The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 136-137

Chapter 136: Pretend Chikan Roleplay

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I arrived at the table with the gyaru girls without being pestered by the store manager, Yamamoto. To my surprise, the female Terminator, Kaede, was sitting there too.

“It’s been a while, Nagumo-san.”

(Background sound: I’ll be back…)

“Uh… Why is Kaede-san here?”

The theme song of a certain famous sci-fi movie started playing in my head.

Dedenden, deden! Dedenden, deden!

“What? Is that a problem?”

The suited-up Terminator (tentatively named Maria’s Nee-san) exerted silent pressure at my question.

“No, it’s not like that…”

Avoiding her gaze as much as possible, I sat on the aisle side of the six-person sofa, across from Kaede-san.

“Kaede-san is our ‘official supporter’! That’s why she’s here!”

“That’s right.”

She gave me a smug, triumphant look.

“Oh, I see…”

That was news to me.

“Wait, is that it? Does Kaede-san want to be a ‘share-girlfriend’ too? If that’s the case, just say so—”

“I’ll crush you.”

Kaede-san clenched her right fist tightly and twisted it slowly. Her tsundere attitude was still in full force.

“If Naa-kun wants to make Kaede-san a share-girlfriend, she’d have to start as a trainee, just like me!”

Maria-san said, trying to remove her trainee badge from her chest pocket to pin it on Kaede-san, only to be stopped.

“Me? Becoming this guy’s girlfriend? I’d rather die.”

“Ooh…”

Maria-san looked taken aback. 

Man, Kaede-san really hates me.

“Now then…”

Kaede-san, firmly rejecting the idea of joining the squad as a share-girlfriend, clapped her hands.

“Shall we order? It’s my treat todau. Order whatever you like.”

“Kaede-san, you’re seriously the best~♪”

“Kaede-san, you’re seriously the best~♪”

The best-friend duo sitting across from each other by the window praised her in unison. 

Well, if that’s the case, I’ll take her up on the offer and order freely.

“What is Oji-san going to eat?”

“Hmm, let’s see…”

I leaned in to peek at the menu in Ayane-san’s hand next to me—or rather, I used it as an excuse to press my body lightly against hers and touch her bare thigh exposed by her school uniform’s miniskirt.

“What should I get?”

Careful not to let Misaki-san and the others notice, I rubbed the gyaru’s bare thigh with my right hand.

“Nagumo-san, you’re paying for yourself, right?”

“Huh? Didn’t you just say it’s your treat?”

While talking to Kaede-san, I slid my right hand under Ayane-san’s skirt, subtly tracing the boundary between her thigh and panties with my fingertips.

This thrill is irresistible.

“Don’t misunderstand. I’m only supporting the girls. I don’t care about a four-timing sleaze like you.”

“Is that so?”

When will this tsundere Terminator ever show her dere side? 

I thought, exasperated, as I traced the vertical line over the thin fabric.

“It’s kinda sad to leave Naa-kun out.”

Maria-san is so kind.

I thought while savoring the moment as I caressed the crease through the fabric.

“If I may, Ojou-sama, this pervert is committing a serious rule violation.”

“Hm? Is he?”

“Yes. He’s been secretly groping Ayane-san’s thigh this whole time.”

“Pfft—!?”

“Thigh…?”

“Thigh…?”

The best-friend duo shot me piercing glares.

“When we’re all together as a group of five, favoring one person is against the rules. I won’t spend a dime on a fool who can’t follow them.”

Damn it! How did she know!?

“Naa-kun, that’s not okay! Bad!”

“Ahh♡ Sorry~♡”

I got scolded by Maria-chan (17 years old)♡

“I’ll kill you…”

“Do you want to be killed…?”

“S-Sorry…”

The best-friend duo was genuinely pissed.

“Sorry to interrupt!” 

A cheerful voice cut in. 

“I’m here to take your order!!”

It was my classmate Yamamoto, the store manager, with his annoyingly perfect smile.

“This, this, and this. Oh, and these too.”

Kaede-san quickly placed the order.

Crap! This is turning into another “white rice incident”! I’ve got to avoid that at all costs!

“Uh, I’ll have…”

“Rice, two grains.”

“Huh?”

“Rice, two grains.”

“What?”

Grains…?

“Understood!! Please wait a moment for your order!!”

“Hey, wait! Don’t just accept that!”

Yamamoto ignored me gracefully and dashed off to the kitchen.

Fifteen minutes later…

“Wow! Looks delicious!”

In front of the gyaru girls were sizzling steaks. Kaede-san had a seafood doria. And in front of me—a white plate with just two grains of rice!

“No way! It’s actually just two grains! Hilarious!”

Misaki-san laughed hysterically, snapping a photo of my plate.

This treatment after a hard day at work makes me wanna cry… Well, I guess I deserve it for the “pretend chikan play.”

“Serves you right, pervert.”

“Sucks to be you, Onii-san♡”

“I absolutely can’t say I got wet from the excitement…” 

Ayane-san muttered under her breath.

“Naa-kun, you poor thing. I’ll share some of mine later.”

Ohhh, Saint Maria-sama, so merciful…

Ten minutes later.

“Ah. There’s no food left to share.”

Hueh….

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Chapter 137: Argh, This Is a Total Mess!

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“You see~ The four of us~ We sometimes hang out at each other’s houses~”

“Is that so? Ah, yeah. The four of you are all friends, right? Oh. Please don’t wave your knife like a conductor’s baton while eating.”

Having finished my two grains of rice in no time, I distracted myself from hunger at the drink bar while lightly nodding along to Misaki-san’s story.

