The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 134-135

Chapter 134: Bunny-chan Is in Danger…?!

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“Phew… I really did it…”

It was 3 p.m. I stepped into the elevator of my apartment building, leaning against the caddy bag I borrowed from Section Chief Yowakida, and let out a sigh. 

I ended up returning home about two hours later than planned.The reason? After sweating it out in the large bath and having a light chat, we were supposed to part ways—but then President Yotsuba offered to treat us to a meal.

The dining venue was a kaiseki restaurant President Yotsuba frequented.As I marveled at the unfamiliar high-end cuisine, President Yotsuba, with a smile, talked at length about their company group—especially about “Yotsuba Foods,” where his grandson served as president.

While listening attentively to President Yotsuba’s valuable words, I couldn’t stop grinning internally. After all, this must mean I did a great job at entertaining President Yotsuba, right?

“Hehe…”

It looked like I would be able to give a good report to Section Chief Yowakida come Monday.Stepping out of the elevator, I smirked to myself as I walked down the hallway, inserted the key, and opened the door.

“Hehe…”

Maybe I’ll get a special bonus or something! With that money, I could go on an autumn hot spring trip with four gyarus!

“Guhehe!”

“Yikes…Ossan is grinning to himself…So creepy…”

“…I-I’m home…”

Right after getting home, Misaki-san, who greeted me at the entrance, called me creepy. 

Ugh, my bad, my bad. 

For now, I set the caddy bag down at the entrance and gave Misaki-san a “welcome home hug ♡” to relieve my fatigue.

I could take care of the golf clubs I borrowed from Section Chief Yowakida later. For now, I hugged Risa-san, Ayane-san, and Maria-san, who were relaxing in the room. Truly a moment of bliss. I hugged the two with big chests especially thoroughly… But then got thoroughly punched by the small-chest crew. 

Ugh, my bad, my bad.

Regaining my composure, I turned my attention to a large plate on the table.

“Wow, amazing! Animal onigiri, right?”

On the plate were twelve round-faced animals smiling cheerfully. Dogs, cats, rabbits, tigers. And the rest… All pandas, huh.

“Today, we tried making creative onigiri! For a first attempt, they’re pretty good, right?”

“Yes! Absolutely!”

The seaweed was skillfully used to express the animals’ faces and patterns, each with its own distinct personality. Just looking at them was somehow fun.

“Oh, right. To commemorate the first time…”

I snapped a photo of the animal onigiri the gyaru had made with my phone camera.

I’ll make it my wallpaper later.

“It feels almost too cute to eat! ♡”

“I’m happy you say that, but we made these for you, Oji-san, so I want you to eat them.”

“Well then, I won’t hold back.”

“Naa-kun, open your mouth. I’ll feed you my panda—say ‘ahh’!”

“Uh, Maria-san? Please don’t try to shove a whole one in my mouth like last time, okay?”

I nearly choked at that time.

“By the way, this onigiri with ‘bangs’—is it an elephant?”

The round onigiri had fluffy seaweed bangs, two pickled plums, and a small raw wiener pointing downward. Honestly, it was questionable whether it was even an elephant. At my question, Misaki-san covered her mouth and started snickering.

“Pfft, nope!”

“Huh? Then what animal is it?”

“It’s not an animal—it’s a dick!”

“…What?”

WHAT!?

Pointing at the two onigiri with wieners, Misaki-san explained each one carefully.

“The seaweed is the pubic hair, see? The pickled plums are the balls, and the wiener is the main body. This downward one is the normal state… And this upward one is serious mode! ♡”

“…”

Apparently, Misaki-san alone had recreated “animal lower halves” with her creativity …What the heck!?

“By the way…”

With a mischievous grin, Misaki-san held the serious-mode onigiri in her left hand and a rabbit onigiri in her right.

“Oh, that is the Bunny-chan I made for Onii-san!”

She held them up, gripping one in each hand. Then, with a beaming smile, Misaki-san pressed her thumb into the back of the rabbit onigiri, making a hole.

“There, all set. Now the onigiri can have sex!”

What did she say!? Misaki-san plunged the protruding wiener of the serious-mode onigiri into the cute little hole of the rabbit onigiri.

“There, stab! ♡”

“GYAAAH!? My Bunny-chan!!”

Risa-san let out a scream.

“Look! The ongiri can thrust properly too! ♡ Thrust, thrust, thrust!♡”

“NOOOOOO—!?”

Risa-san clutched her head and looked to the heavens. 

So… This is what “brain getting destroyed by NTR” looks like. 

“Next up, super high-speed thrust—”

“Hey, don’t play with food, okay?”

Needless to say, after rescuing Bunny-chan from Misaki-san’s hands, I issued a “no dick onigiri” decree.

