Somehow I Ended up Dating the Perfect Female Classmate, but My Sister Found Out and They're Turning Into Yanderes - Chapter 4: Morning Routine
Chapter 4: Morning Routine
I always wake up to the tsundere voice alarm on my phone.
“Hey, you! How long are you gonna sleep?!”
“Hmph! Fine, keep sleeping then!”
“Come on, wake up already! It’s… lonely without you…”
The strict voice is nice, but this tsundere voice is awesome too.
But now that I have a girlfriend, waking up to another woman’s voice might seem like cheating.
“Gotta get up quick.”
My weekday morning routine starts with going to the bathroom to wash my face.
Then I change into my uniform, go downstairs, and eat the breakfast Rinka made.
Breakfast is always toast, a fried egg, and a banana.
There aren’t strict rules like at dinner.
When I entered the living room, Ayuka and Fuzuha were eating quietly.
Rinka probably already left for morning practice.
“””…”””
Even though there’s no rule about eating in silence, no one said a word.
Ayuka was on her phone, and Fuzuha was watching TV.
Well, I was watching videos with earphones too.
If Rinka saw this breakfast scene, she’d punish us for sure.
“…san.”
The comment sections on videos lately are a mess.
People adding “lol” to every sentence really annoys me.
“Big brother.”
Huh? Did I just hear a girl’s voice call me “big brother”?
Am I hearing things? Did listening to too much yandere ASMR mess up my ears?
“Big brother!!”
Ayuka, who was eating breakfast and using her phone across from me, slammed the table hard.
“Whoa!? W-What’s wrong, Ayuka?”
Did Ayuka hear things too from listening to women’s ASMR…?
“Why aren’t you answering when I’ve been calling you?”
She was calling me?
So that wasn’t just my imagination…?
“D-Don’t scare me like that, Ayuka. I thought you were talking about women’s ASMR or something.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, and I don’t care. It’s about today.”
“Today? What about it…?”
“What? No way… Did you forget?”
Ayuka’s face went blank.
What? Why’s she acting like that? It’s kinda scary…
“We’re supposed to visit the cram school together today… Did you forget?”
She asked me in a tone full of disgust.
“Oh!? Y-Yeah, today, right. It’s so obvious I forgot for a second.”
I totally forgot.
“Ugh. It’s at six tonight. You better show up.”
“I got it.”
Since Ayuka and I are both preparing for exams this year, we have to go to cram school.
I don’t think I need cram school, but Rinka, who’s basically the head of our house, wouldn’t allow that, so I’m forced to go.
And for some reason, I’m going to the same cram school as Ayuka.
The cram school we’re visiting today splits high school and college prep students.
Ayuka’s been going since her first year of middle school, but this is my first year.
“And wait for me until my class is over before we go home.”
“Huh? Do I have to?”
“Of course you do. If I let you go home alone, you’ll probably dawdle somewhere, and then I’ll get scolded by Rinka-neesan. That’s how it always goes.”
Ayuka knows I’m not brave enough to do that…
“Fine, fine, I got it… Wait, what!?”
After talking with Ayuka, I checked my phone and saw it was already past 7:40.
“Crap, crap, crap!”
I ate the rest of my toast in one bite, ran upstairs to grab my backpack, and stuffed Rinka’s bento from the counter into it.
I headed to the front door.
“What’s wrong, big brother? You’re in a rush. You’re usually chilling at this time, right?”
Fuzuha called out to me from behind as I put on my shoes to leave.
“I got something urgent. I gotta leave now.”
I finished putting on my shoes and opened the front door so fast I almost tripped.
“Hey, big brother!? You okay?”
“Y-Yeah, I’m fine. I’m heading out.”
I closed the front door and ran toward Kirino-san’s house like I was escaping.





































