Reincarnated in Another World: The Vibrator Journey - 36-37

Chapter 36: The Isekai Vibrator Falls

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About an hour passed as I flew, clutched in the beak of the hawk-like bird.

(Hmm, how much longer is this bird going to fly? I wish it would let me go soon…)

Ever since the capital of the Cabbage Kingdom faded from view, the bird had not stopped once, even as we passed over several small towns and villages. I had no idea where it was heading. The bird simply continued to fly in a straight line with singular focus.

(I’d really rather be held in a girl’s pussy than a bird’s mouth… I mean, I am a vibrator, after all…)

Perhaps being squeezed by a bird’s beak could make my sensitive body feel good, but I lacked far too much life experience to dabble in avian-bestiality play. Actually, even if I had enough life experience, there was surely no need to ever go that far.

But this was a fantasy world. If it were something like a harpy, maybe I’d be down… Olive, Canola, and the other beastgirls were incredibly cute, so harpies were probably beautiful girls in this world too… A humanoid monster with avian traits… If I were to have a sexual play with a beautiful girl like that, I would naturally welcome it. Having a few feathers or long claws at the tips of her fingers would just be a nice little “option.”

Yeah, I’d like to try having sex with a harpy… Gulp…

(Wait, now isn’t the time to be thinking about that.)

At this rate, it’d be pretty difficult for me to meet up with Olive and Canola. Now that I had come this far, I couldn’t exactly ask them to come pick me up either. For the last few dozen minutes, everything below had just been vast wasteland. It didn’t seem there was any city around. 

I wondered where the hawk was heading, or if it was just flying around purely on a whim. Currently, the ground beneath us looked like a desolate wilderness where nothing existed. In my previous life, it would have been the kind of place that brought the Grand Canyon to mind. While the view was quite beautiful, looking at it for this long was making me grow a bit bored…

Just as I started thinking it was time to be released, it happened. Oh, its movement changed… Did we arrive somewhere?

(Is this the bird’s nest…? No, wait! Is it because of that guy!?)

The hawk clutching me began to flap its wings frantically to change direction, and then I saw a giant black lizard-like thing floating in our original path. That size, that majesty… it was likely that staple creature of fantasy worlds: a dragon.

The hawk seemed to change course to avoid the dragon, but the dragon might have already locked onto the hawk and identified it as an enemy. I had the feeling it was staring straight at us. And then…

The dragon’s mouth was wide open and… I could see energy gathering around it…? Could that be a breath attack!? The dragon looked exactly like it was preparing for a devastating assault. The hawk’s flight speed increased as it tried to escape, but could it really outrun an attack that looked that powerful? Just as the breath was about to be unleashed…..

(What!? You’re dumping me here!? Why did you carry me all this way then!? Hawk-san!! Come back!!!)

The hawk tossed my body into mid-air and suddenly soared upward. Conversely, I began a straight free-fall, but…

(Huh? Is it looking at me? Why?)

For some reason, the dragon wasn’t looking at the hawk… it was staring intently at me as I began to fall. Did that mean the one the dragon identified as an enemy wasn’t the hawk, but me?

(Why would a dragon have a grudge against a vibrator!?)

I wanted to scream a retort, but it was pointless if I couldn’t change the dragon’s actions. The energy fully concentrated within the dragon’s mouth and was finally released.

(Ah… I’m finished… It was a short life… or rather, a short vibrator-life…)

What the dragon spat out was a terrifying black beam of light that put special moves from combat anime to shame. A torrent of light, easily ten meters in diameter, enveloped my body in an instant. Naturally, my body was swallowed by that rush of black light and I was blown away in an instant.

(Ah… aaah… uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!!!!)

Inside the storm of black light, unable to see anything, my body was sent flying into the far distance.

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Chapter 37: The Isekai Vibrator Lands

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For a while, I was blown away by that tremendous impact… I must have flown dozens of miles. Finally, the momentum of the dragon breath began to wane, and my body started falling toward the ground.

─Acquired Title: 【Dragon Breath Survivor】

Survivor…? Did I seriously survive getting hit by that? Just like the Goddess said before I was reincarnated, my body really was incredibly tough… Despite taking a direct hit from a massive dragon breath, my body remained intact. There wasn’t even a hint of me taking damage. 

(Well, to be honest, I have no idea what it would even feel like to “take damage” in this vibrator body.)

