Vol 2 Chapter 26 – Smack, Smack

When I returned to the church from the tavern, Farmer-san welcomed me.

For now, I just told him I was going to sleep for the day and headed to the room I was given.

As expected, I can’t just stay here without helping out at all, so I’ll have to lend a hand with something starting tomorrow.

Inside the slightly dusty but adequately spacious bedroom, I was finally able to take a breather.

Even though I had Puria-san carry me after passing through the forest and visiting the graves at Nile Village, it seemed fatigue had really built up in my body.

Drowsiness gradually washed over me until I noticed a tap-tap sound on the window, where Puria-san, in her bird form, was tapping the glass with her beak.

Seeing her figure reminded me of something, so I let her into the room.

“Hey, welcome in.”

“It’s cold outside, y’know. ‘Scuse me.”

Saying that, she wiggled her way under the blanket on the bed and started warming herself up. Enjoy the warmth while it lasts, because the blood is going to drain from your face real soon.

“Puria-san, could you return to your original form for a second?”

“Eh? No way, it’s a pain.”

“Please, I’m begging you.”

“What is it… ah, by any chance, do you wanna see me naked?”

“There’s that too, but aside from that, I almost forgot something important.”

Letting out a sigh, she burrowed even deeper into the blanket, and once her figure was completely hidden, the mass underneath suddenly began to rapidly expand.

“There, this good enough? Don’t think you can worship my naked body that easily! I ain’t letting a pervert like you see it for free anymore, got it?”

That’s the kind of nonsense this idiot harpy wrapped in a blanket was spouting, completely forgetting what she did at the tavern without a single shred of remorse.

…It’s fine if I do it, right? While I’m at it, it’s fine to teach her that this form is, in a way, even more arousing than being completely naked, right?

“Puria-san, please, get on all fours for a second.”

“Huh? No way, what’re you saying?”

“No isn’t an option, so hurry up.”

“W-Why are you mad…?”

“Oh, why? You’re asking why I’m mad right now!? Is that what you said!?”

“Eek!”

“I! Told you! Not to talk! In the tavern!”

“Y-Yessir.”

“But Puria-san! You talked, didn’t you! Loud and clear!”

“B-B-But…”

“No buts! And you even treated me like a pet! No, wait, that part is fine in its own way, as it actually turned me on a little!”

“P-P-P-Pervert! Sexual deviant!”

“Shut up, all men are perverts! Now shut your mouth and stick your ass out!”

“Noo, nooo!”

I forcefully grabbed Puria-san by the scruff of her neck, dragging her across my lap as I sat on the bed before flipping the blanket covering her lower half over her head.

“Noo, what’re you doing, you pervert! You creep!”

Ignoring Puria as she flailed her legs wildly, I stroked that somewhat petite yet highly resilient bottom of hers—a bottom that was tinged a faint red, perhaps from embarrassment, complete with cute tail feathers that made me instinctively want to bury my face in them. Or rather, I was catching glimpses of parts I shouldn’t be seeing, and what even is this? Ah, anyway, I rubbed my hands all over her butt.

“In human culture, you see, there’s a traditional technique used as punishment for bad girls.”

Its name is spanking, and my, what a wonderful ring to it.

I raised my right hand and delivered a strike.

Smack.

Oh crap, what is this? It’s so soft, yet it has this firmness that feels like it’s trying to bounce back even a little bit of the impact.

This is irresistible, and I think I’m gonna get addicted.

“I-It hurts, stop it!”

“This is too good and the texture is absolute perfection! I can’t stop, I won’t stop!”

Smack, spank, smack.

Ah, what is this? This sense of fulfillment…

I get it now. I was born to spank Puria-san’s bottom.

—Nine, snap back to your senses!—

It’s fine, Tia-sama.

I’ll properly spank you later too! You were absolutely useless in the dungeon, after all!

—Y-You’re taking it out on me!? You fool, who do you think I am?!—

A pathetic lamia, right? I know very well, so since I don’t know the boundaries of your butt, I’ll slap your boobs instead.

—O-Oh, my. How could this be? Did I choose the wrong contractor?!—

Fifteen minutes later.

After finishing a rich spanking time, I felt an unprecedented sense of fulfillment.

Wow, I’m glad I was born. Mom, thanks for giving birth to me.

Umm, what was my mom’s name again…

Huh? Ah, right, right, Garon. Mother Garon. How awful of me, completely forgetting a parent’s name as if I were some old grandpa.

Pulling myself together and looking around, Puria-san was sobbing softly on the bed, and Tia-sama’s weeping echoed in my head.

I might have gone a bit too far, but I have no regrets.

That aside, I haven’t heard from Alice-san. Oh well, it’s only our first day in town.

It’s not exactly a rushed timetable, anyway.

…Speaking of Alice-san, she really seems to love Aroma-san.

I wonder if I did a bad thing.

Oh well, from here on out I’ll just thoroughly love her in Aroma-san’s place.

So Alice-san, you can feel free to thoroughly ______ me too, okay?

…Aroma-san, huh? Aroma-san.

How exactly should I go about loving her, I wonder.

Since they seem to be so close, maybe I’ll have Alice-san help me out.

…Come to think of it, I wonder what everyone back in Agusta is doing right now.