My Online Friends Turned Out To Be the Ultra-Beautiful Girls in My Class and They Were Yandere - 62

Chapter 62: A New Online Friend (Pervert) Arrived

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The next day. I returned home without incident and opened my smartphone, only for a notification to arrive with a sharp buzz. The sender was listed as “e.”

『e: Hey there, young man. Would it be alright if I invite someone new to our paradise?』

『hara: Seriously? A newcomer!? I’m totally down!』

Back in eighth grade, before the rumors even started, I began using an app called “Piscord” at Muna’s recommendation. Within that app, there was a group of five of us who got along particularly well on a server Muna had invited me to. It seemed our numbers were about to grow. As far as I knew, the current lineup was just me and four old men. I figured it was probably another middle-aged guy joining the ranks.

『e: Understood. I’ve already added them, so play nice.』

『hara: What am I, a pet?』

A chat message flew in immediately. I doubted anything could surprise me anymore since the other members already had such strong personalities, but I wondered what kind of old man he would be.

『Nna: Nice to meet you! I’m Nna! Looking forward to hanging out! I’m a high school freshman—a real-life schoolgirl!』

“Pffft!!!!”

The next instant the text hit my eyes, I sprayed the juice I was drinking all over the place. No, no, wait, wait, wait. A high school girl? Where did her sense of internet literacy go!? Wh-why would a schoolgirl come to a musty, hellish place like this… 

Oh, I get it. I see. This person is a “G.I.R.L.”—a Guy In Real Life. Right? Yeah, has to be. Otherwise, this would basically be a police matter.

『Nna: I look forward to meeting everyone!』

『e: And so, a beautiful girl arrives!! I’ve actually met her in person once, so she’s the real deal! Rejoice, you bastards!』

『Haru-kun: A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS HEEEEEERE !!!』

“Pffft!!!!”

My second spray of the day. 

This is the worst; my room is going to be all sticky. Not to mention, I’ve lost about twenty percent of my juice. No, wait, that really doesn’t matter right now!!

『hara: Hey, old man! What did you do!? Why is a beautiful girl joining this hellish gathering of geezers!!』

『e: Well, she seemed interested in us on another server. Besides, I thought you’d find it easier to talk to someone close to your own age.』

『hara: I don’t think that’s the issue here! We can’t even have lewd conversations anymore!』

『e: Nothing to worry about there! I’ve already confirmed that she’s a total pervert too. ☆』

Is “being a pervert” really the standard that makes this okay? 

While I was processing that, a DM arrived from Nna-san.

『Nna: Nice to meet you, I’m Nna. e-san told me we were the same age, so I was hoping we could be friends! Looking forward to it!』

What… What a polite girl. But wait, is it okay for me to reply? 

Knowing Rin-nee and the others, it was clear as day that they’d mess with my phone the moment I let it out of my sight. Let’s assume for a moment that they caught me getting along with Nna-san. Just how would they react?

『…Heeh, I see. Haa-kun is cheating on us. Didn’t I tell you? The only ones you’re allowed to be with are us.』

『I didn’t think you needed something like that. You have us, don’t you? Look, there’s a high school girl right here who’s actually with you. You can touch me, attack me, even violate me, you know?』

『Fufu, it looks like Haa-chan needs a punishment. I have to make sure you can’t see anyone but Mi-chan.』

『Hakkun. Rin already told you, didn’t I? If you cheat with anyone else, I’ll kill you along with that woman. Shall we… commit double suicide?』

It would definitely end up like that. Yeah. 

But I don’t want to ignore her either!! O-okay. For now, I just have to keep it hidden no matter what!!

『hara: Nice to meet you, Nna-san. I’m hara. Why did you join?』

『Nna: e-san invited me, saying you were the same age and seemed easy to talk to, so I should definitely join.』

『hara: Um… I heard from e that you’re a pervert?』

『Nna: Yes, I’m a pervert. For starters, I can share my three sizes if you want. Or the color of the underwear I’m wearing right now. I love that kind of talk.』

Wow, her character is intense. Yeah, she’ll fit right in on that server. If anything, I feel like the lewd talk is going to get even livelier. Though, I’ll have to be careful about sexual harassment.

Actually, isn’t that beyond “pervert” and just straight-up nymphomania? What is her literacy level, seriously? Not that I’m one to talk! I do occasionally vent the base desires I feel toward Muna and the others on that server to blow off steam.

『hara: I-I see. Well, looking forward to it, Nna-san.』

『Nna: Yes! Looking forward to it, hara-san!』

The conversation with Nna-san ended there, so I turned off my phone and flopped onto my bed. Yeah, a really intense character just joined. 

Good grief, I never thought I’d be plagued by perverts on the internet just like I am in real life.

My phone gave another buzz. It was a message from Muna. I wondered what it was. A “Hello” or a “Yah-ho,” maybe? But she said she had plans today. What could it be?

『Muna: 90/59/93』

『Hara: Wh-what is this?』

『Muna: Nhfufu, I wonder what it is.』

No matter how you look at it… Those are definitely Muna-san’s three sizes. I mean, her measurements are incredible across the board. But why now??

No, there’s no way. It’s not like she saw my exchange with Nna-san… right? Yeah, that has to be it. I want to believe she wouldn’t go that far.

『Muna: Also, for today—it’s black. ♡ I won’t say what “it” is, though.』

…That has to be her underwear color. But why? This is actually terrifying.

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