My Online Friends Turned Out To Be the Ultra-Beautiful Girls in My Class and They Were Yandere - 60-61

Chapter 60: When I Snapped, Everyone Fell Apart

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I was so preoccupied with listening that I hadn’t decided on a song to queue up at all. 

(What is the best thing to put on at a time like this? I might as well have someone else decide for me. Someone I know.)

(Muna… she seems like she’d make me sing something dangerous, so she’s a no. For the same reason, Haruna and Rin-nechan are also out. Misaki… she would probably pick something gentle for me. All right. Let’s go with that.)

“Now, it’s finally Haa-kun’s turn! Are you still worrying over the choice?”

“Well, something like that. So, I have a favor to ask. Misaki, I want you to pick the song for me.”

“Heh? M-Me? Mii will?”

“Yeah. I want Misaki to decide. Anything is fine, as long as it’s a song I know.”

“Anything, right. Understood! Please leave it to Mii!”

(Ah, I might have said something unnecessary. Misaki is wearing a devious expression. She’s fiddling with the remote with total excitement. What is she putting on? I’m a bit scared. Oh, it’s queued up. Let’s see?)

『my kitty / Shoya Kitakane』

(Oof. Ooooof. I mean, I did say I wanted a song I knew. I do know it. In fact, I hear it everywhere lately. A host, is it? You’re putting on a host’s song? And isn’t this one heavy on the spoken lines?)

I stole a glance from the monitor toward Misaki. She gave me a thumbs-up with the biggest smile imaginable. Then, I heard the “ping” of four smartphones starting to record. Yeah, I knew it. 

(Oh, whatever, I’m committed now! I’ll do this with everything I’ve got!!)

“Welcome to our love nest. I’m not letting you go home tonight, so be prepared, little kitty.”

That song started with a spoken line. Now, as for the reaction of the four… ah, it was bad. They were making faces I had never seen before. The highlights had vanished from everyone’s eyes; it was terrifying. What was truly scary was that, whether it was an illusion or not, I could see faint hearts deep within everyone’s pitch-black pupils.

Wait, was I going to be attacked? Was I safe? They had the eyes of absolute predators. Also, their nosebleeds were incredible.

“I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to Haa-kun I belong to-“

“I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am Ha-kun’s kitty I am”

“Mii and Haa-chan’s love nest… hehe, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ♡”

“You can’t let Rin go home, Hakkun. Oh, I know. I’ll just cut off my legs so I can’t go back! Ehehe, Rin is a genius!”

(Ah, they broke. Scary, scary, scary, scary!!!! In Rin-nechan’s case, her true self is leaking out!!)

“You are already mine.”

I wanted to cover my ears. Yeah. The level of brokenness behind me was escalating rapidly. It had been a long time since I last saw them all in full-blown yandere mode. Especially Rin-nechan.

…Right, I forgot this was being recorded. Did they just get their hands on a lifetime of blackmail material? Possibly. For the time being, I continued after that─

“It’s okay if I break you, right?”

“I can’t hold back anymore.”

After acting cool and spitting out various lines like those─

“Master! Master! Please break me to your heart’s content ♡”

“Hakkun, how much should I pay? Rin can pay any amount! For your sake, forever!”

“Mii is your kitty and yours alone, meow.”

“Yes, Hakkkun. I’m not going home tonight either. This was our love nest all along.”

Everyone broke to an unbelievable degree. Muna was truly, incredibly erotic right now. 

(Stop it, my rationality is actually going to fly out the window.)

And what happened with Rin-nechan? Just by saying a few lines, I was about to have a rich lady pay tribute to me?

Misaki was… as expected, she was still my source of comfort. Yeah. She was cute. In fact, she might be the most sane. 

(That aside, I am never letting her pick a song again.)

Haruna had been having a conversation with an imaginary me for a while now. She might be the scariest one of all.

(…Huh? This is going to continue for about five more hours? It’s fun, it’s far too much fun. But that aside, I’m incredibly anxious.)

“First off, Muna, let’s stop calling me ‘Master.’ Also, that phrasing only creates misunderstandings, so stop that too. Rin-nechan, put your wallet away? Misaki, there, there. Haruna, come back to this side.”

