The Assassin Girl Who Stayed by My Side in Another World… Somehow Followed Me Back to Modern Japan - Chapter 36: Like I’d Ever Do That with My Daughter!?

Chapter 36: Like I’d Ever Do That with My Daughter!?

While gently patting Aira’s head with one hand, I used the other to grab a few pieces of popcorn and watched the movie playing on screen.

And honestly… it was actually pretty good.

Like, legit entertaining.

So that part was fine.

But—

The way this story’s going, I’ve got a weird feeling it’s about to lead into… a bed scene.

We’re not actually going there, right?

…Back in the other world, I did make sure to give Aira a proper sex ed talk, so it’s not like she doesn’t know what’s what.

Still, watching that kind of scene with her?

Yeah, that’d be awkward. Super awkward.

She’s my daughter, after all.

Please, movie.

Just keep it to a kiss or two. That’s all I ask.

Of course, because fate clearly has a twisted sense of humor, the on-screen couple went ahead and jumped straight into the bed scene.

Right at that moment, Aira didn’t go for the popcorn.

She reached over—

And interlaced her fingers with mine.

Then, instead of looking at the screen, she tilted her face up at me…

With this look.

Like she was waiting for something.

Wait.

Hold on.

That look…

At a time like this…

She’s not thinking what I think she’s thinking… right?

N-Nope! No way!

That’s not happening!

We are parent and child!

There’s no way I’m doing anything like that!

Silently panicking, I quickly shook my head.

And then—Aira nudged me with her eyes…

Telling me to look around.

Look around…?

…Oh.

Some of the actual couples sitting in the other couple seats were kissing.

Well, I mean… it is that kind of scene, so I’m not gonna judge or anything.

But wait—does that mean Aira’s asking for a kiss too?

“……”

Maybe she noticed I caught on—

Because she closed her eyes and gently puckered her lips, just a little.

…Was this her “waiting for a kiss” face?

I mean, sure.

Yeah, she’s cute.

Insanely cute, actually—like, painfully cute.

But come on!

Like I’m actually gonna kiss my daughter!?

“……”

Thinking that, I did what any sane person would do.

I quietly turned her body back toward the screen without saying a word.

And then—Aira didn’t say anything either.

Probably because we were in a theater.

But man… the Displeased!! aura radiating off her was unreal.

Still—no matter how strong that aura gets, I am not kissing my own daughter.

End of story.

While that whole silent exchange was happening, the bed scene on screen… kept going.

Nope.

They went for round two.

Come on. Please just be over already.

This is torture.

Try watching a scene like that with your daughter sitting on your lap.

You’ll get it.

…Okay, yeah.

I probably should’ve researched the movie better before coming here.

“—!?”

And right as I was thinking that—

Something suddenly pressed against my lips.

…No.

Not something.

It was Aira’s lips.