The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~

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Chapter 123: Attack on Big Breasts

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“So, how about a big smooch to celebrate your first day dating each other?”

“Sounds good!”

Huh? Smooch?

“Is it okay if I kiss Naa-kun?”

“Of course! Maria and Ossan are already a couple, so you can kiss all you want!”

“You can hold hands all you want too and you can do all the naughty stuff you want too!”

No, the naughty stuff is not an all you can eat buffet course.

“I’m happy. Then, I’ll kiss.”

Grab!

Maria-san grabbed both my shoulders as I sat on the floor in seiza position.

“W-wait a second!? I’m an adult! I can’t kiss someone in the school infirmary!”

If someone else saw us, it’d be a disaster.

“L-let’s do it when we get back to my place, okay?”

“No.”

No!?

“I’m doing it now.”

Grip.

As if to say “I won’t let you escape,” Maria-san tightened her grip on me.

W-wait…? I can’t move…? Huh? Why is her grip super strong?

“I’m kissing Naa-kun. Mmm.”

Maria-san, having pinned me down, pursed her lips like an octopus and closed her eyes. She readied herself for the kiss. In fact, I could almost hear a robotic voice announcing Standby, ready, set….

“Smooooooch—”

Her octopus-mouth, now rippling with anticipation, slowly closed in. There was no escape. I had no choice but to accept it.

Well, if it’s just a light peck, it’s okay, right? No one’s going to see it anyway, right?

I closed my eyes, preparing to receive Saint-sama’s first kiss.

Alright, come at me!

“Mmmwah—”

Before long, Maria-san’s octopus lips made contact with mine.

“Nnmu.”

“Mmm!?”

Her lips stamped onto mine.

“Mmm-mmm-mmm.”

Maria-san pressed her lips against mine even harder. For a first kiss, it was surprisingly passionate. Or rather, Maria’s lips were so plump and sweet—♡

“Mmm-mmm-mmm.”

But… This didn’t really feel like a kiss. It felt more like a small peck little kids would do when they were playing house.

I should give her a proper kissing lesson later. A real adult one. Gufufu… Wait, I should stop this soon. We can continue at home.

I gently pressed against Maria-san’s shoulders, trying to break away from her kiss-drunk state. And then I realized…

Wait…? She’s not budging…? Actually… She’s pushing even harder!?

Maria-san’s lips pressed forward, as if craving more contact.

“Mmmmchuuuuh—!”

“Mmmnnngh!?”

With an overpowering kiss press, I was pushed to the floor.

Oh, crap.

Squish.

Her weighty, ample bust came crashing down on top of me.

Oh, crap.

“Nnffuuu…”

I gave up resisting.

“Mmm-mmm-mmm.”

For the next several seconds, I surrendered myself to Maria-san’s sweet, cloyingly sweet lips and her soft, plush manjuu. Eventually, I was set free from Octopus Maria.

“Pwah… I kissed someone I love. I’m happy.”

Maria-san looked down at me, licking her lower lip in satisfaction. I’d been devoured. Meanwhile, the succubus sisters who had witnessed everything from the bed looked slightly appalled.

“Maria’s kisses are insane…”

“Yeah. She’s like a ‘love monster’ or something…”

Love monster, huh? Yeah, they weren’t exactly wrong. Despite looking like a delicate doll, she had crazy strength…

“Kissing felt really good. I want to do it again.”

She also seemed to have quite a strong libido.

“L-let’s save it for when we get back home, okay…?”

“I want to do it agaaain.”

Squish, squish, squish.

Her soft, ample manjuu pressed against me as she begged rather persistently.

“Agaaaain.”

This is dangerous~♡

“Naa-kun, you’re making a pervy face. Cute.”

“Love monster, you’re the best—♡ …Wait.”

“Looks like Ossan needs some proper punishment later.”

“Yeah, I’d say this deserves a level ‘4’ punishment.”

I’M INJURED, SO PLEASE MAKE IT A LEVEL 2, I BEG YOUUUU!

Clatter!

As I pleaded for mercy in my heart, the infirmary door slid open.