“So, like, everyone knows about each other.”

“Everyone?”

“Our families.”

Misaki-san counted on her fingers.

“Risa’s Onee-chan, Ayane’s Mama, Maria’s Ojii-chan and Onii-san, and my mom, dad, and my little sister Mikuri!”

“Ooh! Your little sister who’s still in middle school? You showed me a photo of her before, right? She’s just as beautiful and cute as you.”

“What!? Onii-san, you’re going after Mikuri-chan too!? A middle schooler is definitely crossing the line….”

“No way, that’s not what I meant…”

Risa-san’s appearance was totally crossing the line too, but I’d never say that to her face.

“Anyway~ We’ll all turn 18 next year, right? Basically adults.”

“Oh, yeah, with the lowered age of adulthood, huh?”

I was still not used to that.

“And we were talking, like, once we’re all 18, we want to live together.”

“…Huh?”

Live… Together?

“After graduating high school, we want to get married, all of us.”

Married…?

“But my dad said no way. Like, four people? That’s impossible.”

Dad…?

“So I told him, we’re already doing great with our four-way thing, so it’ll be fine.”

“…What?”

My mind went blank.

“It’s only once a week, but~♡ We spend a full six hours on our ‘melty sweet share-sex,’ and everyone is super satisfied~♡”

Melty sweet share-sex!?

“And I made sure to tell him Maria is joining soon, so it’ll be a five-way, no worries!!”

Misaki-san flashed a smug grin and gave me a confident thumbs-up.

“…”

WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHATTTTTT?!?!?!?!

“Then my dad suddenly started smiling and said, ‘Bring that Ossan to me.’”

Huh?

“He said to bring you to our house next Saturday. ‘We’ll welcome him,’ he said.”

No way, he’s definitely not welcoming me!

“Pfft!!”

Kaede-san, always cool and composed, couldn’t hold back her laughter and burst out laughing.

“…Wait, what!? Ayane-san and Risa-san, how did you let this happen!?”

“Don’t look at me. I’m not that close with Misaki’s dad yet.” 

Ayane-san said.

“Well… Fair enough. It can’t be helped then…”

“I can’t do anything either! Misaki’s Papa is usually super nice, but when he gets mad, he looks like a yakuza! He’s super scary when he’s mad!”

Yakuza…?

“No way, he’s not like that~”

“Yes, he totally is! Right, Maria-chan?”

Maria-san nodded firmly, raised her index fingers to the corners of her eyes, and puffed out her cheeks with a “Pff!”

“Mii-chan’s Dad looks like this when he’s mad.”

Ah. Cute.

“So~♡ Be sure to come to my house next Saturday♡”

No, no. You can’t say that so easily as if I’m just coming over to play.

“Dad was like, ‘I’ll be digging a hole and waiting for him.’”

A hole?

“Come to think of it, when we left, Misaki’s Papa was digging a huge hole in the yard. I wonder what it’s for?”

“No idea~”

I’m going to get buried?!

“Pfft!!”

Kaede-san burst out laughing again, then cleared her throat lightly.

“Now that it HAS come to this, meeting Misaki-san’s parents is unavoidable. So, I have a proposal.”

“What kind of proposal?”

“Let’s use this opportunity to get permission from all four sets of parents for a ‘four-way relationship.’”

“…Huh?”

“With official permission, an all-out debauchery-filled cohabitation life is a done deal.”

“Awesome~♡”

“Awesome~♡”

I’m not letting you live that kind of depraved life!

“It’s a no-brainer!! We totally have to do that!”

“Totally!!”

“It’s not that easy, you know…”

“What? Why not? It’s a piece of cake, right, Risa?”

“Yeah! Because we and Onii-san are…”

Misaki-san and Risa-san joined hands across the table, forming a heart shape.

“Super lovey dovey~♡ Right~♡”

“Totally♡ We’re unstoppable~♡”

Oi, oi, oi~ I mean, I’m happy to hear that, but…

“Of course, love is important. But as an adult, you require commitment and dedication. Love alone can’t fully convey that.”

“Hm? You mean we need something besides love?”

“Yes. Something like… Money…”

“Oh, money!”

“Oh, money!”

Their heart-shaped hands curled into a coin shape.

“No need to worry about money.” 

Kaede-san, who had been listening to our conversation, suddenly interjected.

“Nagumo-san and the others, you all already have a strong supporter… No, it’s safe to say all of you already have a strong sponsor.”

“Sponsor?”

“By that, are you talking about me?”

A man’s voice came from behind—calm and familiar.

“Was I mistaken?”

“No, you’re spot on. I’m impressed by your phrasing.”

“Thank you, President.”

President…?

Kaede-san exchanged friendly words before promptly yielding her seat to the man.

“Sorry for being late.”

Wearing a stylish fedora and a subtly glossy high-end jacket, a refined, handsome older man sat across from me.

“President Yotsuba!?”

I nearly fell off my chair at President Yotsuba’s unexpected appearance.

“Why hello there, Nagumo-kun. It’s been two weeks, huh?”

Kaichou smiled calmly. Behind him there were two wrestler-sized men in black suits. Kaede-san also took her place between those two burly men. 

“Hahaha! Nagumo! You’re making that weird face again!”

“Hilarious!”

Why is President Yotsuba and his entourage here…?

Unlike me, who was completely lost, the gyaru girls acted totally normal. No. They were chatting with President Yotsuba and his entourage like they were old friends. 

“Geez, Mune-mune, you’re so late!”

Mune-mune!?

“Sorry about that, Misaki-chan.”

Misaki-chan!? Just what is their relationship!?

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