"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai)

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Chapter 05- Natsuhiko’s Slogan

Natsuhiko finally came to his senses.

He realized that he was too perverted from both objective and subjective points of view.

He raised his head with vigor, thinking that this was not the time to be slumped down on his desk.

As soon as he did, he yelled at the top of his voice to get rid of his agony from Miko-Miko Fever.

“I’ve made up my mind!”

“Hah?” Kohaku asked with a Question Mark. “What do you mean you’ve made up your mind?”

“I’ve made a resolution that until I become worthy of Miko-chan, I will maintain a pure relationship with her!”

Kohaku and the rest of his classmates, who were listening to the conversation, thought, “Baccouple’s ♂️ is spouting nonsense again.”

However, Natsuhiko was dead serious.

“I will become a man worthy of Miko-chan.”

These words were the very slogan that Natsuhiko was carrying at the moment.

She called him a prince, devoted herself to him, always believed in him, and even let him rub her breasts.

He wished to respond to her innocence and purity. He wanted to be recognized by her father, who seemed to be a muscle-man of the Showa era. As a boyfriend, it was natural for him to think that way.

So, even if he craves for his beloved wife’s lunch box or fantasizes about her wild appearance, he must never do it until he is worthy. However, he had to nurture a healthy relationship as typical of high school couples.

He couldn’t deny that his delusions had escalated because he couldn’t touch her.

Once again, Natsuhiko regained his composure and heroically stared at Kohaku.

“I’ll never allow anyone, regardless of who they are, to laugh at this slogan,” he thought.

“Heh, what are you up to now?”

“Eh?”

Natsuhiko tilted his head at Kohaku’s abrupt question.

“What exactly are you gonna do to be a man worthy of Miko-chan?”

“…”

More than abrupt, it was a very critical question indeed.

He gulped.

“Well, let’s see… To be specific, in order to get into a good university, I have to study a bit every day…”

“That’s it?”

“I will also try to go to bed early and wake up early and do some stretching to improve my lifestyle. Oh, and also a little bit of muscle training…”

“Hmmmm, studies and an improved lifestyle…”

“… Yes.”

It was a drastic change in the relationship between two bad friends. For the first time in his life, Natsuhiko was interviewed for a part-time job, and the manager(Kohaku) was questioning him.

“Hehehe,” Natsuhiko smiled at the manager.

“It’s too shallow. Shallower than a kid’s pool.”

“S-shut up! I know myself best, damn it!”

Interview Result; Rejected.

That’s right. Natsuhiko himself was in the midst of wondering, “What exactly do I need to do to become a man worthy of Miko-chan…?”

It had been a couple of months since he thought of the slogan. He wasn’t just flirting with Miko without working on anything. Although, he couldn’t think of anything good to do.

And because he couldn’t think of anything, as Kohaku had pointed out, his determination was too shallow.

“Not good. At this rate, reporters will throw cameras at you at the press conference.”

“Ugh… You’re right, it’s too hard…”

Like a swift ninja strike, Kohaku slashed down Natsuhiko from right to left with her harsh comment and then rummaged through the bag that was hanging next to his corpse on the desk.

Today was Wednesday. In other words, it was Magazine Day.

After retrieving the magazine, Kohaku said, “First…♪” and turned to her seat.

But…

EMERGENCY! BE A MAN WORTHY OF MIKO-CHAN!

“Aan?”

The zombie Natsuhiko grabbed her arm with the last bit of energy he had left.

He was desperate. So desperate that he didn’t care that she was Kohaku.

“Your friend is in trouble, you should help me figure it out!”

“You’re filthy! Stay away from me! How could I, a fragile JK, possibly know how to be a suitable man?”

“I don’t care! You are much more intelligent than you think, Ossan.”

“You’re more of a wimp than you think!”

“See, that’s the thing!”