It Seems Like the Balcony of My Room Is Connected to a Princess’s Bedroom in Another World ~The Lewd and Yandere Princess Won’t Let Me Go~

Chapter 18: Strategy Order 8 – Escape the Haunted House!

“Please don’t go there…”

“I won’t stop—Ouch♡”

“Stop that vibe right now!”

I had a good reason for unreasonably placing the amusement park pamphlet on Anela-san’s head, even though I gripped it tightly.

Yes, she was pointing at what people commonly call a haunted house; I didn’t know any other term for it.

From the atmosphere, I guessed it was themed like an abandoned hospital.

Truth be told, I absolutely couldn’t handle ghosts or ghouls.

Adding an abandoned hospital to the mix would make my heart stop.

I thought my childhood episode of escaping an amusement park haunted house was still whispered about among my classmates, that’s how bad I was with haunted houses.

“Let’s go!”

“I don’t want to…”

“Shun! I know about that!”

“What…?”

“They say you hate what you love, right?”

“Where did you learn that wrong usage!!”

Anela-san didn’t say “Ouch♡” because my hands were trembling so much I couldn’t place the pamphlet on her head.

Anela-san, pulling my hand, was surprisingly strong, gradually leading me to the entrance of the haunted house hell.

No, her strength wasn’t that great. I was just drained of energy.

“I’m excited!”

“…”

Powerless, I let Anela-san drag me into the haunted house.

Moreover, this haunted house wasn’t a ride; we had to walk to the exit ourselves.

What was fun about dragging my feet into a place crawling with the epitome of terror, ghouls?

“Hey, don’t get too far…”

“I’ll never let go of you♡”

I carelessly found deep comfort in Anela-san’s words.

Normally, those words would instill fear, but feeling comfort from them now was truly ironic.

I clung to Anela-san’s arm, moving forward step by step.

I repeated, I really couldn’t handle ghouls.

In contrast, Anela-san walked gleefully, chest puffed out, humming a tune.

“I see a room.”

“Hey, don’t narrate…”

When I opened my eyes at Anela-san’s voice, I saw a door under a sign reading “Operating Room” at the end of a dark corridor.

I had a bad feeling…

“Should we turn back…?”

“No, the secret to High School Boy’s Night’s strength might be hidden in that room!”

“As if it would be in a place like that…!!”

I never regretted tricking Anela-san into going outside with the “High School Boy’s Night’s strength secret” excuse more than at that moment.

“Hey! Why are you opening it!?”

Before I noticed, Anela-san opened the room’s door.

I closed my eyes for a moment, then hesitantly opened them, finding nothing but an operating table.

What a letdown.

There was nothing scary.

Ghosts didn’t exist, and they certainly weren’t loitering here.

If they had time for that, they’d be working on a movie set.

“See, there’s no High School Boy’s Night’s strength secret, right?”

I told you so.

As if that secret would be hidden in a room of an abandoned hospital.

High school boys were busy at night and wouldn’t come here.

“The one who died here… was definitely a high school… boy…”

“What are you saying—Kyaaa!!”

I turned around, thinking Anela-san said something weird, and saw something standing there.

Its skin was horribly decayed and green, with one eyeball popping out.

Yet, it wore a white coat with a stethoscope dangling on its chest.

No matter how you looked at it—

“It’s a zombie!!”

“Zombie? —Eek♡”

“Don’t question it now!!”

My hands trembled, and I dropped the pamphlet. So I had no choice but to grab Anela-san’s breasts, her control switch, to stop her.

Yes, what stood before me wasn’t some weak ghost or ghoul… it was a Zombie King.

Bathed in dim light, it exuded overwhelming presence.

The phrase “All of America cried” was surely because of it.

“Flirting… is over, huh…?”

Stop…

Don’t come closer…

For every step I took back, the doctor zombie took a step forward.

On top of that, it spoke considerate words in a heavy tone.

I never resented such a cooperative creature more than now.

“We’re not flirting!”

Amazing!

Even in this situation, Anela-san boldly argued with the zombie.

What a gallant figure.

“It’s love-love♡”

Hey!!

Don’t put your hands on your flushed cheeks in front of a zombie!!

I didn’t expect Anela-san to have any shame… A sulky, perverted princess who offered her breasts right when we met was blushing here.

“…That’s not it!!”

“Shun!”

“Stop with that unnecessarily intense look!!”

I shouted that I wasn’t thinking about Anela-san, but she stared at me as if saying, “What happened!?” with a thrilled vibe, like this was her chance.

She didn’t know.

The fate of those who challenged zombies…

“Let’s escape!!”

“Shun, your hand…”

“Now’s not the time to talk about that!!”

Seizing the moment, I grabbed Anela-san’s hand and ran toward the door.