The ground was getting pretty close. At this rate, I should be fine even if I crash land…

I figured the dragon breath had blasted me quite a distance, but the view below was still a vast wasteland. I plummeted into a corner of that wilderness. Perhaps because the angle of my fall was good, I didn’t get stuck in the ground; instead, I just went tumbling and rolling across the wasteland.

Phew… Well, at least I didn’t die…

After a while, my body stopped rolling. I expanded my field of vision to look around… but there was nothing particularly there. It was just a vast wasteland as far as the eye could see. In a place like this, there isn’t much an immobile vibrator body can do.

I could move using Full Body Charge, but that skill was my lifeline. If I run out of Orgasm Point, I’d really be stuck with nothing… I should probably wait and see until I figure out what kind of place this is… Thanks to my rock-hard vibrator body, my life probably wasn’t in danger. Being a vibrator, I didn’t get hungry or thirsty. I decided to stay right where I was, lying on the ground of the wasteland for a while.

After spending a day and night with nothing to do, they appeared.

“G-gugigi…”

“Gugigigi!”

“Gugyagya!”

Approaching me while warily scanning the surroundings were Goblins… the so-called “trash mobs” of fantasy worlds. While it was fine for monsters to be in a desolate place like this, something about them was a bit off. Their presence was extremely faint, their movements were incredibly swift, and they moved in an orderly fashion, responding to hand signals from a goblin who appeared to be the leader.

(Plus, they’re ripped… these goblins… they look legitimately strong…)

Their muscles bulged prominently, and their facial features were sharp and fierce. They didn’t look like weaklings at all. One of the goblins raised its voice as if it had noticed something.

“Gugyagyagyagya… Gyaaah!!!”

Then, a massive hole suddenly opened in the face of the goblin that had been shouting. Naturally, the goblin collapsed to the ground. Soon, the goblin’s body turned into smoke and vanished, leaving behind a small, pebble-like object about three centimeters in diameter—likely a drop item.

(Wait, what happened? Did it die? They vanish into smoke… is that how the monster system works in this world?)

While I was shaken by the rapid development, the other goblins crouched low and scanned the area. One goblin pointed in a single direction. Looking where it pointed…

(Is that it? Is that… a slime?)

It was a thirty-centimeter object that looked like a mass of silver liquid metal squashed together. If this were a certain game, it looked like it would give a ton of experience points. You’d think finding it would mean safety, but the burly, strong-looking goblins were actually backing away slowly and cautiously. It seemed this slime was a higher-ranked existence than the goblins.

As the goblins retreated bit by bit, one of them suddenly moved its arm in an exaggerated motion, and that arm was shredded and blown away instantly. It appeared the slime was firing invisible, high-speed, powerful long-range attacks.

The goblins continued to parry these attacks, but they clearly had no intention of actually confronting the slime. After about three more goblins were struck by the ranged attacks, collapsed, and vanished into smoke, the remaining ones finally escaped the slime’s range. Turning on their heels, the goblins fled into the distance at incredible speed.

I wondered what the slime would do after driving away the goblins, only to see it approaching me with swift movements. And then…

(Whoa!! Am I being attacked too!?)

It seemed the slime was firing the same mucus-like bullets at me that it had used on the goblins. Every time I felt a “thump,” my body was blasted several hundred yards away. Even though these were attacks that had easily slaughtered the goblins, my body remained as hard as ever.

(I’m taking zero damage. This might actually be a pretty easy way to travel…)

While I was having such carefree thoughts…

(Ugh, what’s this? A flame skill attack!?!?)

A torrent of hellfire rained down from the sky onto the slime that had been approaching me. Either the attack was exceptionally powerful, or fire was the metal slime’s weakness. The slime struggled in the flames for a moment before vanishing into smoke. A drop item—a pebble about five centimeters large, bigger than the one from the goblin—appeared in its place.

And then…

(Again!? I was fine with normal attacks, but surely a fire attack is… totally fine, actually…)

The fire attack skill rained down on me from above.

─Acquired Title: 【Baked Vibrator】

It was a terrifying fire that looked like it could melt even metal, but my body didn’t burn. The one unleashing those fire skills was a giant bird, about a meter long, shrouded in flames.

Then, that bird went pop and burst apart. Looking around to see what happened, I saw a doll-like figure dressed like a witch, pointing its palm toward where the bird had been. For a second, I wondered if it was a human, but its shriveled, hideous face was clearly that of a monster. And then, that witch-type monster that had slaughtered the giant bird was itself harvested by a monster that appeared in the next instant.

(Wh… what is this? What is this place!? …Isn’t something seriously wrong here…?)

I felt as though I had wandered into a truly terrifying place.

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