I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master - Chapter 26: Bonding Session

Chapter 26: Bonding Session

“Fufu♡ How’s this spot?”

“Ahn♡ That’s no good♡ I’m coming, coming, coming♡ Ohh, I’m coming♡”

“Hau, w-wait, that’s cheating♡ S-Stop, 005, not there♡ Oho♡”

What the hell’s going on?

One day, while I was chilling in my room, I suddenly heard erotic moans coming from the living room.

Right now, Mei, Fool, and Yui—who’s off from university—are home. All three of them. What are they up to? Curious but cautious, I quietly cracked open my door to peek.

Through the gap, I saw the three beauties in a scandalous state. They were completely naked, slathering each other with lotion, teasing and groping one another.

The sight was so sensual I couldn’t help but swallow hard.

This is bad—I’m getting turned on. W-What are they doing? Wait, this feels familiar… Is Mei training them again…?

“Oh, Master, what are you doing sneaking around like that?”

Crap, she caught me peeking! Mei’s staring right at me. Giving up, I slowly opened the door and stepped into the living room.

“Uh… I heard your voices and wondered what was up. …So, what’s going on?”

“We’re bonding. Fool’s only been here a short while, right? She didn’t seem to be settling in, so we thought we’d get closer.”

“Closer…?”

“Yes. The quickest way to bond is through physical intimacy, don’t you think? Since you’re here, why not join us, Master?”

“W-What!? N-No, I don’t want to intrude, so I’ll pass.”

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to jump in, but… I’m not confident I can handle all three at once. Last time, Fool alone drained me dry. Three at the same time? I’d be done for.

“Now, now, no need to be shy. Come on, over here.”

“Yeah, Master, we gotta bond properly with you too.”

Mei, Fool, and Yui came over, grabbed my arms, and dragged me to the living room sofa. They pushed me down onto it, a bit forcefully. Mei sat on my right, Fool on my left, both naked and clinging to my arms. I was pinned to the sofa, unable to move. Yui knelt between my legs.

In a flash, the three stripped me naked. Buck naked on the sofa. Mei neatly folded my clothes and set them beside it. No escape now.

Fool and Mei immediately started teasing my nipples, kissing my cheeks, nibbling my earlobes, and licking them. Yui, between my legs, took my cock in her mouth and started sucking. It feels good—too good. I’m completely at their mercy.

“This is the way to bond, right?”

“Indeed.”

“N-No, there’s gotta be other ways—ngh!”

This is bad—Yui’s blowjob is too skilled; I can’t think or talk straight. Her sticky tongue wraps around my cock. When did she get this good? Fool and Mei are expertly kneading my nipples with perfect pressure. Three against one is unfair!

“Hey, Master, let’s have some raw, hardcore sex. Slam your cock into my pussy from behind, nice and deep. No worries about pregnancy or diseases—just a pussy you can fuck anytime, like a fleshlight. I’ll squeeze you tight and milk you dry.”

“Fool, you still don’t understand Master. Even with us tempting him, he doesn’t ravish us easily, does he? He probably prefers being ravaged.”

“Huh, really? That sounds like a challenge.”

Fool licked her lips and grinned. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

“W-Wait, that’s not true!”

“Then let’s find out. We’re all gonna ravish you till we know for sure. Come here—I’m kissing you!”

Fool grabbed my face with both hands, forcibly turning me toward her, and pressed her lips against mine. Her tongue invaded my mouth instantly.

Yui doubled down on her blowjob, clearly aiming to make me come fast. Mei pressed closer, stroking my thigh.

And so, I was thoroughly drained by the three of them.