“Ah…”

Oh, crap.

I was still pinned under Maria-san’s ultra-super-deluxe-busty chest. If a student saw us, that’d be bad enough, but if a teacher did—

“Sorry, I’m late.”

For a moment, my blood ran cold. But the person who stepped through the door was none other than our beloved Ayane Onee-san.

I let out a sigh of relief.

I’m safe…

“I ran into an old classmate from middle school and… um…”

Ayane-san trailed off, standing frozen for a moment before furrowing her brows.

“So? What exactly are you doing right now?”

Oh. Maybe I’ m not safe after all.

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Chapter 124: Everyone’s Happy 4-Shared Route

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“So? What exactly are you doing right now?”

Ayane-san frowned as she looked at Maria-san, who was on top of me.

“Ah, it’s Aa-chan. Welcome ba—”

“‘Welcome back’ my foot!?”

Ayane-san hurriedly put Maria-san in a headlock and pulled her off me.

“Aaaah, Aa-chan caught meee.”

“‘Caught meee’!? I’m asking what you were trying to do to Oji-san!!”

“A kiss.”

“Wha— A kiss!?”

“Starting today, Naa-kun and I are lovers. So, I can kiss him. I’m happy.”

“L-lover!?”

“We’re all sharing Naa-kun. I’m really looking forward to it.”

“You even know about the sharing!? Which means…!”

Ayane-san shot a sharp glare at the two succubus sisters sitting on the bed.

“Uhi!?”

The succubus sisters trembled in fear, their shoulders twitching. Panicking, they hurriedly tried to explain the situation.

“M-Maria said she really likes Ossan, so we thought, ‘Why not share him together’!?”

“Y-yeah, that’s right! Maria-chan has been friends with Misaki and me for a while! And she said she became friends with Ayane-san too, so we figured it was okay…”

“I never heard about this!?”

“—I haven’t heard about it either.”

“Whoa!?”

A face popped up from under the bed.

“K-Kaede-san…?”

“Hello.”

The woman adjusted her round glasses. This time, she was dressed like a school nurse in a white coat.

“…Wait, what are you doing?”

She held something pitch black and ominous in her hand—like a stun gun. She pressed the tip of its horns against my side.

“This? It’s the Super Shocking-kun 3.0.”

Eeh? What even is that?

“Please experience firsthand me and Fujisaki-sama’s frustration that we can’t direct to nowhere else.”

“Uh, wait, hold o—AAAGGHHHHH!?”

That was the last thing I remembered that day.

When I woke up, I was in my bed at home. The evening sun streamed through the window. Checking my phone, I saw that it was just before 5 PM on September 22.

“Jeez, I really overdid it…”

I let out a deep sigh. I was asleep for a whole day!!

Wait, do stun guns even knock people out for this long!? That’s terrifying.

As I shivered slightly while holding my phone, a notification caught my eye. It was a message from someone named Mochizuki—whoever that was. I checked the message, and what appeared on the screen was… A photo of me, wearing nothing but my underwear.

“…Eh…”

I was lying limp on the bed, eyes rolled back. On my torso, in thick black marker, was the phrase “Four-Legged Man.”

I lifted my sweatshirt and checked. Yep, it was still there. I needed to clean that off later.

The message came with a caption:

Mochizuki

【If you ever make Ojou-sama sad, this photo will be shared far and wide.】

【Keep that in mind.】

【Kya~pi♡】

Attached was a sticker of a gyaru winking while making a sideways peace sign.

“I see…”

So, this is a love letter from the Tsundere Terminator, huh…

I gazed out the window at the sunset. It seemed… I had gotten myself attached to someone really troublesome.

Ping!

Just as I was lost in thought, my phone vibrated. A message from Misaki-san.

Misaki

【Ossan, good morning~】

【Are you hurting anywhere?】

Still sitting on the bed, I moved my upper body a little.

My body seems okay.

【I’m completely fine.】

【Thank you for worrying about me.】

Still, what an incredible timing.

