The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 27

Chapter 27: The Old Man Messes up on LINE… Ah, It’s Over

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“Ah… I’m so tired.”

After getting out of the bath, I wiped my body while stretching my neck. Even though Misaki-san was slender, but carrying a high school student on my back and walking continuously was pretty draining after all. Well, it was my fault for not taking a break because I wanted to look cool in front of her. 

But in exchange for that, Misaki-san was really happy today. 

“Old man~ You’re pretty strong, huh?~♡ I think… I’ve fallen for you again. Imagining a slim-built old man like you gets all hot and aggressive with me… Ah, I don’t think my body can handle it… Ahhhh~♡”

The gyaru said shamelessly even though we were at the square in front of the station. I had to calm this gyaru, who suddenly became very blunt. It was quite a challenge indeed. 

“Fufu~”

I chuckled at the memory as I put on my pajamas. Then, I dried my hair and sat down at the table. I checked my phone and I saw I had received messages from two people.

I checked the one from the beautiful gyaru, Misaki-san, first.

★Misaki

【They’re super adorbs! LOL】

【Video】

She had sent me a video of penguins waddling in formation. It seemed this video was taken at an aquarium about an hour away by train.

Me

【So cute. LOL】

【Alright! Let’s have an aquarium date tomorrow!】

After sending the reply, I checked the message from the busty gyaru, Ayane-san.

• • • • Ayane

【Do you want to come over for dinner tomorrow night?】

【My mom says it’s okay.】

【But you can’t stay the night. LOL】

【By the way, my mom is an H-cup. LOL】

What?! An H-cup!? 

“Seriously!?”

What a very tempting dinner invitation. Since she might become my mother-in-law in the future, I should meet her at least once. Yeah. Alright. So tomorrow, I will go to the aquarium with Misaki-san and at night, I will have dinner at Ayane-san’s place. Perfect.

Me

【In that case, I will gratefully accept your offer.】

【What time should I come?】

After sending that reply, I returned to Misaki-san’s chat.

★Misaki

【Old man, so you can appreciate their cuteness too?!】

【Let’s meet at the station at 11 then.】

【We can eat lunch together.】

【Then we’ll go to the aquarium.】

【Is it okay to eat dinner together after we’ve visited the aquarium?】

Me

【Sorry, I’ve got plans for the night…】

★Misaki

【Eh? From what time?】

I immediately went back to Ayane-san’s chat to check the time.

• • • • Ayane

【Could you come at 6?】

【By the way, this is my H-cup mom asking. LOL】

What?! H-CUP?!?! No wait. It’s from 6PM!

I returned to Misaki-san’s chat.

Me

【From 6 PM】

★Misaki

【Old man, aren’t you being a bit slow to reply today?】

【You usually reply right away, don’t you?】

Eeeek! She’s getting suspicious of me?! Come to think of it… I’m currently texting with two girls I’m two-timing… Crap. I’m so messed up…

“A-Anyway! I need to send a reply first!”

Me

【Sorry, I was in the bathroom】

【Is it okay if we finish by 6 PM tomorrow?】

★Misaki

【Got it~】

【If you have prior plans, it can’t be helped~】

【It’s fine, old man!】

【I’m a good girl, I can wait!】

“Ugh…”

I felt this immense sense of guilt….

★Misaki

【By the way, what kind of fish do you like, old man?】

【I like penguins!】

Huh? Fish..? But penguins are… Ah. Maybe she means sea creatures in general?

“A-Anyway! I need to get back to Ayane-san’s chat!

• • • • Ayane

【Do you have any food you don’t like?】

【Do you like fish or meat more?】

【The H-cup mom wants to know. LOL】

What?! H-CUP?!?! No, wait. That’s not the main issue here.

“Um, fish…Fish… Sea creatures…”

No time to think! I need to reply quickly and go back to Misaki-san’s chat!

“Ah, that’s right.”

At that time, the thing that came to my mind was ‘the cute waddling parade of penguins.’

Me

【I like penguins】

Alright! Next!

★Misaki

【I also like otters!】

Me

【I don’t have any specific thing I don’t like!】

“Send! There. Phew…”

I managed to keep up with their chats somehow. But still, dealing with LINE messages from two high school girls at the same time was not something I should do. Their replies were too fast for me to handle. 

Ding! Ding!

“Ugh… They’ve already replied.”

As expected from genuine high school gyarus. Their LINE replies were coming insanely fast. They didn’t give me enough time to catch my breath. 

Well, it’s my fault though… 

I lightly stretched my neck and checked my messages. 

★Misaki

【What do you mean you don’t have any specific thing you don’t like? LOL】

【Are you talking about food? LOL】

• • • • Ayane

【Fortunately for you, we don’t eat penguins. LOL】

“…Huh?”

Since I didn’t understand the meaning of their replies, I went back through each chat and then… I realized. 

“I sent my reply to the wrong person?! Am I an idiot?!”

Ding! Ding!

