That stupid runt who reunited with me after 10 years is now transformed into a beautiful and innocent high school girl - Chapter 23
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My Master is that ducking runt.
(*replace d with F when reading ducking. The protagonist metions them as Kuso Gaki. That is the literal meaning. For Japanese, it is: クソガキ)
1
Here, Pochi~. hand
“Wa–Wa~n.”
[Tl notes: Barking dog.]
Asuka held out her tiny palm, and Pochi put his clenched fist on it.
“Good boy, good boy, the next, sit!”
“… wan”
[Tl note: barking doggo]
I sat down on the spot.
“Pochi is so smart.”
Asuka caresses my head hard.
I don’t think anyone in this world would be happy to be treated like a dog by a girl ten years younger than them.
If such a guy exists, he must be a ridiculous pervert.
“Hahahaha, Asuka. Play with this. Dogs love to play with balls.”
Miya hands over the rubber ball to her.
“Yes, Dad. All right, here it goes, Pochi. Ei~.”
Asuka threw the rubber ball, lowering her back. The rubber ball bounces into my small room.
“There, Pochi. Go~ fetch~.”
I collect the rubber ball, crawling on all fours, and return to Master, that stupid midget.
“Such a good boy, good boy, good boy.”
“…”
Such humiliation.
Such shame.
But there was a profound reason as to why all came to this.
2
Yuu-nii, we’re going to play family planning today.”
Miya said as soon as she arrived.
“family planning game?”
The three rascals came with a lot of luggage.
Looking at what it was, it looked like a miniature family planning complete play set.
Plastic tableware, ingredients, and cooking utensils are lined up in the corner of my room.
It’s such a nostalgic memory. When I was also in kindergarten, I also used to play with stuff like this.
Yes, since these were all attached using magic tape, you can cut it without being concerned, right~?
[TL notes: magic tapes are probably like, even if you cut them, they can get rejoined.]
“Well then, I’ll be playing the role of a father?”
“Nope,” said Mahiru.
“Then am I going to play the role of the son?”
“It’s the role of a pet dog.”
“Don’t say it aloud.”
[TL notes: no respect… like none…]
“I also have brought pieces of stuff that will help you disguise in that as well, properly.”
Miya took out a dog ear headband and bright red belt collar…
“Wait a minute, Miya. Just what exactly is that? From where did you get that from?”
“Eh? Dad and Mom’s bedro――”
“Ok, stop there, no need to say anymore. Anyways, I don’t want to play the role of a dog more than ever now.”
“Then how about having the person who loses in rock-paper-scissors play the role of the dog?”
Asuka makes a proposal.
“It can’t be helped, huh? I guess we have to get along with Yuu-nii’s selfishness once again.”
So far, my intentions have never been respected at all.
“Jaankenpon!”
[TL notes: Rock-Paper-Scissors!]
“Ah, I lost.”
Asaka was the only one to lose.
Well, I could avoid the role of a dog with this.
[TL notes: It ended in the first round itself.]
“Well then, Asaka, here.”
Miya hands over the dog ears and collar to Asaka.
“Uh~nn”
Wait?
If a girl in the first grade of elementary school was forced to wear dog ears and a collar, wouldn’t that look pretty wrong and ‘out’ by social standards?
“It suits you,” said Mahiru.
“Ehehe”
Asaka with dog ears. Her glossy black hair is accented with bushy ears. It’s cute, though.
And then, she finally reaches out for the collar.
“…”
The dog’s ears are still safe, but the collar is just a no-no. Knowing the world we are living in today, it’s definitely pretty bad.
I will definitely not gonna let you do that!
“Wait there. Come to think of it, I really want to play the role of a dog so much.”
“Oh, what is it, Yuu-nii~? Do you want to be our dog so badly?”
Don’t use expressions that actually hurts.
“But well, Asuka is cuter.”
“No … I really love dogs. Even the dream for my future is to become a dog.”
“Well, If you go that far, Asuka, can you resign your role for him?”
Requested by Miya, Asaka reluctantly removes her dog ears, saying, “It really can’t be helped, heh.”
And so, in this way, I became a dog for all these ducking runts.
3
“Okay, Pochi. Next is chinchin.”
[TL notes: for all those perverts, Chinchin here means: sitting up and begging (of a dog) *copied from Jisho. Remember the Jibril episode of No game No life.]
“Wan~”
“I’m back, hahaha.”
“Welcome back, Otou-san~. Would you like to have dinner? Or do you want to take a bath?”
[TL notes: Otou-san = Dad]
The setting was Miya as the father, Mahiru as the mother, and Asaka being their child.
“Haha, well then, let’s have dinner first. Since Okaa-san’s cooking is truly exquisite.”
[TL notes: Okaa-san = mother]
“Mou~, Otou-san, you’re so sweet. Well then, here~.”
Mahiru offers the food.
On the plate are radishes and strawberries.
“It’s boiled radish and strawberries.”
“Haha, looks so delicious.”
“What is with that combination?”
“Hey, dogs, don’t talk!”
Asuka retorted back.
“… Wan”
“Mom, can I feed Pochi as well?”
“Oh dear, Pochi is also hungry, huh? But it’s not time yet, is it? Let him wait.”
Mahiru turned her palm towards me and ordered.
“Wait there till it’s time.”
I was left in a sitting posture. Next to me were those ducking kids who continued with their chaotic family play.
“Well then, let’s take a bath now, shall we? Hahaha.”
“Ah, Dad, what is this? Are you having an affair?”
Mahiru holds onto a pink origami card in her hand and says so.
“No, it’s not. I was just invited by the president.”
Do you guys even understand what you are saying just now?
“Oh, so you are his wife?”
Asuka appears in a role as her mistress.
… weren’t you their child moments ago?
“This person is mine.”
“This calls for a divorce already.”
“Please Wait!”
And so, the three went out to the veranda through the window.
“No, here me out. I love you, and only you.”
Left alone staring, all I could do was just keep silent and continue to repeat, “wait, please wait…” in my mind.
Miya and Mahiru hugged each other on the veranda as Asaka pretended to cry. Such incredible and melodramatic drama was taking place.
At that time, the door opened, and my mother entered in.
“Hey, everyone, I have put you some snacks, so come on down and — Arizuki?”
“Wa?!”
My mother’s face turned pale instantly as she stood stunned at her spot.
“Ah, what the. Just what are you do–… No, nope, never mind. As a mother, I will not deny your hobbies and fetishes.”
“What are you even talking about… AAA~AHHHH!”
And that’s when I remembered my current state of being a pet.
I hurriedly stood up and removed the dog’s ears and collar.
“Also, we should consult with your father later on. But still … doing that sort of play with children is still, you know?”
“It’s not at all like that. This is just a part of the family planning game that we are playing. Hey, you guys, hurry up and explain too!”
“What is it?”
“Ah, what are you doing removing yourself off the dog role?”
“Yuu-nii, weren’t you the one who said you wanted to be our dog yourself.”
“… From himself?”
“No, like I said, trust me, there is a profound reason for all this. Hey, wait there, mom! Listen till the end of my story!”
I was able to explain the situation adequately later and also managed to get all things clear. Although, I took an oath to never play the role of a dog again in my life.
End Of Chapter