I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master

Chapter 23: Mysterious Assailant, Part 2

There aren’t many wide, deserted places in the city, so Fool, the mysterious figure, Mei, and I drove two hours to an isolated mountain area. No one would see us here. Fool didn’t say a word during the drive, so I had no clue what was about to happen.

“This place is still a bit cramped for us to go wild, but we can’t keep stalling forever.”

“Agreed. Shall we begin here?”

Fool and Mei got out of the car, faced each other, and took some distance.

“Before we start, one question: how much do you know about the hierarchy fight?”

“To prevent confusion in the chain of command, superiors dominate subordinates. This determines the ranking.”

“That’s enough. Just making sure you can’t claim ignorance after losing. —Alright, let’s do this. Surrender quick before your body breaks, yeah?”

“That’s my line. Master, please stay back.”

The moment Mei said that, both of them vanished.

Not literally, of course. They were just moving too fast for my eyes to follow. Like a spinning fan’s blades, things moving that fast become a blur. That’s how insanely quick they were. All I could see were streaks of their clothes’ colors trailing their paths. Unreal speed.

Then, bursts of mysterious explosions and impact sounds echoed, and trees around us snapped out of nowhere. I had no idea what was happening, but it was clear they were fighting.

…Am I dreaming? I knew Mei wasn’t normal, but this? What the hell is this? What am I even looking at? A battle scene from some anime? But there’s no TV here. This isn’t a screen. This is real.

Their movements were so fast I could only see afterimages, leaving me clueless about the fight’s progress. I just followed the streaks with my eyes. After a while, they suddenly stopped.

“Looks like you’re out of energy, 004 Fool.”

“Hah, I’ve still got plenty. You’re the one running on fumes, aren’t you?”

“I’m perfectly fine. Care to test me?”

“Bring it.”

They braced to fight again—but it didn’t happen. Fool collapsed mid-step.

“Using up all your energy until you can’t move? You’re out of your mind.”

“No way… How are you still moving? You’re supposed to be lower-spec than me. You should’ve burned more energy. I thought you were just bluffing like me, so why…?”

Fool gasped weakly.

“I’ve been fully recharged by Master. I’m immune to running dry. You’d understand if you got a top-up too. —Come on, Master, ravish her.”

!? What the hell!?

“If you don’t, she’ll die right here. Ravish her, and she’ll recover. Go on.”

“No way! I’d rather die than let this loser touch me! And what’s this ‘ravish to recover’ nonsense?”

“The hierarchy’s settled. I’m above you, so you’ll obey.”

I-I don’t get it! This is moving too fast!

“Master, don’t overthink it. A hot female’s right in front of you—ravish her. It’s only natural.”

“No, no, no, it’s not natural!”

“If a dying woman’s collapsed in front of you, you’d save her, right? That’s natural.”

“Of course.”

“Same thing. Go ahead.”

“No, no, no, she’s clearly against it! And what’s this ‘ravish to recover’ thing?”

“Don’t sweat the details. You’ll get it once you do it.”

“I’m sweating them!”

“Fine, give me a moment.”

Mei approached Fool and whispered something in her ear. Fool, still wobbly, struggled to her feet, braced against a tree, slid her panties down from under her skirt, and stuck out her ass.

“M-Master, p-please shove your cock into Fool’s pussy…”

“There you go, Master. She’s saying it herself. Consent’s clear, so no problem, right? Go on, ravish her.”

Her attitude flipped completely!? What did Mei say!?

“Or is 004 not your type? If so, we’ll have to let her die…”

“No, I don’t know her personality yet, but her looks are definitely my type.”

Fool’s vibe is similar to Mei’s. No way she’s not my type—she’s a total beauty.

“Then there’s no issue.”

And so, in the middle of a deserted mountain, I ended up about to ravish a mysterious gothic lolita I just met today.