s not a crass yankee…

Feeling puzzled, I opened the chat box.

★Misaki

【We’re meeting at the family restaurant at 11 today, got it? 】

【You better come, old man.】

Wait… I thought we’re going to meet at the station?

Confused, I typed in a reply.

Me

【Good morning.】

【I thought we were supposed to meet at XX station?】

Misaki seems upset. But I could’ve sworn we said goodnight in a pretty nice mood last night…

Ping!

A reply came in almost instantly.

★Misaki

【Good morning.】

【This is not the time to be going on a date.】

Me

【Did something happen?】

★Misaki

【Old man.. 】

【You’ve got another girl, don’t you?】

“Huh…?”

My mind went completely blank.

How does she know…? Since when…?

Questions swirling in my head, coming in and vanishing in quick rotation.

“I-I need to reply to her!”

But what do I even say to her? Should I come clear and tell Misaki-san I like them both and I don’t want to break up with either of them? But that’s too selfish!!

Ping!

★Misaki

【I won’t get mad, so just be honest with me.】

That one sentence was enough to calm the storm of turmoil in my heart. 

Me

【Actually.. Yes. I’ve started seeing someone else recently.】

★Misaki

【Since when?】

Me

【Two days ago.】

★Misaki

【Did you go on a date with her before meeting me yesterday?】

Me

【…Yes】

★Misaki

【I knew it.】

【Old man, you smelled like another girl yesterday.】

【Especially around your neck.】

I didn’t notice at all, but… Thinking back, Ayane-san was clinging to me pretty tightly yesterday. It wouldn’t be strange for her scent to stick to me. 

★Misaki

【Were you texting her last night?】

Me

【…Yes】

★Misaki

【I knew it.】

【I thought something was off】

【After our chat ended yesterday, I had an emergency meeting with Risa and the others】

Risa… If I remember right, she’s one of Misaki-san’s school friends.

★Misaki

【And so…】

【We came to conclusion that you must’ve gotten yourself another girl.】

【I mean, old man, you’re an adult and you’re super cool too.】

No, I’m not cool.

★Misaki

【I just want to know one thing for sure…】

【You haven’t done anything like kissing or… You know, other lewd stuff with her, right?】

Me

【I haven’t. I mean, I haven’t even done that with you yet.】

★Misaki

【Alright. I will let it slide. You’re barely safe, old man.】

Me

【You will forgive me?】

★Misaki

【Just barely. Barely.】

【I hate cheater, yo know?】

【But what choice do I have?】

【I like you way too much, old man!】

【Breaking up is NOT an option!】

Me

【Misaki…】

★Misaki

【So bring that girl to the family restaurant!】

【I’m gonna set things straight!】

Me

【Set things straight? How?】

★Misaki

【Isn’t it obvious?】

【Old man belongs to me!】

【Back off already!】

【I will tell her that straight to her face!】

【I’m gonna protect you, old man!】

Misaki-san was burning with a fighting spirit! But… What should I do? I didn’t want to break up with Ayane-san either…

★Misaki

【By the way, when did you even meet her?】

【Was it before we met?】

Me

【No, three days ago.】

★Misaki

【THREE DAYS AGO!?!?】

【And you’re already dating her!?】

【You fall for her that fast?!】

To be fair, my relationship with Misaki-san was progressing pretty darn fast too.

★Misaki

【Wait a sec.】

【Three days ago…  You mean when we did my homework together?】

【That means… Don’t tell me, it’s that busty cow?!】

Busty cow, she said… She’s not wrong, but… Ahhhh….

Me

【Yeah… That’s right.】

★Misaki

【I don’t get it!】

【She was totally trying to seduce you, but she left pretty quickly, didn’t she!?】

Me

【Well, uh…】

【Some stuff happened the next day…】

★Misaki

【”Some stuff”!?】

Me

【I-I will explain everything when we meet.】

★Misaki

【Old man, you didn’t let her big milkers squeeze your dick or anything, right?】

Me

【Of course not! We haven’t gone that far yet!】

★Misaki

【Yet???】

“Ah…”

★Misaki

【Well, whatever.】

【I will hear all the details nice and slow from you after I deal with her.】

Huh? Misaki-san, what do you mean by that…?

★Misaki

【Anyway!】

【Old man, make sure you bring that busty woman to the family restaurant!】

【Got it?!】

Me

【Ye-Yes!】

★Misaki

【You better! See you later!】

“Phew…”

Letting out a deep sigh, I placed my phone on the table. At least I didn’t end up breaking up with Misaki-san, but at this rate, I might need to break up with Ayane-san instead… 

“I don’t want that…”

I want to keep dating both of them peacefully. I know that’s just wishful thinking, but by the time I realize it, I’m already asking Ayane-san what should I do about it. 

Ayane

【So, that girl found out after all.】

【Well, it’s only a matter of time given how much I marked you.】

Marked me?!

Ayane

【So?】

【What do you want to do, old man?】

Me

【Well, to be honest…】

【I want to keep dating both of you.】

【I know full well how selfish that is.】

【But…】

【I really love both you and Misaki-san.】

Ayane

【Got it.】

【Then I just have to make it happen.】

Me

【Huh?】

Ayane

【I told you before, didn’t I?】

【”I’ll do anything you want me to.”】

【If you want to be with both of us…】

【Then I just have to make that happen for you.】

“Ayane-san…”

Me

【I’m so lame.】

【I’m the one who two-timed, and yet I’m asking my girlfriend to help me keep the affair…】

Ayane

【Don’t worry about it.】

Because…

【Helping out a lame boyfriend is what a perfect girlfriend does. 】

This girl… I really can’t win against her.

Me

【You’re really cool.】

【I think I’m falling for you again.】

Ayane

【What are you talking about?】

【You’ve been head over heels for me from the start, old man. Lol】

Me

【You’re right. LOL】

Ayane

【Well, same here. LOL】

【Besides…】

【I feel like I can get along with Misaki.】

【We’re both gyaru and I think we actually vibe pretty well.】

【We both love you too, so that’s something we have in common. LOL】

Me

【Now you’re making me blush…】

Ayane

【Oi.】

【The two-timing guy shouldn’t be getting all bashful here.】

Me

【My apologies…】

Ayane

【Just kidding. Lol】

【So, how about I wait at the family restaurant first?】

【Then you bring Misaki over there.】

【Sounds good?】

Ayane-san and I agreed to meet at 10:30 in front of the station, and with that, our chat ended. There was a chance I could keep dating both of them, but at the same time, that didn’t change the fact that I was still in a very dangerous situation since I was two-timing them. 

Ayane-san was really confident, saying “leave it to me!” but… There had to be something I could do too, right?

“…No, probably not.”

I was the one who caused this mess in the first place too…

“Anyway, I should just get ready to head out.”

I opened my wardrobe.

“Hmm… What’s the right outfit for getting forgiven for two-timing? A suit?”

My thoughts were starting to spiral into nonsensical rubbish, so I took a moment to calm myself with a freshly brewed cup of coffee. After savoring the hot coffee slowly, I settled on a simple and safe weekend outfit:a short-sleeved shirt and cotton pants.

That said, it was still a date, so I checked my appearance more carefully than usual before setting off toward the battlefield—the family restaurant, Denny’s.

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