Returned from Another World, Earth Turned Out to Be Quite the Fantasy Too. Also, Losing Heroines, Stop Looking This Way. - V5 Chapter 60

Chapter 60: “Bored Now, So Let’s Fight?”

“Wait a sec! Forget this whole Mukaijima Sentai nonsense! I just overheard something—what’s this about a human marrying an oni girl?!”

“Ah, Yusuke-kun’s acting a little weird again.”

“No, he was always like that.”

“Shut up!”

Sadly, Natsuki and the others had already “disbanded” thanks to creative differences, but that didn’t mean the fighting stopped.

Solo activities mattered too.

Still, Yusuke’s brain was completely hijacked by what he’d just heard about an oni-human marriage.

“Uh, y-yeah, you’ve got some scary bloodshot eyes, man. Like I told Shinonome earlier, there was a wedding the other day. Honestly, that bitch landed herself a damn good husband.”

“Lucky! Lucky! I wanna marry an oni toooo!”

“Quit looking at me like that! And wipe off those hopeful eyes! Why the hell would I marry one of the same oni who attacked us?!”

“We ain’t that cheap, y’know!”

“Bea bea!”

Yusuke looked dead serious about maybe taking an oni home with him.

But even if he pulled it off… how the heck was he planning to explain that to his family?

“Anyway, Yusuke-san, there’s no way humans can coexist with monsters that eat people. Even without that, we’ve already got bears causing trouble in villages lately. Add oni bears on top of that, and of course they’re extermination targets.”

“You bastarddddddd!!”

Something in Natsuki’s words must have struck a nerve, because the armored oni—Hoshiguma Doji—lunged forward in fury and threw a punch.

“Kuma Doji has never eaten a human in her life! She’s a girl who loves acorns, honey, and cooking, damn it!”

Her fist shot toward Natsuki’s left cheek, but he ducked at the last moment. In the same motion, he drove his own fist straight into Hoshiguma Doji’s stomach.

“Guh—khaahh—urghhh!”

Hoshiguma Doji dropped to her knees, coughing up stomach acid mixed with blood.

Natsuki looked down at her with cold, emotionless eyes and spoke flatly.

“God once said—if someone tries to slap your cheek, dodge and aim straight for the gut.”

“…You bastard… that was a hell of a punch. Felt like my organs were about to pop out.”

Even after taking the blow full-force, Hoshiguma Doji still looked ready to fight.

Before she could get back up, Natsuki kicked her away, sending her flying—only to be caught by two other oni rushing in.

“Alright then. I’m bored of this farce—time to kill you.”

Natsuki gripped the Holy Sword with a twisted grin, leaving everyone stunned.

“You’ve been messing around like some comedy act this whole time, and now suddenly it’s a serious battle scene?! We can’t keep up with your mood swings!”

“Where the hell is that switch of yours, anyway?!”

“W-Wait, Natsuki-kun! No—Galaxy Kappa Hero Red-sama! If we talk this out, if we talk it out, we can still end up married!”

“…I know I’m a bit messed up myself, but Natsuki-kun, you’re on a whole other level.”

While they complained, Koume, Senju, Yusuke, and Shinonome readied themselves for combat.

“Fine then! You think you can kill us? We’ll be the ones killing you! Me, Hoshiguma Doji!”

“Torakuma Doji!”

“Bea beaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!”

“With the three of us—Kuma Doji included—you humans don’t stand a chance!”

〜〜Afterword〜〜

A sudden battle begins!
Can the oni girls survive this showdown?!