Chapter 13 – LV, Totally Untrustworthy Stats

Chats with Angel back, everything normal.
Status shows fine.
Alright, usual my-stats check.

Name       : Koutarou Sagara

Reading    : SAGARA KOUTAROU

AGE        : 13

Job        : Middle Schooler (Angel)

Club       : Aikido

LV         : 34

HP         : 207

MP         : 255

STR        : 202

INT        : 191

DEF        : 274

AGI        : 153

DEX        : 681

LUK        : 37000

Skills     :

Academics  : LV35

Fighting   : LV25

Phys Atk   : LV20

Phys Def   : LV20

Magic      : LV380

Boobs      : LV11

Bad Status :

Virgin, Naked Tribe, Boob Alien, Masochist, Virgin-Specific Paranoia, Chicken, Flat-Chest Cultist

Notes      :

Angel

Skill Points Left: 1070

Skill points deposited for hooking up Sugita and Komiyama.
Time to allocate.

Name       : Koutarou Sagara

Reading    : SAGARA KOUTAROU

AGE        : 13

Job        : Middle Schooler (Musclehead Angel)

Club       : Aikido

LV         : 34

HP         : 207

MP         : 255

STR        : 202

INT        : 191

DEF        : 274

AGI        : 153

DEX        : 681

LUK        : 37000

Skills     :

Academics  : LV85

Fighting   : LV435

Phys Atk   : LV200

Phys Def   : LV200

Magic      : LV380

Boobs      : LV61

Bad Status :

Virgin, Naked Tribe, Boob Alien, Masochist, Virgin-Specific Paranoia, Chicken, Flat-Chest Cultist

Notes      :

Angel

Skill Points Left: 200

『…Why max Phys and Fighting?』

‘Cause… devil scares me!​

『Admitting fear’s so Kouta-kun.』

Devil fear bad?
No cop moves since!

『Scary they ignore that much…』

Yeah, stuck.
Hojo case stalled, approach risky.
Angel identity no leads.
What now?

Angel-chan! God’s saying anything?

『Nothing… wait… honest with Kouta-kun. Can’t hear God’s words anymore.』

…For real?

『Real.』

Wh-what do?

『Figure with what ya got…』

Happened before.
Like “Magic” in stats.
Dumped first points thinking chuuni blasts or immortal heals.
Can’t now.
Asked Angel for God usage tons—no reply.
“Think yourself” or “Time comes” prob.

No manual? Some famous middle entrance?
Nat uni essay!

Bullshit!

『Told ya “points only known stuff”…』

…Angel-chan. Wrong.
Magic’s boy romance. Dream.
Hope to live this dead world.

『…Face reality bit.』

No.

『…』

…Don’t clam up.
Angel quiets, focus teacher.

Usual spat in class.
Boring health gym time.
Kid-making next?

Bored stiff, peek classmate stats.
…Sugita aside, all Bad Status “Virgin.”
Good. Not left behind.

『…What ugly boy mounting.』

Shut up!
Boys delicate!
Girls no labels—relief.
That’d wreck tomorrow chats.
Teacher skipped.
Adult stats show life—creepy.

Name       : Tatsuo Gouda

Reading    : GOUDA TATSUO

AGE        : 38

Job        : Teacher

Club       : Judo

LV         : 48

HP         : 480

MP         : 0

STR        : 352

INT        : 440

DEF        : 700

AGI        : 124

DEX        : 78

LUK        : 37

Skills     :

Academics  : LV80

Phys Def   : LV40

Boy Love   : LV98025

PE Teach   : LV200

Ground     : LV750

Bad Status :

Love, Thing in External HDD

Notes      :

Secretly targets Koutarou Sagara

Current rival: Haruka Yoshimura

Oiiiii!
Wait!
Oi asshole!!
“Ground” skill subtly terrifying!

『Kouta-kun… we’re friends no matter what.』

Whoa! Angel-chan!
N-no!
Give up nooo!

Shiver hard.
Y-yeah.
Status bugged.
Must be.
Y-yeah.
Hojo status.
That broke it.
Must be.

Shivering, open Hojo status.
Head chimes electronic announce.

『Magic unlocked. Use MP for Status (Strong) & real-time display.』

What?
Tilt head, Hojo status pops.

Name       : None (Misao Hojo)

Reading    : NONE (HOUJO MISAO)

AGE        : 13

Job        : Slave

Club       : None

LV         : 26

HP         : 75 / 125

MP         : 0 / 0

STR        : 56

INT        : 126

DEF        : 56

AGI        : 47

DEX        : 35

LUK        : 38

Skills     :

Academics  : LV25

Murder Know: LV260

Butcher Know: LV300

Acting     : LV80

Bad Status :

Endless Hell, Name Loss, Malnutrition

Notes      :

Can’t recall own name

Shocking.
Me and Angel speechless impact.
Mouth dry, nausea hits.
Gut heavy.
Quiet hand raise.

“Teacher, feel sick, toilet ok?”

“Yeah… what’s up Sagara. Teacher take health room?”

Usually tsukkomi spot, no vibe.
Noisy Angel silent.

“No… keep class going.”

“Uh, yeah. Bad? Health room.”

“Yes.”

Yoshimura calls, force smile “fine” wave.
Toilet, stall door shut, pants up lid down sit.
War council.

What now…?

『Uh… Kouta-kun. Sorry… head hurts since…』

You ok?

『Dunno. But… hurts.』

Angel catches cold too?
Wanna leave alone but…
Sorry for noise.

『Fine. Not hentai delusions…』

Self-restrain today.
Real.

『So… fuzzy. Like recalling something.』

Recall.
…Need lead on you.

『Recall anything, net search together?』

Promise.

『Thanks.』

Cute sometimes…
Sort case.
Hojo school but can’t escape—reason clear.
Hojo Misao age 3 then.
No pre-incident memory normal.
Me too, 3 frag only.
…More maybe.
How help?
Fight devil?
No win vibe.
DEF test done.
Thumbtack pierce?
LV20 stepped curious.
Pierced normal. Hurt.
Paper armor! Phys Def LV20 this!
LV200 no hope.
Knife kills sure.
Then?
Killer loses cops.
Snag drag station?
Nah, me arrested.
Win sure beatdown no.
Y-yeah!
Sic Gouda… no win.
Scrap.
What… real puzzle hard noticed.
But do.
Slave job unforgivable.
Direct… talk only?