Reincarnated as the Villain Who Experiments on Orphanage Kids – Why Are the Test Subject Girls Begging Me for "Night Experiments"? - Chapter 34

Chapter 34: The Mad Scientist Who Made Me Measure Her Bust Size

“Next is flexibility testing.”

After the stomach camera came flexibility checks.

I had the three of them stand on the floor in a line and measured how flexible each body was.

“Bend forward.”

“Like this?”

Priere bends down.

She’s pretty flexible. Her fingers reach the ground.

“Rafal… you look like it’s nothing.”

“Well, elves are naturally flexible, you know?”

She is super flexible and has her hands flat on the floor. She still looks totally calm.

Both of them seem fine on flexibility.

On the other hand, Fioraia…

“Uggghhh…”

Her fingers only reach about knee height. Her body looks really stiff.

Plus her face is bright red from trying so hard. She’s clearly going all out.

“Eh, that’s your best?”

“I can’t help it! I focused on building muscle!”

“Fio-chan does nothing but strength training. Is that why your chest got so big?”

Rafal gives a mischievous little smile, then suddenly moves behind Fioraia. She grabs her chest while she’s bent over.

“Your body’s stiff but your chest is so soft!”

“Kyaa— what are you doing, stop it!”

“But cat-ear Fio-chan was so cute.”

“Cat ears have nothing to do with it! You pervert!”

“Hey, do it seriously.”

The two of them started their usual back and forth, so I had to step in.

“……………………”

Because Priere had been quiet this whole time. I don’t know what she’s thinking, but if the checkup doesn’t keep moving smoothly I feel like she’ll lose it.

So I step between them and quickly say,

“Next is core strength measurement.”

This time I have them stand on one leg.

“Hold it for thirty seconds like this.”

“Hmph! That’s easy!”

Just like she said, all three cleared it with no problem.

“Your balance is too good…”

“We do tons of core training every morning! Of course we can do this!”

“Yeah… that’s true.”

Now that I think about it, yeah.

Core strength is solid and flexibility is perfect except for Fioraia.

We removed the stones from Priere’s body, so that should be fine for a while.

With that, all the tests I planned beforehand were done.

“Alright, that’s it.”

When I say it casually, silence fills the room.

“……………………”

All three stare at me.

Priere’s stare is especially intense. Her eyes are full of resentment and anger.

“Where is the human experiment in any of this!”

Priere’s voice cuts through the silence.

“Huh?”

“The stomach camera I can accept. That was a real human experiment. But what about everything after?”

“You didn’t like the flexibility stuff that much?”

“That’s not the problem. Flexibility and core measurements? That’s way too sloppy.”

“It’s not sloppy.”

“It totally is. You clearly gave up thinking halfway through, right Master? Everything after the stomach camera was lazy.”

“……………………”

It’s true I got tired after staying up all night making the stomach camera replica and lost motivation, but I didn’t just throw everything together randomly.

I thought hard about ways to make the three of them stronger, and flexibility and core came from that.

“I can’t accept it ending like this. I need more physical contact to feel satisfied!”

“Even if you say that, that’s what a full medical checkup is.”

“I understand. Then I will add my own items to the human dock menu.”

“Huh? You’re adding them yourself?”

I have a really bad feeling.

A full medical checkup isn’t like a restaurant where you just order extra stuff.

But Priere wouldn’t stop.

“First, please use this.”

She pulls out a cloth measuring tape.

Wait, where did she get that from?

“Added test item for the full medical checkup. Bust size measurement.”

“No way!”

“It’s necessary. Understanding body growth is important.”

“Yeah, but…”

It’s not something you normally do in a full medical checkup. That’s more regular body measurement stuff.

“Starting with Fioraia.”

“Why me?!”

Fioraia tries to run away right away.

But Priere is a mad scientist at heart. She doesn’t go easy on test subjects.

“Lift up your underwear so I can measure.”

“W-wait a second!”

Priere yanks her clothes up hard, and Fioraia’s full chest pops out.

Her bright red bra and white skin under the lantern light make it hard to know where to look.

“Sai, please measure.”

“Can’t you do it instead, Priere?”

“No. We are the patients.”

This isn’t going anywhere, so I look up at the ceiling and wrap the tape around.

This is just measurement. It’s a medical thing. Totally healthy.

I keep telling myself that and focus only on the tape in my hands.

“Hey… I said don’t look!”

“I’m not looking, relax!”

I’m actually trying really hard not to see anything.

I keep my eyes away and feel around with the tape. This should be about right.

Just when I think that,

“Sai, please measure more carefully.”

Priere points it out right away.

“I can’t go any further than this!”

“No. For accurate data we need to go one step further. Isn’t that basic for human experiments?”

“Don’t bring logic into human experiments!”

While fighting the urge to sigh inside, I somehow get it all the way around.

“Done. Measurement complete.”

“…Geez. Why only me?”

Fioraia’s face is bright red.

She glares at me while covering her chest with her arms.

“It’s finally starting to feel like a real full medical checkup.”

“It doesn’t!”

After that I had to measure Rafal and then Priere.

While I was wrapping the tape on Rafal she kept wiggling around on purpose and teasing me for getting flustered. Priere looked at me with moist eyes the whole time.

“How is it? They’ve gotten bigger than before, right?”

She whispers it from super close range, which makes it extremely unhealthy.

I’m supposed to be measuring bust size, so why does it feel so seductive?

“Sai, can I measure your size next?”

“Which part?”

“Upper body and lower body.”

“That’s everything… Wait, lower body?”

“I need the measurements for the future.”

“Stop iiiiiit!”

“And Fioraia too while we’re at it.”

“Gyaaaaaaaah!”

In the end Fioraia and I faced the biggest crisis in full medical checkup history, but it’s too wild so self-censored.

With that, it’s completely over.

“Whew… I thought I was gonna die.”

“Seriously, Priere is crazy.”

Is a full medical checkup supposed to be like this?

I had tons of questions, but if Priere is satisfied then that’s fine.

Both Fioraia and I are worn out from getting attacked by her.

And so the full medical checkup ended.

At least that’s what I thought at the time.

*

But a few days later.

“Master, can you please do a full medical checkup on me?”

“Please do me too!”

“Me too!”

“Master! Please!”

“………………Huh?”

People who want full medical checkups started showing up.

And not just one or two. Before I knew it, the whole SJO Squad was lined up.

This is definitely weird no matter how you look at it.

“Why are you all in line?”

“We’re waiting our turn!”

“You guys are that interested in the stomach camera?”

When I ask, they all look at each other.

Then one of them speaks for the group.

“No. We want Master to measure our bust sizes!”

“…………Eh?”

My brain completely stopped.

Bust sizes? Why not the stomach camera?

While I’m thinking that, the line keeps growing. It just keeps getting longer with no end in sight.

“Why did it turn out like this?”

I can’t help but hold my head.

I know the cause.

The blonde girl nodding with satisfaction while watching the line is the culprit.

Looks like Priere’s word-of-mouth spread.

This isn’t a popular ramen shop. Give me a break.

But no matter how much I complain, it’s already too late.

“Master, please!”

“Please measure me too!”

“We’ll wait for our turn properly!”

I couldn’t escape the full medical checkup.