Study Group of 2

“Today, we’re having a study group!”

“…Isn’t a study group just the two of us?”

“Yes! I thought I’d teach you my study techniques!”

“What’s with that get up?”

(TL: why the hell a nurse? He’s not sick)

“Hehehe! How is it? Isn’t it cute?”

It’s not cute, it’s just… well, rather s-xy.

…I can’t look directly at her.

Also, isn’t that outfit more suited for an aid than a teacher?

“Alright! Stop looking at me with those lecherous eyes and let’s start studying! First… let’s begin with classical and modern literature! The most important thing in classical and modern literature is… reading the passages! The answers are always hidden within the text! Even though I’m not patient. So, please solve this problem in 20 minutes! If you can’t solve it within 20 minutes or if you score below 80 points… it’s punishment time!”

“Huh? Isn’t this supposed to be a study session? Aren’t you supposed to teach me some tips or techniques?”

“Don’t act spoiled! You sw*ne of a man!” *pokes with something that looks like it’s from the 100-yen store*

“Ouch!”

“That’s what you get for acting spoiled!”

“…Sorry, Sensei.”

“Alright! Are you ready? On your marks… Get set… Go!”

With that, I start reading the problem, but then, instead of focusing, Marin-chan… I mean, Marin-sensei, suddenly appeared right next to me.

“Ooooh~, Let’s see, hmm hmm… Hmm… Yah~… Ah, I love your serious side ♡ fuuuu~ fuuu~…” Blows air into my ear

“Stop!? I can’t concentrate like this!”

“You fool! In exams, you can’t focus! Anxiety, tension, panic! You can’t perform at your usual level! Think of this as practice for that! You male pig! And remember, if you speak during the exam, you’ll be disqualified!”

…I think she just called me a male pig in English. Also, her character is all over the place.

Okay, time to focus.

“Helloooo! I’m Shibata Hashi, the stand-up comedian! Remember, it’s Shibata Hashi even if you read it backward! Anyway, the other day, I was looking for a parking spot because I wanted to park my car. Then, I saw Pikachu, and I was like, ‘Um, excuse me, do you know if there’s a parking lot around here?’ And kindly enough, Pikachu pointed to the right and said, ‘Chikachuu (There’s an underground parking lot over there)!’ It’s a story I found on the internet, by the way! So, in Italy, I want to be part of the tomato club! Thank you very much!” 

(TL: I’ll explain the backwards thing, so しばたばし (ShibataHashi), the double mark changes ‘ha’→‘ba’ so it can read the same way backwards if you switch the marks)

…Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch.

“Don’t ignore me, dammit! Is the test really that important?” throws the injection

This behavior is a 0-point move for a medical professional.

Despite being interrupted like this, I managed to finish all the questions.

“…Phew,” I sighed, showing a bit of exhaustion, while Marin-sensei was panting heavily, clearly exhausted.

“Well then… Let me… grade your papers… I mean, take your blood sample…”

Seems like she’s still committed to her nurse character until the end.

By the way, I scored 50 points on the test.

“Alright, it’s punishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!”

“…What kind of punishment is it?”

“Hehehe. Well, let’s see… Hmm, how about you give me a massage?”

Surprisingly, it was quite a normal punishment.

“Um, well, my bre–ts  has been feeling a bit stiff lately… So I’d like a bre–t massage…… “while massaging, Aoi said there could be a sign of breast cancer, so let’s go to the hospital, Marin-sensei.””

“Is that a no?” Marin-chan asked in a serious tone.

“Okay then, how about a regular shoulder massage?”

“Okay.”

“At this moment, Aoi didn’t know yet. That this massage was going to turn into something unexpected!”

“Hey, cut it out with the narration. Let’s get started,”

“Got it! …Ah!” 

“Just skip the typical lines. This is just a massage, okay? Aid-san.”

“Aid-san?”

“Never mind.”

And so, we went with a regular massage.