Am I going to make it home alive?

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Chapter 61: The Idol Takes the Initiative

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The hellish five hours had finally come to an end. She kept singing heavy love songs while looking straight at me, and all of my songs were being recorded. It was like that the whole time. I was exhausted from reacting, but it was really fun, and the time flew by in an instant. It was around six o’clock. Bathed in the sunset, we were all heading home together. Also, both of my hands were currently occupied.

“Ahh! That was so fun, Haa-kun!”

“Yeah, it was fun. Well… let’s come again sometime.”

“Hakkun…! Yes, let’s go again!”

Karaoke wasn’t bad at all. I had been avoiding it one-sidedly, but now I understood after coming today. It was really fun. Well, maybe that was because I came with everyone.

“Mii is completely satisfied after recording so many of Haa-chan’s voices.”

“Yes, that’s right. I recorded so much, for alarms and for sleeping and everything. Thank you, Misaki. And you too, Hara-kun.”

“I thought I was going to die, honestly.”

Even though no one said it out loud, everyone had been excited the entire time. It was honestly kind of scary. I kept feeling like I was going to be attacked the whole time. 

(Isn’t it usually the other way around though?)

“Non-chan!”

“…Hm? Oh, Misaki.”

On the way, Misaki suddenly stopped and softly called out to the person standing ahead. Needless to say, it was Nonoa Tsurumaki. I never expected to run into her here. She wasn’t even in disguise, so it was completely obvious who she was. I wondered if she was okay with stalkers and stuff.

“And… Kamitsuru-kun and the others, and the student council president?”

“Nice to meet you, Nonoa Tsurumaki-san. Yes, I’m Rin Togane, the student council president. These girls are my precious childhood friends. That’s why we walk home together like this when we have time.”

“Nice to meet you, President Togane. I see… I’m relieved. It looks like Misaki is surrounded by very good people.”

“Non-chan… Thank you. But the reason Mii and everyone can be like this is all thanks to Haa-chan.”

For some reason, the spotlight shifted to me from that flow. Hearing that, Tsurumaki smiled gently and walked over. Then, she took my hand─

“You really are amazing, aren’t you? You haven’t changed at all, everyone’s hero. Thank you, truly, thank you so much.”

She whispered that into my ear. And then softly kissed my cheek.

(Huh. Huh? Huh??? Wait a second, hey!! You’re a famous idol!! Is it really okay to do something like that!?)

“Well then, I’ll be going. I’ll see you all again starting tomorrow, Kamitsuru-kun and everyone.”

With just that, Tsurumaki ran off. My brain still refused to process what had just happened. That was our first meeting, right? Wasn’t that way too forward?

(What was that? Are famous idols actually shameless flirts!? Is that what she was!? No, more importantly─)

“Hehe… fufufufu. Muna, I understand what you meant. She really is a rival. A rival. A pest that needs to be eliminated.”

“I knew my instincts weren’t wrong. I’m certain now. She’s the same kind as us. Hehe, I’ll have to have a talk with her.”

“She kissed my Hakkun… Hakkun is going to be taken away.”

“That’s not allowed, Non-chan. Haa-chan belongs to Mii, so you can’t just make a move so easily.”

Just when I thought I had been freed from hell, another hell was waiting for me. 

(Am I some kind of yandere magnet or something? More importantly, why did Tsurumaki suddenly kiss me!? I can’t wrap my head around it!! If something like that got caught by a magazine or something, her idol career would be over!)

“Hey, Haa-kun. I need to overwrite her as your girlfriend, right?”

“Hehe, we have to overwrite Hakkun together.”

“You’ll take my first… right?”

“Let’s all go to Haa-chan’s house right now. Hehe, fufufu♡”

After that, I got kissed an unbelievable amount. And somehow, things flowed into everyone staying over and sleeping together. But!! I absolutely did not lay a hand on anyone. Everyone’s chastity was still completely intact, so it was fine. I hadn’t fallen that far yet.

(Also, I take back what I said earlier. Karaoke… I might not want to go again.)

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