The Dual Swordsman Who Lost Both Arms On Stream to Save His Doomed Party Gets Exiled—Then the Heroines Go Yandere - Chapter 30: The Kaiser Toyed With by a Trashy Gal

Chapter 30: The Kaiser Toyed With by a Trashy Gal

――――【From Soma’s Perspective】

Ishiki suddenly burst into the executive minister’s room and rubbed his forehead against the floor.

“Kaiser, I’m so sorry! I couldn’t stop the Labyrinth Club’s exploration!”

“You idiot!! Don’t say it like you got no results at all, you useless waste!”

In my rage, I stepped on Ishiki’s head and yelled at him.

“Ughghgh…”

“Are you trying to repay the favor I did for you with betrayal? Huh?”

“I would never intend that… agh!”

“I told you to crush the Labyrinth Club, right? Since you couldn’t do it, you’re less than garbage.”

“I never imagined that one of Kaiser’s allies would join the Labyrinth Club!”

“Huh? What are you saying, you?”

One of my allies? Does he mean Nezha?

It’s not a big deal just because he got a prosthetic arm. I only let him into the party because Alicia and the others liked him anyway.

I got irritated that Ishiki was too scared when the door was knocked on, and a male executive member rushed in, his face pale.

“Soma-san! It’s terrible!”

“Shut up! I’m busy right…”

The guy immediately ran over and whispered in my ear.

“What!? Alicia left the party and transferred schools!?”

I ordered the guy to access the association’s website right away and check the member registration info.

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Member Number 106985

Name: Mikado Alicia (16)
Affiliation: Twilight Academy Labyrinth Club
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The guy looked at my face and yelped “Eek!?”

“Hey, Ishiki.”

“Y-yes…”

“You were just wasting time with useless talk and hiding the important stuff, huh?”

“I would never intend that!?”

“Alicia leaving me is all your fault.”

“Huh?”

“Not ‘huh.’ I’m not introducing any more girls to you, and you don’t have the right to come here anymore. Oh, and bring 5 million in compensation.”

“No way! I’ve been devoted to Kaiser! And what compensation!?”

“Huh? It’s obvious—for the trouble from an incompetent underling.”

“I’ll do anything, so please forgive just that!!”

“Oh? You said anything, right? Then clean up your own mess. Go to the dungeon and crush them.”

“Eh!? But I don’t have an explorer license…”

“You don’t need one. Don’t underestimate my connections.”

“But… going without permission is…”

“You can’t do it? Or what? You take a dump but don’t wipe your ass? That’s how it is, dumbass!”

I deliberately crouched down and put my hand on the shoulder of Ishiki, who was on all fours.

“It’s fine. If you make it look like an accident in the dungeon, it won’t be a big crime. I’ll set it up for you. Aim for when they’re off guard after completing the challenge. Think hard with that head of yours—lose everything, or go back to a happy life banging girls.”

“Y-yes…”

Ishiki was shaking hard. It’s okay to injure, but killing people is a high hurdle.

As expected, it’s different—dungeon explorers!

Normal people without the full resolve like those who do dungeon exploration just annoy me.

I was thinking if there was a good way for Ishiki to quickly take care of Nezha and the others.

The door opened without a knock, and someone tried to come in.

“Annoying! I’m busy… Rui!?”

“Hehe, big brother has it tough. Only surrounded by useless slaves.”

“Rui!?”

Rui is my cousin, one year younger.

Long hair in a blonde wolf cut. Her blouse collar is opened wide, showing off her cleavage and leopard-print bra as much as possible. She’s had a super sexy body since she was a flat-chested middle schooler.

How many times I’ve thought about teaching her a lesson…

But she’s the only one my sensors warn is dangerous. If I get involved with her, it’ll definitely lead to ruin.

Even I think Rui is dangerous as she sits on Ishiki’s back.

“R-Rui-sama!?”

“Slave-kun, you’re happy I’m sitting on you, right? You’re a total masochist, after all. Aha!”

“Y-yes, Rui-sama.”

“Slave-kun will listen to Rui’s request, right?”

“E-even for Rui-sama, that’s…”

“If you take care of the kids Rui hates, I’ll reward you with sex. How’s that?”

“I’ll do it!!!”

“Aha! Slave-kun, your sex drive is too strong—it’s gross.”

“Hey, Ishiki! You’re my slave. Don’t get the master wrong.”

Well, thanks to Rui, Ishiki got motivated. I can push Nezha down without dirtying my hands, take Alicia back, and steal Shinobu.

Ishiki said he had preparations, saluted us, and left.

The executive minister’s room was just me and Rui.

Rui sat on the desk, provocatively showing off her sensual thighs. While stroking my chin as I sat in the chair…

“Poor big brother, even your fiancée ran away. Fufu.”

“Are you making fun of me!”

“No~ I’m saying I’ll help big brother in place of Alicia-san. You borrowed a lot from big sis, right? If you don’t pay back soon, the interest will pile up and you won’t be able to stand up to her.”

Damn!

That big sis, blabbing unnecessary stuff…

Rui has looks rivaling big sis, but inside she’s an unbelievable trashy woman.

I can’t just leave it to Ishiki, so I urgently called Misato and Lemon.

“Misato, Lemon! You get it, right? If you abandon me again, I’ll get you expelled from labyrinth exploration school like Nezha. Be prepared.”

“Hah? I heard you made up with Hinata, so I came, but what are you saying?”

“Soma’s head is messed up.”

“Don’t joke! Why do I have to make up with Nezha! He should apologize to me—that’s how it should be.”

“Well, if forced to party with a guy like this, even Alicia would want to leave.”

“Soma hasn’t realized it’s all his own fault.”

“Shut up! Lemon, you know if you’re kicked out of the girls’ dorm, you have nowhere to live? If you don’t want to live with your toxic parents, obey me.”

“Eek.”

“Soma… you’re seriously the worst.”

Misato looked down on me, the party leader, and spat it out.

“Sigh, can’t deal with this. Let’s go, Lemon. If you’re kicked out of the dorm, you can share my room.”

“Yeah! Misato-chi, you’re streaming games tonight. Help me!”

“Tch, fine. I’ll do it.”

As I put my hand on Lemon’s back, the moment they turned to leave, Rui—who had been hiding her presence—blocked their way.

“Oh my, Misato-senpai, long time no see.”

“Wha!? Rui! Why is a first-year like you here!?”

“Big brother specially added me to the party as a substitute member. Let’s get along like old times, senpai.”

Misato’s face twisted in a way I’d never seen before.

In that instant, Rui used a thin belt like a whip and struck Misato’s neck. With a snap, a choker was around Misato’s neck.

Lemon’s attention went to Misato’s neck. Taking the chance, Rui put a choker on Lemon’s neck too.

“What did you do!?”

“W-what is this?”

“You know I have deadly poison skills, right? If you go against me, those chokers will inject instant-death level neurotoxin into you two. If you don’t want to die, follow my orders. Otherwise, you won’t see your beloved Nezha-senpai anymore.”

Anyway, Rui seems more useful than useless guys like Ishiki.