I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 30
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Chapter 30 – The Ice Queen’s meltdown & The Boss Level
【Esdeath PoV】
The cursor blinked at me like it was judging my life choices.
The office lights hummed softly. The air conditioner ticked in the corner, working overtime against my subconscious temperature spikes. A stack of unfinished reports loomed beside my keyboard, a paper monument to my alleged professionalism. My monitor displayed a single mocking line in the incident report.
“Subject transferred to Block Zero by unconventional means.”
I read the sentence again.
My fingers hovered over the keys. The words blurred as the memory slammed back in. Kai. The basement. That impossible tear in reality that tasted like him. A cage made of his power, wrapped around that clingy little shapeshifter like a personalized love letter.
“Nope. That sounds insane.”
My own voice sounded too loud in the quiet office. I deleted the line. The cursor returned, smug and empty. My heart thudded against my ribs. My palms felt weirdly clammy. The Head of Special Containment. Panicking over a form field. Very dignified.
“Focus. You are the Ice Queen. You are terror in a pencil skirt.”
The pencil in my hand cracked in half. Frost spiderwebbed across the broken wood, spreading onto my glove. Perfect. Another pen down. I exhaled slowly, forcing my power back under control. The temperature in the room dropped a few degrees anyway.
I typed again.
“Subject has been relocated to a nonstandard subspace holding unit under Warden Evans’ direct control.”
That was technically accurate. It also made my throat tighten. Warden Evans’ direct control. His own private void. His own space where only he could reach her. Only he could hear her. Only he could touch—
My keyboard froze solid.
“Wonderful.”
Thin ice coated the keys, mist curling up around my wrists. The monitor flickered as the temperature sensor tried to compensate. I yanked my hands back and swore under my breath. Not ladylike. Not Director-like. Very necessary.
“Get it together, Esdeath.”
I pushed my chair back and spun toward the lowest drawer of my desk. The secret one. The one with the broken handle that everyone assumed was jammed. I nudged it with my heel at the exact right angle. It slid open with a soft click.
He waited inside.
A six-inch plastic Kai, arms folded, tiny frown, security uniform lovingly reproduced down to the name tag. Limited edition. Very limited. Commissioned by a very bored Director with too much disposable income.
I picked it up carefully. The stupid little thing warmed against my palm, even though it was just painted vinyl. My heart did something humiliating in my chest.
“Okay. Talk to me.”
I set Mini-Kai on the desk, right beside the frozen keyboard. His tiny scowl glared at my mess. I glared back.
“How exactly am I supposed to file ‘my subordinate opened the universe like a trash bag’ without triggering seventeen audits.”
Mini-Kai remained silent and judgmental. As expected.
“And while we are on that topic.”
I leaned closer, dropping my voice.
“Who told you you were allowed to be that strong.”
My cheeks burned. I felt it, even through the chill haze in the room. Warden Evans. Kai. Mr Nonchalant Apocalypse. Walking downstairs like he was taking out the trash, then casually ripping a hole in existence. No strain. No sweat. Just bored eyes and a tired sigh.
“You put her in a place only you can enter.”
The words slipped out before I could stop them.
“Do you have any idea how that looks.”
To her. To me. To everyone. Block Zero. The ultimate solitary cell. Made of him. Wrapped around that monster like a bespoke prison ring. If I thought about it too long, ugly jealousy crawled up my throat. Sarah, shoved into a darkness that smelled like his scent and his power, whispering his name with no one to hear.
“Must be nice.”
Heat flared off me. Frost raced across the monitor, locked it in a sheet of white. The overhead lights dimmed. A hairline crack formed in my coffee mug.
“Director…?”
The knock hit the door a split second before the voice.
I snapped my head up.
“Do not come in.”
The door swung open anyway. Of course it did. My assistant stepped in, tablet in hand, eyes already halfway to a report. Then they landed on the desk. On the ice-sculpture keyboard. On the miniature Kai posed front and center.
Her jaw dropped.
I moved without thinking.
Cold exploded from my skin, spiraling out in a tight wave. Frost climbed the walls in white veins. Moisture in the air crystallized instantly. The door froze in place mid-swing. My assistant turned into a statue of herself, ice locking her in that very unfortunate expression.
Silence hit.
I stared at her. At the frozen horror on her face. At the tiny Kai still standing proudly on my desk.
