The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 121-122

Chapter 121: A ‘Wife’ Who Cooks Lots of Meals

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“I get to be with Nagumo-kun tomorrow too. That makes me so happy. Huug.”

Maria-san said as she hugged me tightly where I sat on the bed.

“Wha-Wha-?! Maria-san!?”

The unexpected ‘Huuug Attack’ made my body freeze up.

“Naa-kun, I love you. Huug”

A voluminous softness was being pressed against my chest.

“O-Ouh… Fuh…”

The soft pressure from her breasts was simply unparalleled.

“Ma-Maria-san!? If this is just practice for a confession again, I think you’re going way too far!”

My voice cracked.

“Not practice. This is real.”

“Huh?! Real?!”

“Yes. I want to date Naa-kun. Become my ‘wife,’ Naa-kun.”

“Wi-Wi-Wi-wife!?”

Hearing her asking me to become her boyfriend would have been surprising enough, but she actually went straight for ‘wife’!

“Is something wrong?”

“Ah, no, um… I just thought that, you know, since I’m a guy, being a ‘wife’ might be a little weird…”

“It’s not weird.”

“I-Is that so?”

“Because Naa-kun can make delicious food. That’s why you’re my wife. Make lots of food for me.”

Maria-san said this and hugged me tightly again. Depending on how you heard it, that was practically a proposal. Or rather, the overwhelming softness pressing against me was seriously unparalleled.

“Make lots of food for me.”

Squish, squish

“Y-yeah… ♡ I’ll make lots of food…  I’ll make all the food you want~♡… Wait, ah.”

I had accepted her proposal on reflex. 

I-cup breasts… Are truly terrifying.

BANG!!

Suddenly, the infirmary door burst open.

“Sorry to keep ya waiting!! The number one gyaru who ‘loves Ossan the most,’ Misaki-chan (♡), has arrived to pick you up!!”

“Hey, Misaki? Could you not just assume you’re number one? Onii-san prefers more refined girls, you know? Like, say, a devoted and absolutely adorable little sister, the one and only Risa-chan, whom Onii-san ‘loves more than anyone in the universe,’ for example?”

“Risa, for you to refer to yourself as Risa-chan… How embarrassing.”

“Hah??”

Before the succubus sisters could take notice, I quickly tried to fix my slovenly expression. 

Grit, grit, grit~ 

“Naa-kun’s lewd face… so cute.”

“Whoa~ ♡ You love even this lewd face? Maria, you’re seriously the best—♡… Wait, ah.”

But it was already too late!!

“What was that about ‘the best’…?”

“You seem to be having such a great time with Maria-chan, Onii-san…?”

The succubus sisters glared at me!! Clear disdain was etched on their faces!!

“Ah, no, this is… It’s not what it looks like—”

“Well then, shall we begin?”

“Indeed~”

The succubus sisters cracked their wrists and rolled their necks as they slowly approached me. 

W-what are they going to do…!?

“Ah, Maria-chan. Step back a little. It’s going to get dangerous after all.”

Dangerous…?

“Then.. The Ossan who’s being lovey-dovey with her girlfriend’s friend needs to lie on his stomach.”

“Huh?”

“Oi, didn’t you hear me?”

She was smiling, but her eyes weren’t.

“…Ah, yes.”

I did as I was told and lay face-down on the bed.

“Heave-ho.”

Risa-san straddled my lower back. It seemed that Misaki-san climbed on behind her as well.

“Um? What exactly are you…?”

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re gonna thoroughly punish the trash boyfriend who was messing around with his girlfriend’s friend while she was working!!”

Smack!

A slap landed on my rear. Since it was over my pants, it didn’t hurt that much.

“Naa-kun, you’re like a horse.”

Neigh!—or something like that.

Well, this was a relief. Compared to the wrestling moves they usually put me through, a little horse-riding game was—

“Hmph!!”

“Doryaaa!!”

My neck and both arms were yanked backward with force, bending me into a forced arch.

“Ahhhhhh—owowowowowowow!!??”

And so, I suffered a deep, agonizing blow to my lower back from the bestfriend duo’s new move—Double Camel Clutch.

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Chapter 122: The Fourth Member Is a Must Have!

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“Naa-kun, get well soon.”

Plop.

Maria-san put a cooling pad on my waist as I sat cross-legged on the floor. I was grateful for her, really, but.. …Well, I’d have preferred a medicated patch, though.

“I see.”

“To think even Maria-chan would end up falling for Onii-san, huh?”

The detective gyaru duo, having finished their questioning, sat on the bed with their arms crossed. They were nodding thoughtfully. For now, the misunderstanding that I was trying to woo Maria-san had been cleared up, but…

“Mii-chan and the others understand now. Does that mean I can date Naa-kun?”

