The Kansai Villain’s Rebirth: I Accidentally Ended Up With a Harem. - Chapter 99: Kansai Guy, His Dad, His Mom, and the Three Heroines.

Kansai Guy, His Dad, His Mom, and the Three Heroines.

“Whew… Up close, you three are even more stunning… Are you really, really Daiki’s girlfriends?”

“Y-Yes… We… I mean, the three of us are honored to be Daiki-kun’s girlfriends…”

“Listen to that, honey! She said ‘honored’! So humble! Just like me when I was young!!”

“Mom.”

“So beautiful and so humble, there’s nothing more to ask for…!”

“They really do look just like you in your younger days… Back then they called you the Cleopatra of Naniwa. Guys swarmed around you, and you’d brush ’em off left and right… until the one who finally caught you was me.”

“Dad.”

“He was so handsome! It was love at first sight! The moment I saw him I thought, ‘I wanna be held by this man!’”

“But you can’t just embrace a woman you met thirty seconds ago, right? So we dated properly… Our first time was on our six-month anniversary. You were so adorable that night~”

“Could you maybe listen to me for once?”

“No way, that’s embarrassing! After that we were head-over-heels! And on our one-year anniversary we kinda… forgot protection? That’s how Daiki came to be~”

“So I was an ‘oops’ baby.”

“Shotgun wedding, yep… When I told your granddad—he beat me so hard my face turned tomato-red… But I still begged, ‘Please let me marry Atsuko!’”

“I told him if he didn’t approve I’d cut ties with the family! That broke him. We had the most gorgeous wedding hall, it was spectacular!”

“Yeah, yeah. Anyway, can we move on?”

“Daiki came into the world so cute… Our little treasure…! He got into a bit of trouble for a while, but lately he’s like a completely different person… Hey, sweetie, what’s your name?”

“Ah, Akitani Mio. Pleased to meet you…”

“Mio-chan! What a darling! All three of you are darling, but Mio-chan—has Daiki ever done anything awful to you?”

“Yeah, yeah! If he ever treats you bad,I will give him a proper scolding, so tell us the truth!”

“N-No, not at all… Daiki-kun is incredibly sincere… I trust him with all my heart. He never scares me; he’s always so gentle… I’m grateful every single day.”

“Honey, did you hear that!? Daiki’s sincere! Mio-chan just said the best thing ever!”

“Daiki, you’re killing it! At this rate we’ll be throwing the wedding tomorrow! How about Abeno Harukas for the venue!?”

“That’s not how it works.”

“No way, honey, if we’re doing it, it has to be Tsutenkaku!”

“Right! Then an open-top car parade all the way to Namba! We’ll go out with a bang!”

“Could somebody please listen to me for five seconds?”

This was my first time actually talking face-to-face with my parents in this world, and… what is this? It’s a full-blown Yoshimoto Shinkigeki sketch. All three girls were sitting there with their mouths literally hanging open. If I didn’t rein them in, these two would talk until dawn. I was already exhausted.

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“Mind if we do proper introductions now?”

“Whoops, got carried away again, didn’t we?”

“When the girlfriends are this lovely, you can’t help but chatter!”

“Just introduce yourselves already.”

If I didn’t take control, they’d start up again. Guaranteed all-night performance.

“Ahem, my apologies. Tennouji Satoru, technically Daiki’s father.”

“‘Technically’ what the hell.”

“And I’m Tennouji Atsuko. Born and raised in Senriyama, Osaka… Very pleased to meet you all! Now, Daiki, introduce these lovely ladies properly!”

“…Right, sure. First, this is Natsume Shina-chan.”

“H-Hello! Natsume Shina! Daiki-kun is always taking such good care of me…”

“Total gal vibe! Love that healthy tummy!”

“Mom, that’s sexual harassment. She is a gal, though.”

“Not like the gals from my day… Don’t you wear loose socks? Amuro style!”