“Excellent. Professionalism at its peak.”
I stood slowly, smoothing my skirt, ignoring the way my heartbeat tried to punch a hole through my ribs. Carefully, I picked up the action figure and returned him to the drawer. The little plastic eyes judged me all the way down.
“You saw nothing.”
The assistant did not respond. Being encased in ice limited her options. I sighed, touched two fingers to the air, and pulled the temperature back to normal. The ice thinned, cracked, then exploded into a fine mist that hung for a moment before fading.
She stumbled forward, catching herself on the frame.
“I, uh, Director, I was just bringing the updated staffing rota and I didn’t see anything, absolutely nothing.”
She stared a little too hard at the far wall.
“Good.”
I sat back down smoothly. Or I tried. The chair skidded slightly on a lingering patch of frost. Real graceful.
“Leave the rota. Then get coffee. For yourself.”
She set the tablet down with shaky hands.
“Yes, Director.”
The door shut behind her, very quickly.
I slumped back in my chair when it clicked.
“Kai Evans, you are a workplace hazard.”
The cursor blinked on the screen. The incident report remained empty.
By midday, the facility felt wrong.
Too quiet.
The surveillance hub glowed in front of me, a wall of monitors painting my face in blue and green. Normally, this room buzzed with low-level chaos. Thalia sulking in her cell, warping lighting. Loki turning her furniture into migratory birds. Something always flickered, pulsed, or exploded.
Now, Block Seven showed Thalia reclining on her velvet couch, perfectly composed. No frost, no collapsing walls, just a book and a pout. Loki floated on her back in mid-air, tossing a ball of harmless light between her hands like a bored cat toy.
“Interesting.”
I sipped my coffee and pretended my stomach was not doing flips.
“Block Twelve. Subject Sarah.”
The screen stayed blank. No camera feed. No vitals. No temperature readings. Just a neat little string of text.
STATUS: RELOCATED TO BLOCK ZERO — AUTHORIZED.
Authorized by him. Of course. A private coordinate locked behind his signature. No one else could even ping it. I tapped my nail against the armrest, rhythm turning sharp.
“Is it dark. Is it cold. Is it soundproof.”
I imagined it. That void he made. That impossible pocket of nothing that answered only to his will. Did she feel him there, even when he left. Did the walls hum with his heartbeat. Did the air taste like his skin.
My face heated again.
“I am jealous of solitary confinement. This is a new low.”
I pinched the bridge of my nose and glared at Thalia’s feed. The void goddess sat unnaturally still, eyes narrowed, fingers worrying the edge of a page. She was rattled. She would never admit it, but she had seen it. She felt Block Zero even from here.
“Afraid of time-out, are we.”
Loki rolled upright on her camera, staring straight into the lens like she knew I watched. Her grin was a little too sharp. She mouthed something silently. I leaned closer, reading the exaggerated movements.
“Where. Is. He.”
Of course. Everyone wanted to know. Where their warden had gone. Where the man who could erase you into his personal nowhere had disappeared to between rounds.
“Probably napping. Or doing more impossible things without telling anyone.”
I set my coffee down and flipped the intercom switch. Kai’s location tracker pinged in Sector Control, just off the main cell blocks. Good. Within yelling distance.
“Evans. Status update.”
Static crackled, then his voice slid through the speakers.
“Conscious. Mildly caffeinated. Filling paperwork. Living the dream.”
My spine did something inconvenient. His tone was flat, bored, that usual deadpan that sounded like the universe was a minor annoyance.
“Any instability detected from your new holding unit.”
There was a small pause. I pictured him leaning back in his chair, eyes half-lidded, scratching the back of his neck.
“Block Zero is stable. No leaks. No noise. Tenant is… enthusiastic.”
Heat spiked in my chest. I did not let it reach my fingers.
“Define enthusiastic.”
He exhaled, just audible.
“Let’s call it very motivated to follow the new rules.”
Images hit uninvited. Sarah pressed up against invisible walls made of his power. Shifting, sighing, whispering. Maybe trying to claw deeper into the fabric of him that wrapped the void.
“Understood.”
My voice came out level. Cold. Perfect.
“If there is any sign of strain on your end, you will report it immediately.”
“Already on your precious forms, Director.”
The line clicked off.
I stared at the speaker a moment longer than necessary.