“Uh, well…”

The real issue probably started here. Whether Misaki-san and the others were willing to accept a fourth person…

“Maria, I understand your feelings, but…”

Misaki-san sat on the bed in a boss-like pose, her voice carrying an ominous edge.

“…Just because you like someone doesn’t mean you can date them like normal, got it? Especially since this is Ossan we’re talking about!”

What!?

“Wait a second! If we’re being honest, this all started because I—”

“Onii-san.”

Risa-san tapped my shoulder, cutting me off mid-sentence.

“Maria-chan needs to know this. The harsh reality of love.”

“But…”

Risa-san shook her head, and I couldn’t say anything more. The infirmary fell into a silence. Maria-san, sitting beside me, just stared intently at the two on the bed. After nodding to each other wordlessly, Misaki-san and Risa-san turned to face her with serious expressions, the setting sun streaming through the window at their backs.

“Listen, Maria. Dating Ossan means you’re ‘sharing’ him with us. It’s totally different from normal dating.”

“It’s that different?”

“Totally different. When we hang out at home, all four of us hang out together. When we go out, all four of us go out together. You barely get any alone time with the person you like.”

“Can’t hold hands when you want to, can’t hug when you feel like it.”

“And kisses or sex? Basically, you need to wait for your turn. Sometimes it gets kinda lonely,  you know?”

“My pussy just goes all despondent sometimes.”

“Yeah, totally.”

Huh? What are we talking about again?

“Even if we get along, since we’re all girls, there’s a lot of consideration involved.”

“On the flip side, we sometimes clash and fight.”

“That’s unavoidable. Sometimes there are things you can’t just compromise about.”

“We’re gyarus, after all.”

“Indeed. We’re gyarus after all.”

Well, sure, since we were dating in an unconventional way, it was natural there’d be complaints or inconveniences, and I genuinely felt bad about it… But, uh, weren’t they supposed to be teaching her the harshness of love?

While I sat there dumbfounded, Maria-san, who’d been listening intently, nodded with a “So that’s how it is” and gave us a faint smile.

“But Mii-chan and Rii-chan look like they’re having so much fun every day, don’t they?”

At Maria-san’s words, Misaki-san and Risa-san’s faces softened into smiles.

“Yeah. Honestly, it’s super fun dating Ossan.”

“Every day feels like a festival, you know?”

Oh?

“We go everywhere together, We do everything together. We basically can hang out with our friends while also going on a date with our boyfriend at the same time.”

“It’s such a great deal! A good bargain!”

“Amazing.”

“Plus, since Onii-san’s an adult with a car, he’ll take us anywhere we want to go!”

“That scenic café we went to last time was insane, right?”

“We totally bragged about it to everyone!”

“Amazing.”

“And even with sex, honestly, it’s easier when it’s all of us together.”

“Yeah. If it’s just me and Ossan, I’d get pounded so much my pussy couldn’t take it.”

“Right? I peed so much it feels like my body’s running out of fluids.”

“Risa, that’s not pee. It’s squirting.”

“Oh? Is it?”

“I don’t really get it, but it’s amazing. What about the fights?”

“Just blame it all on Ossan and everything will be just fine. We make up pretty quickly.”

“That’s the basics of the basics, right?”

“Amazing.”

Wait, what happened to that heavy atmosphere from earlier?

Now fully in their usual no-filter gyaru-talk mode, Misaki-san and Risa-san looked straight into Maria-san’s eyes.

“After hearing all this, we want to hear your feelings again, Maria. Do you still want to date Ossan together with us?”

Maria-san nodded without hesitation.

“I want to date him.”

“Even if it means sharing Onii-san with us?”

“I want to share him.”

Hearing her answer, the two smiled brightly and gently hugged Maria-san.

“Then starting today, Maria’s one of Ossan’s girlfriends too.”

“Let’s have fun together! A fun share-life!”

“Mii-chan, Rii-chan, thank you. Looking forward to it from now on.”

Maria-san replied, gently hugging Misaki-san and Risa-san back. The three of them, bound by a strong bond, looked beautiful and radiant.

Girl friendships… So wholesome.

“By the way, Maria, have you already kissed Ossan?”

“Not yet.”

“Good… If you’d kissed him before we officially approved you as a girlfriend, we’d have cut you off.”

“Yeah, totally.”

“Huh?”

“Hm? Something wrong, Ossan?”

“Oh, no…”

Weren’t they just radiating “We’re besties forever!” vibes a second ago? Girls are scary…

“So, how about a big smooch to celebrate your first day dating each other?”

A big smooch? Huh? You mean a kiss? Right here? No, no, no…

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