Her dress fluttered with air resistance, forming a beautiful curve.

I was panicking so much to think about such things.

“Take your time…”

I felt like the zombie old man stepped aside and waved.

As if I could take my time here!?

Shouting back in my mind, I ran through the haunted house with Anela-san.

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Chapter 19: Strategy Order 9 – Sound the Nurse Call!

“Way to go, Shun!”

“Don’t talk to me while I’m running!!”

“You’ve been pretending to be scared this whole time just to catch me off guard and excite me in this dim light, right!?”

“I’m not playing some advanced psychological game!!”

“Eek♡”

Anela-san, the fool, said something weird, so I stopped running without thinking.

When I panicked and touched Anela-san’s breasts for the first time in a while, she hit me with those annoying, nostalgic words.

It even felt like the zombie from earlier was considered my accomplice or something.

Even if I were a detective, I wouldn’t make a zombie my assistant.

No matter how you looked at it, that thing was the culprit.

“There’s light over there!”

“Hey, stop narrating…!”

I opened one eye and peeked where Anela-san pointed, seeing a hospital reception area faintly lit by electricity, not part of the haunted house.

Still, this haunted house’s abandoned hospital setup was complex.

It was like a labyrinth dungeon.

To show how messed up the internal structure was, ten minutes passed since we entered the haunted house, and we only just reached the reception.

This hospital probably went out of business because of such an unfriendly design.

If you were sick and couldn’t reach the reception after entering, you’d transfer hospitals.

I would too.

“No, maybe not…”

“Shun!”

Stop giving me that look, like I’m some detective spouting cryptic lines.

It made my muttering embarrassing to say.

No, what I meant was, maybe this wasn’t the haunted house’s abandoned hospital reception.

Even if it was a reception like the haunted house entrance, it was for people wanting to escape, not reckless thrill-seekers.

It was worth checking out…

“Um… excuse me…”

“…”

I put my hands on the front desk and called out nervously, but no one answered.

It felt a bit lonely.

“Shun!”

“Don’t talk now! This is a critical moment for escaping!”

“Is… something… wrong…?”

“Stop tal—Kyaaa!!”

I turned around, thinking Anela-san was being persistent, and saw something in a nurse outfit standing there.

Its skin was horribly decayed, and so on!!

“Let’s escape!!”

“Shun, your hand…”

“Are you still talking about that!?”

I hurriedly grabbed Anela-san’s hand and ran at full speed.

The nurse zombie behind us kept saying, “Nurse… call…?” but I ignored it.

She must have died from overwork, answering too many nurse calls.

Thanks to that, she didn’t realize no one who reached the reception would call a nurse.

No, there was another possibility.

Maybe someone came to the reception because no one answered the nurse call.

That was probably one reason this hospital went out of business.

Staff shortages due to poor management led straight to its closure.

“What is this place…?”

I ran through a door under a sign reading “Night Duty Room,” and an unbelievable sight spread before me.

“Nurse… call…?”

“Nuuuurse… caaaall…?”

“Is it… a nurse… call…?”

There were an absurd number of nurses.

All had horribly decayed green skin, and so on.

Some even had their eyeballs gouged out…

Didn’t they have enough nurses!?

Then notice the nurse call before patients reached the reception!?

“Shun!”

I couldn’t move… it was too scary…

“Did you wake up?”

A cold sensation on my cheek woke me, and I saw Anela-san’s face.

Her blue eyes were moist, and her delicate lips shimmered slightly.

She was like a gluttonous goddess…

Apparently, I fainted afterward and was resting on Anela-san’s lap pillow.

“Want some soft serve?”

Anela-san licked the soft serve in her left hand and offered me the one in her right.

Her lips shimmered probably because melted soft serve reflected the light.

The soft serve she offered me was also melting, splattering its drops all over my face.

Anela-san knowing about soft serve meant she probably bought it at a convenience store without telling me.

She must have finished it before returning to my room.

But what I was curious about wasn’t that—

“How did you buy it…?”

“I exchanged some ruby accessories from the royal palace!”

I see… Anela-san poured all her converted money into “Grand of Gun,” so it was odd she had money for soft serve. She must have exchanged it at an international currency exchange…

The royal palace’s gems were probably running out by now.

“I’ll take it for now.”

I sat up, took the soft serve from Anela-san, and licked it.

The rich vanilla flavor filled my mouth, stimulating my brain.

At that moment, I understood.

Anela-san was in a great mood.

Otherwise, she wouldn’t share something this delicious with me.

I fainted in the haunted house, but it was worth it if Anela-san learned how fun the outside was.

“Shun!”

“Yeah, it’s definitely delicious.”

So, don’t look at me like you’re worried my taste buds are off from feeling unwell.

I was just surprised by your generosity.