“Stop sounding that cool when you do impossible things, you idiot.”
I flipped through more feeds. Minor infractions. A guard sneaking snacks. A maintenance drone stuck in a vent. Background noise. The calm before something. My instincts nudged at me from under all the fangirl static.
“Too quiet is never good.”
Evening settled like a lid on the facility.
Shift change rolled through the halls. Guards traded jokes and complaints. The fluorescent lights dimmed to night mode, a softer hum under the concrete. My office window showed only black rock on the other side, the surrounding mountain pressing in.
I signed three more routine approvals. Denied Loki’s request for a trampoline. Again. Scheduled Thalia’s psychological evaluation that she would definitely ignore. Filed a requisition for a new keyboard.
Halfway through my fourth signature, the air changed.
It was subtle at first.
A weight, sliding down from the ceiling like fog. The back of my neck prickled. The pen paused above the line. The room did not get colder. That was my domain. This was different. Denser. Heavier.
I straightened slowly.
Out in the corridor, laughter cut off mid sound. One voice, then another. Silence spread like spilled ink. No alarms triggered. No flashing red. The security system read all green. That was worse than sirens.
I walked to the door and opened it.
The hallway lights burned steady. The floor gleamed under fresh wax. Two guards stood at the far intersection, backs straight, eyes forward, mouths pressed tight. One swallowed hard. The sound echoed.
The automatic doors at the end of the main corridor slid open with a smooth hiss. No one touched the panel. Nothing triggered the sensor. They just opened.
Then the next set.
Then the next.
A slow, steady procession of doors parting in advance of something unseen. No magic rolled with it. No eldritch hum. Just pressure. Authority baked into the air.
My stomach dropped.
“Not an attack.”
Inspections had a flavor. They tasted like paperwork and internal emails. They also tasted like this.
My feet moved on their own, carrying me back into the office. I shut the door too quickly, then cursed and reopened it more calmly. There. Dignity restored.
“Action figure.”
I scanned the room. The drawer was still half open from earlier. A tiny edge of blue plastic sleeve peeked out. My blood turned to ice in a very unhelpful way. I darted over, shoved Mini-Kai deep into the drawer, and kicked it closed.
The handle stuck halfway.
Of course.
I yanked it once more, hard, until it sealed. Then I whirled toward the mirror on the wall. Hair in place. Uniform pressed. Tie straight. Skirt at regulation length. Holster aligned.
“Calm. You are the Director. You are terrifying. You do not collect unauthorized merchandise of your subordinates.”
Doors outside kept opening. The sound carried. Hiss. Pause. Hiss. Coming closer. Each one made the air a little thicker. A little tighter.
I forced my shoulders back, chin up.
“Who else would they send, with an anomaly like Block Zero in play.”
Omega Level clearance. The only rank above mine that took personal interest in sites like this. He never came unless the universe had done something he found offensive.
“Perfect. He is going to love hearing that a warden invented a new dimension in our basement.”
I headed for my office again, heart pounding, steps clipped and precise. The corridor seemed longer. The weight on my chest grew with every meter. Guards pressed against the walls to let me pass, eyes wide, hands damp on their rifles. They knew that aura too. Everyone did.
I reached my door, took one last breath, and stepped inside.
My chair was already occupied.
Solomon sat behind my desk like he owned the mountain. In a way, he did.
He looked older than the last time. More lines at the corners of his eyes. New scar across the bridge of his nose, pale against tanned skin. His uniform was immaculate. Dark jacket, high collar, medals arranged with surgical precision. A long coat draped over the back of the chair like a shadow.
No magic rolled off him. No visible weapon. Just a battered sidearm holstered at his hip and a stack of files on the desk. My files.
He did not look at me at first. His gaze lingered on something in his hand.
My stomach turned to lead when I saw it.
Mini-Kai.
Dangling between his fingers by the tiny plastic head, turning slowly. The little uniform glinted under the office light, mocking me.
“Director.”
His voice was low, steady, with the edge of someone who did not need to raise it to command a room. He set the action figure down on the desk with surgical care, right beside the incomplete incident report.
“We need to talk about your new pet.”
The temperature in the room felt suddenly irrelevant. My own power shrank back, icy instincts curling tight. For the first time all day, the cold in my chest was not mine.





































