I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 75

Chapter 75: The Elves’ 500-Year Plan Part 1

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“Village Chief! The carriage carrying Ken-chan has passed through the forest!”

“Alright! With that, Plan B for receiving our guest is complete! Everyone, thank you for your hard work over these past two weeks! Now, let’s prepare for a feast! Raise your glasses!”

When I, the village chief, called out to everyone, the tense atmosphere instantly softened, and voices of relief rose from all around.

“Ufufufu… Finally, finally I can read the mating books…!! Ahh, this smell, this texture—perfection♡ I’m so sorry for keeping you locked up all this time♡”

“From the moment Ken-chan gulped down that potion yesterday, my brain felt like it was melting and my body throbbed on its own♡ At the send-off, I pinched my arm to keep it together, and now it’s all red♡ This is the proof of my love for Ken-chan~♡”

“Everyone! I’ve finished writing my all-nighter masterpiece “Elf × Ken-chan” mating book! Line up if you want a copy!”

“Woohoo!!! Time to ravage him~~~!!!”

As if everyone’s patience had finally reached its limit, they each began to let go of their reason, emotions spilling out without restraint. Their expressions were far from ones they’d show to outsiders, but given they’d been forced into abstinence for two weeks while an exquisite male was right in front of them, this reaction was only natural.

All this, of course, was in order to spread false rumors that elves were disinterested in sex, but still, those days that had been nothing but grueling. 

Well, some elves couldn’t restrain themselves: there were incidents like gambling with Ken-chan’s used dishes as stakes, or the greengrocer selling “Enchanted Apples” that permanently charmed whoever ate them, but since nothing had been exposed, it was all good.

“I made sure Ken-chan drank the secret potion. As planned, Ken-chan will now become ageless and immortal, and the peace of the Elf Tribe will be secured.”

As I watched everyone chatting happily, memories of the secret meeting we held in the underground chamber a few days ago came flooding back.

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“Now, I will announce the results of the vote. 90% in favor, 10% opposed. Therefore… Ken-chan’s appearance is officially approved by majority vote.”

“””Ooooooooh!!!!!!!”””

As the staff opened the ballot box collected after the handshake event, a roar of ecstatic cheers echoed through the village. This was a conference room built underground, directly opposite the inn’s location on the village’s great square. Every elf in the village—save one—had gathered there.

“Huh? Why only 90%?! Ken-chan’s cuteness is obviously a 100% pass! Who betrayed us?! Come out right now so I can punch some sense into you!!!”

“I can’t help it! I prefer sturdier guys over wimpy ones—like, smack… Ooh!♡ So erotic!♡ Like, I want them to work as a water dispenser for girls!~♡ That kind of body is just my type!”

“Haah! That’s nonsense! Ken-chan’s innocent, naive personality is way better! He’s so easy to trick, we can mold him however we want—train him to be a loyal pet or a cheeky brat! He’s a beast of endless potential!”

“Quiet down, everyone. We’ve only approved his appearance so far. Even past males have passed at this stage.”

Right. This was only the beginning. For Ken-chan to drink the elixir of immortality—known as the Elven Secret Potion—he also had to meet three conditions: resistance to females, magical aptitude, and the mental fortitude not to choose death.

Unless he passed all three, it wouldn’t matter if his looks were S-rank. He still wouldn’t qualify.

“First, regarding resistance to females… There’s really nothing to discuss here. He participated in the handshake event without a single tantrum, greeted townspeople with a smile when passing by, and even interacted normally with Fiilia, whom even we have trouble dealing with.”

Ordinary males would panic and lash out if suddenly surrounded by so many females. In fact, the previous candidate broke down crying after shaking hands with just ten elves and fell into psychological ruin.

That’s why, when Ken-chan smiled at us and bowed his head… Ooh~♡ Just recalling it makes my chest warm and my cheeks loosen naturally. It was too much~♡ I never thought I’d feel like this at my age… Later, I’ll take the underwear I stole and savor it thoroughly, licking it until it melts.

“At first, I thought he might be fearless because he’s still a child, but I realized during the handshake that Ken-chan had just reached adulthood. Unless he suffers some deep psychological trauma, there’s no issue… Therefore, his resistance to females gets a flawless S rating.”

