The Dual Swordsman Who Lost Both Arms On Stream to Save His Doomed Party Gets Exiled—Then the Heroines Go Yandere

Chapter 18: The Cuckold Deprived of His Earnings

――――【Nezha’s Perspective】

“That child is…”

“Yes, the crystallization of my love with Nezha. Tama, this is Papa.”

Nyaa~n♪

Hayase Shima took the front paw of the cat called Tama and waved it toward me in greeting. She said something outrageous so casually that I choked.

“It’s a joke. A cat can’t possibly be a child between me and Nezha.”

“Don’t say weird things…”

The prosthetic leg moved so smoothly it could be mistaken for a real animal’s limb. Knowing Hayase Shima’s superhuman technology, it wouldn’t be strange if she had somehow created a child between us.

In my mind, she was a mad scientist who had barely stopped one step short of crossing the line.

“I’m not joking about wanting Nezha’s child, though.”

“Buhuh!”

As Hayase Shima spun on her heel, her white coat fluttered. I choked again.

“My baby room is always hoping to be nursed with Nezha’s hot milk.”

“I don’t want that!”

“Is that so…”

When I denied her excessively sexual remark, Hayase Shima’s shoulders drooped and she looked dejected. She turned her back to me, her shoulders shaking.

D-did I make her cry?

Feeling I might have gone too far, I approached her.

“Hayase Shima… sorry, I didn’t know you felt that strongly about me…”

“Hehe, so Nezha is finally in the mood. I’m happy to say today is my dangerous day, even better than ovulation day for getting pregnant.”

“That doesn’t make me happy at all!!!”

I shouldn’t have worried…

And what the heck does “better than ovulation day” even mean…

“Still, with Nezha the way he is now, he couldn’t hold me tight. Well, I don’t mind holding Nezha tight and showering him with love anyway.”

Even if Hayase Shima straddled me, I could shake her off with the strength in my hips and waist. But if I did that, she might fall off the bed and get hurt.

I didn’t want that.

Overusing 【God’s Invisible Hand】 could get noticed by the perceptive Hayase Shima.

An prosthetic arm really would be better.

As I looked enviously at Tama’s prosthetic front leg, Hayase Shima put the cat she was holding down on the floor.

“Nezha knows about Hihi’irokane, right?”

“Yeah, of course.”

Hihi’irokane was a rare metal brought from the deep layers of the dungeon, with properties completely different from other metals. It was one of the lost drop items my dad discovered.

“I got some Hihi’irokane from Kojiro and used it in the prosthetics I’m developing.”

Back when Dad was active, the news reported his discovery of Hihi’irokane. I was little and didn’t really understand, but I felt happy that Dad was doing work he could be proud of.

“The front legs Tama has now also use Hihi’irokane.”

“On that child…?”

“Yes, Tama unfortunately lost his front legs in a traffic accident. I had Tama cooperate and succeeded in making prosthetics.”

I involuntarily swallowed.

“I want to make prosthetic arms for Nezha too, but there’s a condition. Won’t Nezha get engaged to me and become husband and wife?”

Right then, Hayase Shima looked like a white fluffy devil trying to turn a young maiden into a magical girl.

“If Hayase Shima is already engaged to Tama, there’s no room for me.”

“What are you saying? Tama is a cat. You can’t get engaged to a cat.”

But at the start, you said Tama was a child born between us!

As I hesitated about getting engaged to Hayase Shima, she let out a light sigh and spoke.

“Well, I don’t want to trouble Nezha. I was planning to give it as a gift to celebrate our reunion. The prosthetic arms for Nezha are already made…”

Hayase Shima knew I had lost both arms and prepared prosthetics for me…

“The only thing left is whether Nezha can handle it. Unlike other metals, Hihi’irokane reacts to the power of human will—mind—and resonates.”

Hayase Shima opened a large safe, took out a small attaché case, and placed it on the table.

When she opened the case, inside sat a gem-like metal about the size of the oval formed by connecting thumb and index finger.

Hayase Shima held her hand over the Hihi’irokane. In that instant, dazzling light poured in, and I instinctively covered my eyes. The Hihi’irokane floated slightly and vibrated with tiny tremors.

“Hayase Shima!?”

“This is resonance. My prosthetics are completely different from the AI control pushed by Tokyo University. They only move under a firm belief called mind.”

“Mind?”

“It’s the power of will to accomplish something.”

“Like… telekinesis?”

“Yes!”

Seeing the resonance phenomenon firsthand, I believed Hayase Shima, but some people might think it’s occult. I kind of understood why she got kicked out of university…

“One time, when I thought of Nezha, the Hihi’irokane started vibrating. I think of Nezha and gratefully use it for self-pleasure. Modestly speaking, it’s the best since it vibrates wirelessly.”

Hayase Shima gave me a thumbs up while describing the feel. Best? Modestly speaking, talking about masturbation in front of a student like me is the worst…

“Hihi’irokane resonance needs no gas, electricity, or water, but it requires some training. If you can’t control the resonance, you’re like a dead fish woman who feels nothing even during lovemaking with a man.”

Do you need that metaphor?

I was about to retort when Hayase Shima pushed the case with the Hihi’irokane toward me.

“Nezha, try it.”

“Yeah.”

It felt like a common entrance exam, but I held out 【God’s Invisible Hand】 like Hayase Shima had arms and concentrated my mind.

BAAAAAM!!!

The Hihi’irokane hit the ceiling at invisible speed and embedded itself.

“Sorry, Hayase Shima…”

“That surprised me… Normal people need over half a year of training just to float it a little. I managed to float it in one day because of my love for Nezha!”

Hayase Shima’s eyes widened as she looked at the Hihi’irokane stuck in the ceiling.

“But this is trouble. Looks like no solo play tonight.”

Hayase Shima stared at my crotch with sharp eyes like a female panther. As for me, looking at the Hihi’irokane stuck in the ceiling, I thought.

She was using that for masturbation!!!

――――【Soma’s Perspective】

“Haa, haa, haa…”

“Are you okay? Soma-kun…”

“Yeah, no way this much takes me down!”

“U-um, yeah…”

I somehow escaped the skeleton horde and hid behind rocks. It was utter humiliation for me, called Kaiser, to run from such small fry monsters.

Could Yuki still have feelings for Nezha and set a trap for me!?

Yuki looked anxious with her hands clasped at her chest, but I couldn’t tell what she really thought inside. I’d have to thoroughly remind her later whose sex toy onahole she was…

But Yuki turned the blame on me.

“Hey, Soma-kun… What do you mean Alicia-san is your fiancée?”

“This isn’t the time for that when it’s dangerous. I’ll explain properly later, so wait. Escaping here comes first.”

If Yuki ditched me now, it’d be really bad. Escaping the dungeon without a healer in this situation was impossible.

Vrr♪ Vrr♪ Vrr♪

My smartphone vibrated to notify me.

What the hell, at a time like this!

If the skeletons notice and I get badly hurt, I’ll sue!!!

Thinking that, I checked my phone…

【Your channel has had monetization disabled due to violation of D Tube’s terms of service.】

“What the—!?”

“Soma-kun, don’t yell!”