“That reference is ancient!!”

Shi-chan started explaining how we got together while I just sighed. At some point Dad actually started crying.

“Shina-chan… you can call us Mom and Dad anytime, okay…?”

“Yeah…! And you made up with your mom, right…? I’m so glad…”

“Ahaha…”

“Next? This is Akitani Mio-chan. She makes me bentos every day.”

“What a lovely homemaker type! Daiki’s in your debt!”

“N-No, I’m the one who’s always in Daiki-kun’s debt!”

“Are you getting proper bento money? If not, I’m gonna scold him, so tell me!”

“N-No, he pays me properly! And he always says they’re delicious, so I’m happy every single day!”

“Honey, did you hear!? She’s happy just being with Daiki! She’s head-over-heels!”

“That’s great, that’s great! I feel the same way when your mom makes me bentos!”

“Stop embarrassing me!”

“Anyway. And this is Fuyuki Rinnko-san.”

“Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, pleased to meet you. Fuyuki Rinnko. Daiki-kun has been an enormous help to me.”

“From the Fuyuki family!? We owe your parents so much! Never dreamed their daughter would be dating our Daiki… We were planning to stop by later to greet them properly! Oh, here—this white baumkuchen, it’s delicious!”

“N-No, please, you don’t have to!”

“No no, Rinko-chan, we owe your family… I heard Daiki put his life on the line to protect you? How were his injuries?”

“Yes! I only had bruises… but Daiki-kun was in far worse shape… I’m truly sorry…”

“Rinnko doesn’t need to apologize. The one at fault was Tsuruhashi. My injuries weren’t that bad anyway. Katsuya-san said he’d take care of everything properly. We’re the ones indebted to your family.”

“But… if things had gone just a little worse, Daiki-kun could have…”

“You were in danger too. We protected each other.”

“You two are so sweet together… Makes my heart warm… He really gets along with all three of you. For a second I was ready to sink him in Osaka Bay if he ever hurt you.”

“That’s a bit extreme… I’m good to all three of them. I do chores too. No need to worry. I’d never verbally abuse them or raise a hand— if I were the type to do emotional abuse or DV, I wouldn’t be dating them at all.”

“It’s true! Dai-chan is honestly the kindest person ever! In just three short months he’s worried about me more than my own mom ever did… He cooks for me, makes bentos…”

“He’s always saving me…”

“I make bentos as my small way of repaying him…”

“What wonderful girls… All three of you, stay close with Daiki, okay? Oh right! Here, add me on POINE! If you ever need anything from Auntie, just say the word!”

“No, don’t give them your ID. It’ll be chaos. I’ll be the point of contact.”

“Really? But I need to absorb some youthful energy from pretty girls!”

“You’re not that old yet. And stop saying ‘energy.’”

“Oh shoot, Atsuko, we’ve gotta head to the Fuyuki place and then catch our flight!”

“Already!? I knew day-tripping was pushing it, I didn’t want to intrude…!”

“You’re leaving already?”

“You two should enjoy your alone time, right? Here, spending money! Go eat something nice, everyone! Rinko-chan, we’ll swing by your place real quick~! Daiki! Treat Shina-chan, Mio-chan, and Rinko-chan right! If you make them cry, Mommy will be very angry!”

“I know, I know—just go already!”

“See you, Daiki! Invite us to the wedding!”

“Years from now.”

“Catch you later~! Oh, Daiki! Once New Year’s is over I’ll send scallops! Hokkaido scallops are amazing right now!”

“Just go!”

And just like a typhoon, my parents talked nonstop, swept through the house, and vanished.

…I’m exhausted.

“Let’s… save dinner for another day. Shi-chan, you’re eating here tonight, right…?”

“Y-Yeah. After that, I think…”

“Same… definitely…”

“Dai-chan’s mom and dad… are something else…”

All three of them looked utterly drained. Can’t blame them… I don’t want to see my parents again for a while either…