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Chapter 135: I Heard Nagumo Is Going to Quit

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Monday — two days after the “business golf outing,” or rather, the informal gathering with President Yotsuba. It happened right at the start of the lunch break.

“Naaaagumo-kun♪”

In a great mood, Section Chief Yowakida came bouncing over to my desk with his beer belly jiggling.

“Just a moment ago, I got a thank-you call from President Yotsuba. He was very pleased. I must say—you really nailed it!”

He gave my shoulders a firmer-than-usual massage.

“I’m glad to hear that.”

“He specifically told me to send his regards to you. I’m so jealous that such a big shot has taken a liking to you. Seriously, you lucky dog~♪”

He elbowed me teasingly. Section Chief Yowakida tended to get all playful when he was in a good mood. He was easy to read.

“Oh right, right. About that certain special request President Yotsuba made—mind if I go ahead and move forward with it?”

“That certain special request…?”

Huh?

“Come ooon, don’t play dumb~♪”

He poked my side with his elbow again.

“It’s a real honor to get a personal request straight from the president, you know? I think it’s perfectly fine to accept it~”

“Huh…”

What the hell is he talking about?

“Ah, don’t worry about things on this end, okay? This might even be the perfect chance to bring more people on board!”

“…Ah.”

Could it be that? Maybe the client already started moving toward signing with us? That was pretty fast, but maybe not impossible.

“Your wish will come true and the company will profit from it too. It’s a true win-win situation! How amazing is that?!~”

But judging from Section Chief Yowakida’s giddy reaction, maybe it really was happening. I guess the contract was already in our hands.

“Young people say it like this these days, right? ‘This is insane~ Absolute cinema!~’”

That’s not exactly how they use it, but close enough in vibe—I’ll let it slide.

We were still in the discussion phase, but if the deal went through, they’d be our biggest client by far. There was no way I could say no to whatever that request was.

“I agree! Go ahead and move forward with that special request!”

I replied with confidence.

“Got it! Then, by the end of the month, make sure to finish transitioning your current duties, okay?”

…Huh?

“Um… Which duties are we talking about here?”

“All of them, obviously. You’re a funny one, Nagumo-kun~”

I wasn’t joking.

“And don’t forget to greet the clients before you go!”

“Uh…”

“No need to worry! Your subordinates are all more than capable of holding their own!”

“…Yeah, I suppose that’s true.”

“Alright then, I’m counting on you!”

Section Chief Yowakida gave my shoulders one last massage before cheerfully skipping back to his desk. As I watched his back, one particular thought occurred to me.

Wait… Am I being put in charge of some massive project? Is that why I need to hand over my current duties?

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About three weeks had passed since then.

President Yotsuba seemed to have taken a real liking to me and invited me out to dinner several times. It felt like we talked more about personal matters than business. How we spent our days off, hobbies… In fact, he even asked for my thoughts on marriage—specifically, on age-gap marriages.

“—If the other person were in high school? Well, yes. Of course, I’d want to respect her wishes, but I also believe there are things you can only experience when you’re young. So if it were me, I’d say there’s no rush. She could go on to college or get a job first, and then we could talk about marriage afterward.’

That was my response.

“I feel the same way. It seems like we really get along well in terms of hobbies and values. Let’s continue working together for a long time to come.”

Our relationship as new business partners was going exceptionally smoothly.

As for work itself, I had completed all my transitions just as Section Chief Yowakida instructed, and now I was focused solely on supporting others. Section Chief Yowakida was constantly running around the office, buried in preparations for a new business initiative.

And yet, for some reason, I still hadn’t been called upon… It really felt like I’d been completely sidelined. Strangely enough, even my coworkers had started offering me words that sounded like “farewell wishes.”

Then, during a one-on-one drink session I had with Section Chief Yowakida the other day—

‘If you leave, I… I’ll never make it out alive without youuuuuuu—!!’

He broke down sobbing.

“……”

This is weird… It’s like I’ve triggered some kind of resignation flag or something… No, come on. I’m sure I’m just imagining things. I mean, I haven’t said anything about quitting. I actually kind of like this company. Well, anyway, I should head over to meet up with Misaki-san and the others.

Misaki

『Let’s meet at the family restaurant☆ミ』

She’d sent out a group summon. After clocking out, I made my way back to the nearest station. Cutting through the increasingly autumnal air of late October, I headed toward our usual hangout—the Denny’s.

The moment I spotted the table where the gyarus were waiting—

“…You’ve got to be kidding me.”

The theme song from that famous sci-fi movie started playing in my head.

Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun!

“Long time no see, Nagumo-san.”

(Voice-over: I’ll be back…)

“……”

No seriously Why Kaede, the female Terminator, is there too?

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