My Status Window is a yandere - Zetro Translation

Shiro’s POV

{Half a month ago}

Shiro’s brother: “What the hell are you doing?”

In the training yard, Shiro’s brother watches as his little brother throws a spear into the sky and it disappears; it’s the third one he’s seen.

Shiro: “I’m using my bending power to send the spears as high as possible; it’s a way to train my power, although the maximum I can control is three for one minute.”

Shiro’s brother watches him with exasperation.

Shiro’s brother: “You come up with the strangest things.”

{Present}

Shiro: “*Gasp* *Gasp* That tail almost blew my arm off!”

That tail almost blew my arm off just for trying to deflect it a little, iflest I go upAt my level when I was killing monsters, as soon as I got here, I would have lost an arm. Now, you’re probably wondering how the hell I’m still alive after being impaled through the stomach by a damn giant scorpion. To find out, we have to go back a few minutes.

{A few minutes ago}

I run with all my strength and place myself between the scorpion’s tail and the saint. Before it stabs me, I use my microscopic control and training to move all my vital organs out of the direction of the attack.

Damn, this hurts too much. Even though I prepared myself to be stabbed, this hurts more than I thought. Come on, put on your best smile for the saint, try to smile and say some nice words to her. I hope she felt my feelings.

My brother quickly takes me to the healing mage, but I’m more worried about whether my words reached the saint. While my brother hesitated about whether to stay here or go to the battlefield, I kicked him out, lay down, closed my eyes, and focused on my microscopic control to heal myself.

While I was doing that, I unlocked the ability of “microscopic healing”.My healing sped up, *sigh* that hurt a lot hm? shit is that a dragon I see? no, it seems to be a wyvern damn there’s no rest I get up quickly and use my control ability to control the needles that are in the soles of my shoes to fly or rather surf in the air.

Although I don’t have enough power to do it directly with my body, I can still control the needles and use them as a platform or means of transport. I move by flying at great speed and try to use my sword to deflect the wyvern’s tail. No way am I going to repel that tail head-on, which looks like it could easily destroy a wall. I haven’t reached that level of madness yet.

I see the saint finish using teleportation, *sigh* I hope she’s nicer to me, maybe a lap pillow, a hug and maybe even a kiss hehehe, hm first I have to survive here.

{Present}

*zwiiiich*

I use my power to control the needles in the soles of my shoes to fly and evade the wyvern’s tail. I glide through the air, dodging like there’s no tomorrow, because there certainly won’t be a tomorrow if that thing hits me. Now how do I get out of here?

I look around at the pile of monster corpses, think for a few moments and I already have everything planned, I keep moving without stopping, passing close to the corpses and without stopping I brush against them with my hand as I pass and immediately put them in the inventory.

After repeating that several times while dodging the wyvern’s attacks, I sell them into the system, which I turned off by the goddess. The system comes with the option to block the assistant for user privacy. I must say that the supreme god who supposedly created the hero systems was quite considerate.

*ROAAAAAR!!!!*

The wyvern is getting impatient, although that’s good for me since I still don’t have enough money from the system shop. I move nimbly through the air, dodging monsters so that they are in my way, collecting their corpses and selling them.

When I have enough points, I buy a maximum luck potion from the shop. It lasts 30 minutes and can only be used once a year. As the name suggests, it raises luck to the maximum. I take out an aim potion that I had saved from before. It increases aim to the maximum, lasts 30 minutes, and can only be used once a month. As for how I got it, that’s a secret.

I drink them both at the same time. Once they take effect, I see the wyvern and think of something; I wait for it to try to hit me so I can dodge.

*ROAAAAAAR!* *zwiiiiiish*

I see it trying to hit me with its tail again and quickly fly up above its head and at a distance of about 20 meters from its back I dive headfirst towards the ground, I see the wyvern trying to turn, but before it can turn I point at it with two fingers forming the shape of a gun with my hands I point it at it and solemnly pronounce.

Shiro: “Gungnir”

*KABOOOOOM*

When the wyvern finished turning, something suddenly fell on it, piercing the ceiling and hitting it. The result was an explosion that reached hundreds of meters. The explosion was not fire, but a massive shockwave that swept everything away upon impact.

Shiro: “Fuck!!!”

I quickly covered myself with my arms, but the shockwave hit me hard, sending me flying a few hundred meters. I tried to grab onto something, but the wave made me hit the ground several times and roll until I hit the wall.

Shiro: “Kahagh”

I vomited blood, after a short while the wave stopped, I checked my body and I had a broken arm, almost all of my ribs were broken and it seemed that one of them stabbed an organ, and my scorpion wound reopened.

Shiro: “Haa……haa…haa I admit it may be the first time….. I’ve used Gungnir, but it wasn’t very…. smart to use it from so close just to strike a cool pose hahaha although I don’t regret it Kahagh”

I vomited blood again, quickly took an ultimate elixir from my inventory and drank it, recovering instantly. Did I lie when I told the saint that I had already used mine before? I didn’t lie, I actually used my elixir on someone else. As for how I got this, that’s a secret.

I breathe gently and walk towards the wyvern that has a huge hole in its chest. I’m impressed by how tough the wyvern’s body is, not being torn apart by the shockwave. I store its corpse in my inventory, look around, and see that it seems that whatever fell on it was pulverized on impact. I also see the hole in the ceiling that leads to the sky.

I notice that the dungeon is about to collapse, so I advance towards the place the saint used to teleport. I stop in the middle of what is supposed to be the center of the magic circle, although it is destroyed by the previous shockwave. I begin to recite the teleportation spell to get out of here.

In magic classes, we heroes are taught the teleportation spell as if it were the basics. After 3 minutes, I smiled. For me, it only takes 5 minutes, unlike the saint, since she already designated the coordinates and the more complex calculations; I just have to activate it.

It was all thanks to the saint who did the complicated part of the spell. I have to thank her when she returns. What would be a good gift for her when she comes back as a thank you? Would a passionate kiss be enough? No, that’s not enough. Oh! I know! If I wrap myself in gift ribbon and present myself in a box, would that be okay? Hehehe.

Four minutes passed and I was already expectant when all the hairs on my body stood on end and I turned around quickly, everything turned pure white.

*Kabooooooooom!!!!!!!!*

The entire dungeon was destroyed and disintegrated without leaving any trace; shortly after the explosion there was only a desert for a few kilometers and no trace of Shiro.

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P.S:Is the series really that bad to have a 2.9 star rating? The updates are terrible, but I don’t think the story is to blame.

PS: By the way, I changed the label and put “r18” after considering the protagonist’s personality.