The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio - 99-100

Chapter 99: The Ultimate…

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That day, I was in the conference room of the Heartness Royal Castle, discussing international matters with the current Heartness Queen and other foreign relations. I said “current” because Miria’s eldest sister had ascended to the throne. The former Queen Heartness, Aria and her daughter, Miria, had become my wives. 

“Then let’s do it this way and follow our proposal for this part as per Queen Heartness’s instructions.”

“Yes, that sounds great to me.”

“Well then, let’s wrap it up for today.”

“Alright. We’ve been discussing things for quite a while indeed.”

“Yes. I will be taking my lea-“

Right when I was about to leave the room…

“Please wait a moment!”

“Huh? Is there something else to discuss?”

“No, no… It’s just… May I have some of your time after this?”

“Yes, I don’t mind, but… Can I tell Aria and Miria first?”

“Well, I actually have already told Mother and Miria beforehand.”

“I see. I understand. Then what should I do?”

“Oh, please don’t be so formal. Our family just wants you to enjoy our hospitality to your heart’s content!”

I had a bad feeling about this. I remembered that the former Queen Heartness tried to offer me their kingdom’s national treasure and the said treasure turned out to be a grandmother-daughter rice bowl instead…

Then, as if current Queen Heartness could read my mind..

“Fufu, please do not worry. We’re merely offering genuine hospitality. Well, that’s just how my mother is I guess. She truly believes the grandmother-daughter combo is our nation’s ultimate treasure. That’s why she acted in that way back then. That being said, the most important thing is their happiness. I’m glad to see both Mother and Miria are happy with you, King El.”

Since she was Aria’s daughter… That made her my… step-daughter? But Miria was married to me, so she should be… My sister-in-law? Anyway, it was rude of me to suspect something strange was going to happen when she was just trying to give me proper hospitality. 

“Then, please come this way.”

“Alright.”

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I was led to a room with a king-sized bed. There were five familiar women on top of the bed. All of them were naked and raring to go. Two of them were my wives and the other three were Miria’s great-grandmother, grandmother and her second eldest sister.

“Umm… Queen Heartness, what is the meaning of this…?”

Flabbergasted, I stood there in shock. Then, I could hear the rustling sounds of clothes being removed and a soft thud from behind me. At this point, I couldn’t possibly remain oblivious. Queen Heartness must had undressed behind me.

“King El, please allow me to make revision to what the true treasure of Heartness is. The grandmother-daughter combo bowl is not the true treasure. Our true treasure is the one that my great-grandmother created. The Ultimate Three-Way Bowl! Just like the name implied, it has three special combos. Mother-daughter bowl, sisters bowl and grandmother-daughter bowl complete with a slightly spicy great-grandmother sauce! Please, eat our ultimate treasure to your heart’s content!”

It seemed blood was truly thicker than blood. I could tell Queen Heartness was truly Aria’s daughter. 

“El? Were you thinking something rude in your head just now?”

Aria said so, but… Rude? I was merely stating the fact. 

“Dear husband, I’m doing this for your sake, you know?”

Now, I wondered why I couldn’t find it in me to be grateful for Miria’s sacrifice…

“And to add more colors so you won’t get tired of our ultimate bowl, my younger sister and I… The two of us actually come with an ultra thick tomato sauce! I’m confident you will greatly enjoy this tomato sauce!”

“….Tomato sauce…?”

“Yes! The tomato sauce of virgin blood!”

“THAT’S NOT SAUCE!!”

“Well then, please enjoy the ultimate bowl to your heart’s content!”

There was nothing more I could do at this point. And so, I decided to accept the scrumptious bowl that had been prepared by all living generations of Heartness gratefully. 

“Thank you for the meal.”

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Chapter 100: Records From the Special Fertility Squad

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An extra scene in a certain village when El was 5 years old

“Today, we’re going to have the Special Fertility Squad from the royal capital come to our village. Is there anyone who wishes to get pregnant?”

“Yes.”

“Feudal Lord-sama! Me! Me too!”

“Right here!~”

“Of course it’s me!”

“I couldn’t get pregnant during their visit last time, so please count me in too.”

“Hmmm… Alright. Only five people today? There’s not many of you hoping to get pregnant, huh?”

“Ah… Well~”

“Hm? What is it? I don’t understand.. Can someone explain it to me?”

“My lord, it’s because….”

“It’s because two men were born in our country.”

“Ooh, you mean the renowned El-sama from Altair Duchy and Lance-sama from Deneb Duchy?”

“Yes! Yes, that’s right!~”

“I heard both of them are incredibly handsome!”

“And El-sama’s intelligence is far beyond that of a typical five years old…”

“Oh! I’ve heard the same thing too!”

“Yeah, I heard about that too.”

“The popular miso paste and that catchy miso song are so great, aren’t they?~ I heard El-sama was the one that created miso~”

“I know, right?~ I love both miso paste and the song~”

“Marukome~♪ Marukomeeee~♪ Marukomeeee~♪”

“””Misooooo~♪♪”””

“Good grief… While the song is good, but neither of you can sing for life. There’s no harmonization whatsoever. Anyway, back to our main topic. Why there are fewer people who wish to get pregnant?”

“Well, isn’t that because they want to get pregnant with the baby seed from one of those two gentlemen instead?”

“Is that so?! Because of that?!”

“””Yes!~♪”””

“No, but….”

“Besides, the remaining Special Fertility Squad members are… Well….”

“I know I can’t say this too loudly, but… You see…. Given their age, their umm… Performance isn’t that good and the number of people in that squad is also… Well…”

“Ah, right. There was an order from the royal capital not to push the gentlemen too hard. How many men are remaining in the Special Fertility Squad again?”

“Five.”

“I see. Since we only have 5 women wishing to get pregnant, the number is perfect. Each of you can take one.”

“Yes, that’s right.”

While the villagers were talking about this, a song started to play. It was a special song that marked the arrival of the Special Fertility Squad. Right. The one singing this song were the squad members themselves. It was almost like a march. This was a little trivia about the Special Fertility Squad. They always marched with their special song.

“The Special Fertility Squad is here~♪”

“””The Special Fertility Squad is here~♪♪♪”””

“This is a really lewd situation~♪”

“””This is a really lewd situation~♪♪♪”””

“””We will put it in and let it out! We will put it in and let it out! We will put it in and let it out!”””

“Don’t tell the little kids~♪”

“””Don’t tell the little kids~♪♪♪”””

“The Special Fertility Squad is here~♪”

“Now then, the five women who want to get pregnant, please go to your assigned rooms at the inn and well, take your time so you can get pregnant, okay?”

“””Yes!”””

“But still… El-sama and Lance-sama, huh… I hope at least one of them has strong vitality…”

And that was the job of the Special Fertility Squad.

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