The Busty Black-Haired Honor Student And Student Council President Who Likes The Mob-Character Me, Keeps Using “Stress Relief” As An Excuse To Ask For Lewd Things

“Well then, please take care of locking up.”

After cheerfully saying this, Shino left the room in high spirits with both body and mind satisfied. Of course, this was after our activities.

In her place, a petite blonde blue-eyed ponytailed girl entered. After confirming that no traces of our intimate activities remained, I straightened my uniform and turned toward this first-year with a red necktie.

“How unusual. Isn’t this the first time I see you in about a month? What are you doing abandoning your student council work…”

I directed my criticism at the girl who seemed completely unconcerned.

Pure white skin, golden hair and blue eyes. Her cheeks and lips were faintly pink. With her mini skirt and white knee-high socks that attracted men and wouldn’t let them go, this female student who was as beautiful as a bisque doll was the student council secretary Sakura Lilia. A half-Japanese blonde beauty whose mother was Scottish-British.

“Even though you were appointed by Shino, you abandoned your secretary duties and hardly ever show your face here, do you? It may not be my place to say so as the errand boy, but you’re putting a burden on Shino and Saori-san, you know?”

After looking around the room, Lilia looked at me and said something completely unexpected from her appearance.

“Your voices were leaking into the hallway.”

“Huh!?”

“What could be heard was Shino-senpai’s moans and screams. Things like ‘More ♡’ and ‘I’m coming ♡’, the kind of lines that would make anyone listening blush were completely audible.”

“Seriously…?”

“Just kidding. It wasn’t really audible to that extent.”

After saying this, Lilia stared intently at me. She stared so intently that I couldn’t help but react.

“What? Why are you looking at me strangely? It’s true that we might have been too noisy… which is kind of awkward…”

“Are you that pent up? Enough to do it in the student council room?”

“Ugh!”

I choked at Lilia’s sudden comment.

“You don’t need to panic so much. So, the reason I was staring was, won’t you buy me?”

“?”

“If you’re that pent up, I’ll sell myself to you.”

I couldn’t understand what Lilia was saying.

“Sell me what?”

Lilia grinned and declared:

“My body. The world runs on money, after all. Light service 1, no condom 2, creampie 3.”

“You… don’t tell me you’re really doing something like that…”

“Yes. I’m doing it, of course. Sugar dating.”

I found myself staring at this beautiful blonde high school girl who looked like a pretty doll. With her small build and lack of body curves, she looked more like a middle schooler. I groaned internally, unsure of what to say. Should I scold her? Lecture her? Or beg her to stop? And then…

“…Just kidding. I’m not doing anything like that. I won’t sell myself to Mitsuya-senpai either. So don’t look at me like that.”

“…”

“I was just teasing you a bit. It seemed fun.”

“You’re really not doing that, right?”

“I’m not desperate enough for money, though I won’t retract that the world runs on money.”

I let out a sigh of relief. This academy was tolerant of romantic relationships between students despite its high deviation score, and wealthy children gathered here. There weren’t many students who strayed from the path, or rather, Shino and I in the student council might be the ones who’d strayed the most.

“By the way, my main source of income is sales.”

“Sales…?”

“An acquaintance who works part-time at a convenience store sells me Pokemon cards preferentially if I give her a margin. I sell those on Mercari, so it’s sales.”

“You’re a scalper!”

“What’s wrong with that? It’s a perfectly legitimate business. It’s the same as supermarkets and convenience stores buying products and selling them at higher prices!”

Lilia frowned and argued in front of me. Well, certainly compared to prostitution, Pokemon card reselling was… I thought that, when she added more.

“I also buy instant photos from Saori-senpai and Shino-senpai.”

“What do you do with the photos?”

“Sell them to Saori fans and Shino fans in the school. For high prices.”

“…”

The situation became suspicious again. Apparently she got permission from Saori-san and Shino…

“By the way, Saori-senpai’s photos actually sell for more than Shino-senpai’s. I sell my own photos too, but it’s a little irritating that I’m not as popular as those two.”

“What do you do with all that money?”

“Invest it. Right now, NFT mobile games are promising. I’ve already made 200 this year, so when I hit my goal of 300, I’ll spend it on mobile game microtransactions. Plus, if I let AI handle currency exchange, it’ll automatically earn me billions per day. Life would be rosy with all that money, right? How’s that? My life plan. Perfect, isn’t it?”

“…”

Ignoring Lilia’s smug expression, I thought silently. NFT mobile games, weren’t those the ones that kept failing and shutting down? Since I was a background character, I enjoyed mobile games enthusiastically, but I’d never heard of anyone succeeding or making money from those.

And about the automatic AI currency exchange, that sounded like those scam ads that appeared online… There were so many things wrong here that I didn’t know what to say.

Was this girl really going to be okay?

Shouldn’t someone appoint a guardian for her soon?

Just as I was racking my brain, Lilia’s words struck me.

“Also, this is a thank you gift for Mitsuya-senpai.”

Saying this, she placed an instant photo on the table. Looking at it, though her face was hidden, it was obviously Lilia’s picture. It was a naked one with her legs spread. A super dangerous item that could get you arrested just for possessing it.

“A special present just for Mitsuya-senpai. Thanks to you, Saori-senpai started selling instant photos saying she ‘needed money for sweets’, just regular uniform shots though.”

“What am I supposed to do with such an erotic photo!”

“You can use it as fap material, I’ll specially allow it. But please give me your impressions after using it. I want to know if this kind of thing could be a sellable product. I won’t sell my own though.”

“You damn loli…”

“Don’t call me a loli!”

I couldn’t just leave it there, but I also couldn’t throw it away not knowing whose hands it might fall into. Since I couldn’t leave such a dangerous item lying around, I stuffed it in my pocket.

“Well, my business here is done, so I’m leaving.”

Leaving with words of satisfaction at completing her work, I called out to Lilia as she left the room:

“You should still do your student council work!”