Even if he did somehow end up with a debilitating trauma, we could erase his memories. Though erasing them all the way back to childhood would break his mind due to the mismatch with his body’s size.

“Now then, moving on to his magical aptitude. The elf in charge of measuring Ken-chan’s magic, step forward.”

“Yes! Leave it to me! I’ve been counting down the days to share Ken-chan’s precious physical data with everyone! I’ve been so excited this morning, my hands are trembling!”

“Boasting like that… You must have gotten good results. Let’s see… Show me the report.”

I casually reached out my hand and took the sheet detailing Ken-chan’s magical aptitude.

“Let’s see… huh? What is this number?! All the other numbers are nearly the lowest possible. He’s practically the same as a newborn baby! Even compared to previous males, he’s in a league of his own. His number is just shockingly low…”

Murmurs spread… My muttered words rippled through the chamber, and the previously excited hum vanished completely, replaced by an oppressive silence. Some exchanged worried looks, some bit their lips, some even burst into tears. Everyone present sank into despair.

“Damn…I knew it. We can’t expect everything to go perfectly.”

Without sufficient magical aptitude, no matter how good Ken-chan was otherwise, we’d have to disqualify him. We would need to ration the mating quantity with Ken-chan, just like what we had done with past males. 

“Fufufu! Not so fast! Look carefully at his magic density!”

“Huh? Magic density? What’s that supposed to… Wait, 3000 times?! That’s insane!!”

It was an impossibly warped result—there was no imagining what kind of life would produce such a crazy number. But if it was true, Ken-chan would be an unparalleled breeding asset for the Elf Tribe.

“Magic density affects bodily fluids like saliva… Just think what effects his fluids could have on us.”

For reference, commercial high-end potions were said to be 10 times stronger and just a sip could fully restore one’s magic power. If Ken-chan’s magic density was 3000 times, then a mere lick could instantly restore all magic power—maybe even more.

I want to lick Ken-chan’s used underwear right now!

“As you can see, Ken-chan can’t use magic himself, but with a magic density 3000 times normal, he’s a supreme specimen! We can’t let this slip through our fingers! I want to mate with Ken-chan at all costs!”

“Slurp…♡ It’s definitely tempting, but unfortunately, these numbers don’t guarantee everything. Considering the other numbers together… I’d give it a B rank overall. But he barely passes in terms of magical aptitude.”

The instant the word “pass” was spoken, the hall erupted into cheers once more. Some elves even fainted on the spot, unable to process the reality of “a male with 3000 times normal magic density.”

Of course, this reaction was understandable. Appearance, resistance to females, and magical aptitude—Ken-chan was the first in Elven history to meet all three criteria.

“Lastly, we must judge whether he has the mental fortitude not to choose suicide.”

This was added after the tragic case of the first “breeding male” from the Tale of the New Tree, a human who actually gained immortality but met a terrible end. After copulating endlessly with every elf, he was sent to the humans as a peace offering, where he had to mate with even greater numbers in even harsher conditions.

Though humanity thrived immensely thanks to him—growing into the most populous race—the man, after 300 years of relentless breeding, ultimately slit his own throat in secret, unable to withstand the endless torment of his immortal life.

This taught the elves a painful lesson: the next male must have the mental resilience to endure 300 years of forced breeding, and so “mental fortitude to avoid suicide” was made a criterion. Though these days, that criterion was practically meaningless. Thanks to the development of healing magic, any suicide attempt could be immediately undone.

“Therefore, tomorrow we’ll hold a lottery to decide who’ll obstruct Ken-chan during his errands. This will let us assess the strength of his mind!”

He’d definitely pass, of course. And while we were at it, we’d have him suck on a candy containing a small amount of the elixir, to prepare his body. If the full potion was given at once, it could trigger a violent rejection reaction, even death. So first, we had to acclimate him with the candy.

“If he passes this, Ken-chan will officially join us as one of the long-lived races! He’ll enjoy a life of 800 years filled with endless mating! We’re almost there! Let’s give it our all, everyone!”

“””Ooooooooh!!!!!”””

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