Returned from Another World, Earth Turned Out to Be Quite the Fantasy Too. Also, Losing Heroines, Stop Looking This Way. - V3 Chapter 34

Chapter 34: “A Fight with Susanoo-no-Mikoto?”①

“Hey, are you serious? Up until now, I’ve let things slide with a laugh, but I can’t ignore that killing intent. Do you really want to face me, Susanoo-no-Mikoto, like that? I’ll kill you like I did with Yamata-no-Orochi, kid.”

“Don’t get cocky just because you defeated a Hydra. I’ve been hunting Hydras in another world, okay? I’ve wiped them out. So don’t act all high and mighty just because you took down one.”

Natsuki didn’t know how monstrous Yamata no Orochi was, but he had eradicated the Hydra species in another world. 

Laughing loudly, he told Susanoo not to boast over a single monster.

“Alright, alright. I love brats like you!”

“And I hate old men who smell like you!”

“Don’t say that. In ten years, you’ll be worried about body odor and hair on your pillow. It’s tough, you know?”

“Stop looking like you’re about to cry, or I’ll punch you!”

It seemed Susanoo wasn’t planning to take things seriously. 

But he also had no intention of letting them go. 

He would likely take Koume and Ginko as trophies. 

That was unacceptable.

“Now that we’ve had a good verbal spat, let’s have a real fight. Tsukuyomi told me not to touch you, so I’ve held back, but now there’s no turning back.”

“I’m sure Tsukuyomi-sensei told you to stay away because he knew you’d end up crying.”

“Good one. I haven’t cried since that touching movie a few years ago.”

With a bang, Susanoo-no-Mikoto punched the air, distorting the world. 

Natsuki and the others, who had been on a gravelly, grassy riverside, found themselves in a field of blooming spider lilies.

“Welcome to my world. I hope you enjoy it.”

“I would’ve preferred a nicer welcome.”

“Don’t say that. I’m a generous god, so I’ll give you a chance. The thief doesn’t matter anymore. Do what you want. But Natsuki Yura, you split my sword. I thought about forgiving you if you bowed down, but you wouldn’t do that, would you?”

“Would you?”

“Susa-sa-sa-sa! No way! Haha, sorry, sorry! You’re a man, after all! Alright, let’s fight! If you entertain me, I’ll let you go. Do your best!”

“I’ll carve that ‘susa-susa’ on your grave, so don’t worry!”

“Good kid! If you survive fighting me, I’ll treat you as my right-hand man!”

“Don’t underestimate me. If you survive fighting me, I’ll send you to Aomori and call it even! Learn how to end your sentences and make video content!”

Natsuki and Susanoo-no-Mikoto kicked off the ground at the same time. Spider lilies scattered and danced in the air.

“Let’s enjoy this with our fists first!”

In the next moment, Susanoo-no-Mikoto’s fist connected with Natsuki’s face, while Natsuki’s kick struck Susanoo-no-Mikoto right in the groin.

〜〜Afterword〜〜

Sama-tan: “Hey! Aomori isn’t a reform facility! Send him to Izanagi and Izanami instead!”

Mammon: “―Mammon! Oh, I meant ‘Come on,’ you know, mammon-mammon!”

Sama-tan: “It’s not ‘come on’!”

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