【I just woke up, so I was surprised to get a message from you.】

【Is this what they call the power of love? LOL】

Misaki

【Gross, LOL】

【Not even close, LOL】

She just called me gross.

Misaki

【Obviously, I knew because I checked on my phone!】

【Huh?】

【Checked what?】

Misaki

【Ossan’s sleeping face.】

【What?】

Misaki

【I’m monitoring Ossan’s room!】

She wrote “monitoring” for some reason. A typo, maybe?

Misaki

【When we said we wanted all four of us to take care of Ossan who passed out cold, Kaede-san said no.】

【She told us to participate in school events properly and that she’d set up a camera instead.】

【So I figured that was fine.】

…So it wasn’t a typo.

【Huh. So that’s what happened.】

Seriously, what is that person? What is she exactly?!

【By the way, where is this so-called camera?】

Misaki

【Not telling, LOL】

I’ll have to search for it later.

Misaki

【We can go home once we finish cleaning up after the cultural festival, so just wait a bit longer, okay?~ ♡】

【Isn’t your class having a party or something?】

Misaki

【Yeah, but we’re not going.】

【We gotta take care of Ossan’s dick.】

That had to be a typo, right?

【You don’t have to worry about me.】

【It’s not like I’m injured or struggling or anything.】

【You should enjoy the after-party with your classmates!】

Misaki

【Oh, really?】

【Then, I’ll take care of Ossan’s dick tomorrow.】

…So it wasn’t a typo.

Misaki

【Thanks for the permission! The four of us will join the after-party!】

【There’ll be guys there too, but don’t worry!】

【Huh? What am I supposed to be worried about?】

Misaki

【Having us taken home by guys and getting netorare’d.】

I was not worried about that happening at a high school after-party.

【Wait, the four of you? That means Ayane-san is coming too?】

Misaki

【Of course.】

【She helped out today, after all!】

【Look.】

【Photo.】

The picture she sent showed Misaki-san, Risa-san, Ayane-san, and Maria-san. All four of them were dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, huddled together with cheerful expressions on their faces.

“Fufu~”

Seeing them like this, they really did look like actual sisters. A beautiful quartet known in the neighborhood for how close they were. Ayane-san (the eldest) looked slightly flustered as Maria-san (the youngest) clung to her. It was kind of heartwarming to see. …And Risa-san (the third sister) looked exactly like a real-life Little Red Riding Hood.

Misaki

【Ayane was acting as Maria’s bodyguard too.】

【Saya-cchi said it really helped her out.】

【Oh, I see.】

So students from other schools could just freely participate in a cultural festival?

That’s modern high school for you. So free-spirited.

【But I’m glad.】

【It seems like Ayane-san is starting to accept Maria-san.】

Misaki

【Hmm…】

【I wonder about that.】

【Huh? She’s not?】

Misaki

【It’s more like… She half-accepts her?】

Half? What does that even mean?

Misaki

【Oh, gotta go.】

【Ah, okay.】

【Have fun at the after-party!】

Misaki

【Kya-pi! ♡】

The last thing she sent was a flashy gyaru-style sticker. And with that, our conversation ended. I stretched out with a deep breath.

“Ugh—… Well, at least all’s well that ends well.”

I was relieved that the girls had fun on the second day of the cultural festival too. …But I couldn’t just sit here feeling at ease. In the end, I hadn’t been able to talk to Ayane-san at all. First, I had to apologize for surprising her. Then, I needed to have a proper conversation with her—about her feelings and what our relationship would be moving forward. It’d be fine. Ayane-san was kind at heart. She would surely accept Maria-san too.

Still, with Maria-san joining in, my shared house life was going to get even busier.

Man, five-person group living… That’s gonna be a handful.

Brrrrring!

Just as I was getting carried away with my thoughts, my phone rang. It was my first call from Maria-san.

Alright, alright!

“Hello? This is Naa-kun!”

Maria

『Love you.』

Guh!

A direct love confession—right off the bat. My heart took a critical hit. But I could hear a commotion in the background.

Ayane

『Hey, Maria!! Stop flirting with someone else’s boyfriend!!』