I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master

Chapter 8: Hiring

After everything, we ended up moving to a luxury apartment. The noise and trouble with the neighbor were part of the reason, but apparently, Mei had planned to move from the start. She said something about not letting her Master live in such a rundown place. The old apartment was more than good enough for me, but it seems Mei intended to move as soon as she saved enough money.

And somehow, Mei had earned an obscene amount of money. With that surplus, we moved into the penthouse of an ultra-luxury apartment.

Honestly, a place this high—both literally and figuratively—makes me uneasy…

But if Mei says we’re moving, I have no choice but to follow. After all, I’m just a kept man living off her, like a parasite.

The move went smoothly. Apparently, even a jobless guy like me can rent a place easily if there’s enough money. There are even guarantor companies to help.

By the way, the lease is in my name. It seems Mei doesn’t have a family register. Some complicated family circumstances, maybe? So, the securities account she uses is also in my name. If she ever fails in her investments and racks up debt, that debt would technically be mine.

Well, I’ve lived a plenty luxurious life thanks to her, and I was ready to die anyway. If it comes to that, so be it. I don’t resent her. Though, for now, it’s hard to imagine her failing.

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The new place is incredibly lavish. And huge. Way too huge. It’s absurdly spacious for just two people. Because of the size, Mei seems to be struggling a bit with cleaning. I told her a smaller place would’ve been fine, but…

“Master, I’m thinking of hiring someone. If it stays like this, it’ll interfere with taking care of you. Actually, I’ve already hired someone. They’re here.”

Hired? When did that happen?

The door opened, and in walked a beautiful woman with black hair and a lively aura. College age, maybe? Oh, and she has large breasts. Like Mei, she’s wearing a maid outfit.

“Nice to meet you, Master. I’m the new hire, Yui Kondō. Please call me Yui.”

“Go on, greet Master’s Master too.”

“Understood.”

With that, Yui walks up to me. Then, she reaches for my pants.

“Whoa, wait!”

Ignoring my protest, she pulls down my pants and underwear in one go. My penis springs free, bouncing from the motion.

“Wow, a real penis!”

Saying that, Yui hesitantly grips my penis gently and starts stroking it carefully.

“Master, this is her first time doing this. Please forgive any clumsiness. I’ll thoroughly train her in proper service later.”

“No, hold on. Why are you making her do this? Didn’t you hire her to help with chores or cleaning?”

“No, she’s here to serve Master. Helping with chores or cleaning is just a bonus.”

“…Yui-san, are you okay with this? This isn’t right.”

“Yes, it’s fine. I didn’t expect to get such a high salary without this kind of service.”

Such a high salary? How much did Mei hire her for?

“Hey, Mei, how much is her salary…?”

“About 3 million yen a month.”

Three million!?

“Finding someone of her caliber was tough. To serve Master, she needed the right looks, personality, and to be a virgin. We had many applicants, but she was the only one who met all the criteria. That’s why she’s worth it. I wanted to hire more to build Master a harem, but it’s hard to find girls who meet the standards. I’ll keep looking for maids worthy of Master.”

“No, no, I don’t need that! Mei, you’re more than enough for me!”

“Master, you’re so humble. But I can’t let you be satisfied with just me. At the very least, you need 100 girls of my level.”

A hundred Meis!? I’m already overwhelmed with one. I can’t even imagine what a hundred would do to me. All I know is it’s way beyond my capacity. No way, no way. A hundred Meis would drive me insane.

“Hey, I only need you. Can we just send Yui home…?”

“No! Please! Hire me! I’ll do anything! I’ll learn to serve you lots!”

Yui suddenly shouted, pleading desperately.

“She needs a lot of money for her younger sister’s heart transplant surgery. If she’s not hired here, her sister… Well, if Master doesn’t like her, I guess we have no choice but to let her go.”

“N-No, please! Let me do it!”

“Alright, alright, we’ll hire her!”

And so, our household gained a new maid.