I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master

Chapter 32: Phone Call

Azuma and I enjoyed a full day of dating. It’s getting late—time to wrap up. All that’s left is to drop her off at home.

After dinner, we climb into Mei’s car, which was waiting in the parking lot. Azuma’s face is slightly flushed, her eyes a bit glassy. Probably from the bit of alcohol she had at dinner. It didn’t seem like she drank much, but maybe she’s a lightweight.

The moment we settle into the back seat, she clings to me.

“Hey, you’re leaving already? I wanna stay with you longer♡”

Her voice is sweet, totally different from usual. She’s acting super clingy, probably drunk.

“Azuma-san, you’re too drunk. You should go home and rest.”

If a tabloid caught her like this, it’d be a disaster. A wholesome idol like her, drunk and hanging on a guy? Her image would tank. I need to get her home fast, but…

“No way♡ I don’t wanna go home♡”

She’s completely different, all whiny and cute. But her stubbornness is a problem. If she won’t go home, I need a place where she can rest safely without paparazzi spotting her. Like that exists—

“Understood. I’ll take us to the next hotel. I anticipated this and reserved a VIP room at a place that guarantees privacy.”

Mei chimes in. She’s too prepared.

“Yay♡”

“Hey, wait—”

Before I can stop her, the car’s already speeding toward the hotel.

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We arrive at a suite in some fancy hotel. It looks insanely expensive. Mei whispers something to Azuma, then leaves us alone in the room.

“I’ll pick you up tomorrow morning. Please enjoy your time together.”

With that, Mei’s gone. Now we’re stuck staying here—neither of us has a way home.

Naturally, a man and woman alone in a hotel room… it’s hard to imagine nothing happening.

To wash off the day and sober up, we shower. I go first, then Azuma.

She comes out of the bathroom wrapped in just a bath towel, drying her hair with a hairdryer.

Even through the towel, her body’s curves are crystal clear.

This is totally leading to sex, right? They say a real man doesn’t pass up an opportunity, but is it okay to hook up with a drunk woman…?

Damn it, I’ve never done this before—I don’t know what to do next.

Hesitantly, I approach and gently hug her from behind.

“Fufu♡ Thank goodness♡ I was worried you weren’t interested in my body, but I guess not♡ Come on, let’s do it♡”

Her towel slips off, revealing her bare skin. I lead her to the bed and push her down.

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So, we’re having sex, switching between top and bottom, enjoying ourselves. In the middle of it, Azuma’s phone, left on the table, vibrates. A call.

I glance at the screen—Mukai’s name. Looks like she gave him her contact info after all. Azuma grimaces for a second but then smirks mischievously, like she’s got a devilish idea.

She grabs the phone and, unbelievably, answers it.

“Hey, Azuma-san!?”

“Shh. Stay quiet for a bit, okay?”

She puts a finger to her lips and hits the call button.

“H-Hello♡ Nnh♡”

She starts talking in a sweet, sultry voice—because we’re still having sex. It’s my turn on the bottom, with her riding me cowgirl-style.

Answering a call during sex!? What’s she thinking!? Her pussy’s soaking wet, and her hips are speeding up, clearly turned on. For the record, I’m not moving—she’s doing all the work. I’m just trying not to make a sound while enduring her movements.

“S-Secret♡ Ahn♡ W-What about Yamanaka-kun? M-Maybe♡ Ahn♡ No, it feels too good♡ I’m gonna come♡ C-Can I hang up now? Nnh♡ Hafu♡”

She’s talking to Mukai, but I can’t hear his side, so I don’t know what they’re saying. Her voice is definitely not phone-appropriate. Mukai’s not so dense he’d miss what’s happening…

After a bit, she pulls the phone away.

“Nfufu♡ Mukai-kun got mad and hung up♡ He might’ve figured out I’m having sex with you♡”

“Uh, is that okay?”

“It’s fine, it’s fine♡ He was so persistent—this should stop him from calling♡ Now, let’s keep going♡”

With that, she rocks her hips harder, determined to drain me completely.