While I was admonishing myself, my phone rang again, as if I was being chased by the two gyarus. 

★Misaki

【Are you texting with someone else?】

• • • • Ayane

【Are you texting with that girl?】

“Ah…”

I slowly placed my phone on the table. 

“Somehow… I’m feeling kind of thirsty.”

I went to the fridge. Then, I poured barley tea into a glass and drank it all in one go. 

“Phew…”

I should tell them the truth.

I returned to the table and faced my phone again. 

“Alright. Let’s start with Ayane-san.”

Since she had acknowledged our love triangle situation, I decided to start with Ayane-san first.

Me

【Sorry. Actually, I’m also messaging with Misaki-san right now】

【I guess I accidentally sent my reply to the wrong person…】

• • • • Ayane

【No need to apologize】

【I feel better now that you’ve answered my question honestly.】

Yeah, Ayane-san is truly an angel.

• • • • Ayane

【So, the her name is Misaki…】

【And…】

【You’re going on an aquarium date with her tomorrow?】

【Ooh… I see, I see…】

Me

【Are you mad?】

• • • • Ayane

【Not at all】

【You’re coming over to my place tomorrow evening, right?】

Me

【Of course!】

• • • • Ayane

【It’s a promise then.】

【My mom and I will welcome you with a service that will make you happy~】

Me

【Service? What do you mean?】

• • • • Ayane

【Huh? Well, you know~】

【Like… Naked apron or something?】

Hahahaha… A naked apron?! A dream collaboration of G-cup and H-cup in a naked apron?!?!?!

Me

【I’ll definitely come!】

• • • • Ayane

【No! We won’t do that!】

Me

【Eh? Why?】

• • • • Ayane

【I just said it on a whim!】

Me

【Aww】

• • • • Ayane

【Like, there’s no way my mom would do that!】

Me

【Then… Would you wear one for me, Ayane-san?】

• • • • Ayane

【Eh?】

【Well, maybe if it’s just for a little bit…】

Me

【I understand. Then I will spank you a few times on the butt to thank you. LOL】

• • • • Ayane

【You don’t need to do that.】

Me

【Are you sure you don’t want me to spank you?】

• • • • Ayane

【…】

【Well, maybe just a little bit then.】

Me

【You’re such a masochist. LOL】

Ayane

【Shut up! Lol】

I’m having so much fun!!!

• • • • Ayane

【You’re messaging with that girl, right?】

【You can deal with her now, I’m good here】

【Tomorrow evening at XX station at 6 PM】

【Goodnight ♡】

Me

【Understood】

【Goodnight ♡】

“Maaan… Ayane-san is really an angel.”

That said, this isn’t the time to be elated! I need to apologize to Misaki-san too!

I tightened my slovenly face before switching to Misaki-san’s chat.

Me

【Indeed. Just like what Misaki-san said, I was messaging other people too.】

【And I accidentally sent my reply to the wrong person…】

★Misaki

【I knew it.】

【I thought something was off…】

Me

【I’m sorry for confusing you…】

★Misaki

【It’s fine】

【I sometimes make that kind of mistake too.】

【Thanks for being honest with me, old man.】

【But, since you were late with your reply, you need to go through a penalty game!】

Me

【Eh? A penalty game?】

★Misaki

【Yes, a penalty game!】

【If I say I want a kiss tomorrow, you have to kiss me!】

【You’re not allowed to say no to me!】

That’s the penalty game?! Isn’t that more like a reward instead?!

Me

【Understood】

【Chu ♡】

★Misaki

【I said tomorrow, lol】

【Chu ♡】

Me

【Understood】

【Chu ♡】

★Misaki

【Old man, are you a kissing maniac? LOL】

【Chu ♡】

Me

【So are you, Misaki-san】

【Chu ♡】

★Misaki

【This isn’t going to end, lol】

【Chuuuuu ♡】

I’m having so much fun!!!

Me

【Shall we go to sleep soon?】

【I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s date】

【Goodnight, Misaki-san】

★Misaki

【I can’t sleep because we’re too lovey-dovey. LOL】

Me

【Make sure you get a proper sleep, okay? ヾ(´ᵕ｀*) There~ There~】

★Misaki

【Nyan ♡】

“Misaki-san is an angel too!”

They’re both so nice… I can’t choose just one of them!

Diving into my bed, I flailed my feet into the air.

“Okay! I’ve decided!”

For the time being, I decided to enjoy my weekend date with these angels to the fullest! I could think about the future next week…. Yeah! I could start thinking about it from Monday! Right!

“Now that I’ve decided on my future plan, let’s go to sleep early tonight~♩”

While preparing to sleep, I hummed excitedly to myself. 

“Tomorrow is going to be the best day ever since I get to go on dates with both of them~♩”

Just like that, I fell asleep while feeling incredibly happy.

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The next morning, I received a message on my phone.

★Misaki

【We’re meeting at the family restaurant at 11 today, got it? 】

【You better come, old man.】

“…”

This gyaru… Is she turning into a yankee?

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