The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio - 97-98

Chapter 97: Maid Cafe

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“””Welcome home, Master!”””

I was summoned to one particular room within the royal castle by Mother on that day. Upon opening the door, I was immediately greeted by Mother, Teresa and Erin. All of them were dressed as maids. 

“….What are you three doing now…?”

“Well, we want to make sure El can get to enjoy the maid cafes experience that’s been booming in the capital to your heart’s content!”

Mother said cheerfully while striking a pose. Right. I had made the concept of maid cafes in this world, which turned out to be quite popular. 

“Just like what Maria said! El-kun! If you want to punish this filthy maid… I give you the full access to pu-punish me to your heart’s content! You can ti-tie me up or hang me up! I don’t mind any of those!”

Teresa-san said, sounding a bit too eager to be ‘punished’. I really didn’t expect Teresa-san would have this kind of fetish…

“E-El-sama… Ple-please don’t stare at me so much… Thi-This mini skirt feels so breezy. I can’t seem to settle down…”

Erin said while glancing embarrassingly at me. This must be what people refer to as ‘gap moe’. Erin was usually clad in armor, looking gallant and brave. But now… Erin was clad in a fluffy maid outfit and fluttering mini skirt. She looked so bashful and adorable. Also… She was the only one wearing cat ears. This was quite a sight to witness. I suddenly felt the urge to have Erin wear this getup when we were alone… No, I absolutely had to get her to wear this getup for sure!

“Muuu! El! Why do you keep looking at Erin instead of meee? Not fairrr! Not fairrrr!”

“Fueh-?! E-El-sama is looking at me?!”

“Darn it! Even though Erin is only two years younger than me… So this is the advantage of being younger… In that case, I have no other choice but to let you tie me up in my maid outfit…”

Teresa-san seemed to be spiraling down into a strange direction again. Maybe I had to guide her back to a more sensible path….

“Umm… Can I be shown to my seat for now?”

For the time being, I decided to sit down and place an order. 

“Certainly, Master!♡ Please, sit over  here, Master!♡ Meow!♡ Meow!♡”

My mother was really getting into this maid cafe vibe! Maybe a bit too enthusiastic even?!

“Ma-May I take yo-your order…?”

Erin… How much more were you going to capture my heart?! Of course, my immediate response was..

“I will have Erin, please!”

Of course this was my answer!

“Fueh-?!”

Erin’s surprised expression looked delightful too.

“Would you like to order a candle and a rope so you can tie me up in a tortoiseshell bondage?”

“No, thank you.”

I answered quickly. I had to prevent Teresa-san from going astray. Anyway, I decided to order something that sounded safe…

“One omelet rice please.”

“””With pleasure!”””

Soon enough, my omelet rice was ready to eat.

“Thank you for waiting! Here’s your omelet rice, meow meow!~♪”

I knew the maid cafe concept was popular in the capital, but still, I couldn’t help but to wonder who taught Mother the poses and the speech. 

“A-And, whose additional service would you like?”

“I want Erin.”

“Me-Me?!”

“But I want to do it!!”

I felt bad for Mother, but today… Today had to be Erin!

“Wi-With pleasure! I-I will do my best! Well then… B-Be delicious!♡ B-Be delicious!♡ Kyupiiin!♡”

(Uuuugh, this is so embarrassing. I could die from shame. I can’t believe I’m actually doing… Doing something like this!)

Erin formed a heart shape with her hands and struck a pose. Argh-! Her charm almost knocked me down! Recently, I had been getting knocked down by their individual charms that I had just discovered recently. 

“Flawless service! Where should I throw the red card at?!”

The words came out of my mouth by the time I realized it. 

“What do you mean by a red card?!”

And so, I enjoyed the maid cafe that Mother hosted to my heart’s content on that day.

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T/N: Of course it’s more moe when you’re embarrassed (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

Chapter 98: Maid Massage

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A few days after I fully enjoyed the maid cafe that Mother and the others had prepared for me, I was summoned to a certain room in the royal castle again. I was struck by a sense of déjà vu, but I thought it was just my imagination. At least, I wanted to think it was just my imagination. 

Nervous, I gingerly opened the door to a certain room. 

“Hm. Welcome~ Kon~ Kon~ Kitsune~♡”

There was Letty dressed in a maid outfit, complete with fox ears and fox tail behind her. Maybe Letty also wanted to do a maid cafe concept? Seeing Letty in this getup, I suddenly remembered something from my previous life. It was something about a fox. I remembered a certain vtuber with a fox concept like Letty. Fub*ki-chan from Hol*liv* was so adorable. I was her box pusher in Hol*liv*.

“Hm. Alright. The opening is good enough.”

Letty said, seemingly satisfied. But still… Seeing Letty in this adorable fox maid outfit… Yeah. I could definitely root for her. I would definitely become her box pusher… No! I would become her whole crate pusher! 

“Hm. Master, please go this way.”

I sat down at the seat she guided me and then, she handed me a menu. I stared at the menu, thinking of what I should order, but..

“Huh? Course? What’s this…. Body refresh course… Foot refresh course… What’s this on the popular section…. Maid refresh course?”

“Hm! That’s right, Master.”

It seemed what Letty wanted to do wasn’t a maid cafe, but a maid massage parlor instead. 

“Hm. Master, please choose which course you would like.”

“Alright, Letty.”

Now then… The Body Refresh course basically involved the patron lying face down on a bed for massages. The maid would then massage the patron’s back, waist, buttocks and so on.The Foot Refresh would have their feet soaked in foot baths and then the maid would massage the soles of the feet and calves. The Hand Refresh was basically the same but focused more on palms and arms. 

Since I was the one that popularized maid massage parlors, of course I knew the gist of the course too. However… I didn’t understand this last course written on the menu Letty gave to me. I had absolutely no idea about this course.

“Letty, what is this OUO course?” 

“Hm. You have a good eye, Master. This is my personal secret technique. A special course I created especially for you a year ago.”

I couldn’t help but to feel excited when Letty said so. But… Maid massage parlor hadn’t existed yet a year ago. So how come Letty could come up with this special course without the existence of a maid massage parlor in the first place?

“I see, then what will I get with this course?”

“Hm. Exactly as the word suggests. El-sama’s ******* will ***** and then the shaft and the balls will **”

“ALRIGHT. STOP, STOP THERE!”

“Boooo~”

I suspected as much! But the way Letty puffed her cheeks up as she said ‘booo~’ was pretty cute. 

“Anyway, I will start with a Body Refresher Course.”

“Hm. What a boring choice, but very well. Master, please pick the course duration now.”

“Umm… I guess I will go with the 60 minute one.”

“Hm. Unfortunately that duration is not available anymore.”

“Oh really?! Then the 30 minu-“

“Hm. That duration is not available anymore either.”

“I see… It’s not available, huh… Then what’s available?”

“Hm. Of course, the 24-hour course!”

“….Fine. That one, please.”

And so, Letty guided me to the bed. I was laying with my head down, enjoying a full body massage for about an hour. After that, Letty told me to flip on my side. I was facing her now and… Well, needless to say… Letty ended up squeezing my milk dry for the rest of the 24-hour course.

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T/N: Maid massage parlor?! How come I didn’t know about this before?! Σ(°ロ°)