I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 76

Chapter 76: The Elves’ 500-Year Plan Part 2

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“Ah, long-lifers! We’ve joined the long-lived species~♪ Still the same 100 years from now~♪ Eternal body, shiny and bright~!”

As the campfire crackled, the elves danced in a circle.

“Whew… We ended with an unexpected kidnapping incident, but I’m glad Ken-chan safely drank the elixir.”

Watching the elves celebrate, I truly felt relief from the bottom of my heart. Back when it was suddenly announced that Ken-chan wouldn’t participate in the final play, I’d panicked trying to figure out how to turn things around. If I had pushed him too hard, it would have only made Lammy more suspicious… So, I quickly switched tactics and used an indirect method—by adding spice to Ken-chan’s food.

As a result, just as planned, he drank the elixir handed to him by the water server, believing it was just water. Maybe the spicy food dulled his taste buds since he didn’t notice the distinctive taste of the elixir. And since it’d be easy to come up with an excuse later, I think this plan actually worked out for the best.

“Still, was it really okay? Keeping it from Fiilia that Ken-chan is now immortal… That you turned him into an elf?”

“It’s fine. It’s her punishment for hiding away doing nothing for twenty years. If someone’s lifespan gets shorter, they have a right to be angry. But if it’s longer, they should be grateful, don’t you think?”

“Can’t argue with that… Oh, want a drink?”

“Hell yeah! Gulp gulp… Pwah! Hey, you lot! Booze! Meat! Mating magazines! Bring ’em all over!”

As if unleashing all the restraint built up over two weeks, I downed the drinks one after another.

“Truly, life is all about meat, booze, and mating magazines!”

And now, to those golden three pillars, the sweet pleasure of mating with a male was finally added… This must be the pinnacle of existence.

“Nooo! Ken-chan, don’t goooo! I’m coming to get you right now! I’m your fiancéeee!”

In a corner of the otherwise festive atmosphere, an elf who had been tightly restrained let out a desperate cry.

“Ah… That one was the kidnapper, right? Already showing signs of withdrawal… How pitiful.”

“She used to be a serious, well-mannered girl… Ken-chan really is terrifying.”

“This was a necessary sacrifice… gulp gulp. But man, I never would’ve guessed she had amazing talent in magic. When I saw that water magic in the middle of town, I felt a chill down my spine.”

“Personally, I always thought she was around below average… Maybe she trained in secret?”

“You think? Then why was she using one of the elven secret arts…? Whatever. In any case, I’m glad we didn’t have to show the full strength of us elves to someone connected to the Demon Lord’s army. A water spell big enough to engulf the entire town wouldn’t have gone unnoticed.”

Honestly, I could handle water magic of that level myself, and a few elves working together could cancel it easily. However, because we’ve deliberately cultivated the image that “elves are weak and unable to even participate in wars between humans and demons,” we couldn’t act aggressively until the situation reached a critical point.

That was why we were truly grateful that Fiilia had handled that issue for us on her own. We could pass it off as she’s just unusually strong from adventuring outside the forest, rather than revealing the strength of the elven race.

“Heyyy~ Village Chief~! Why’d you let Ken-chan gooo? Sure, that beastman girl~? She looked strong, but if we all teamed up, we totally could’ve beaten her to a pulp… Ken-chaaan… glug”

“We had no choice… If we tried to kidnap Ken-chan right then, the Demon Lord herself would’ve shown up and wiped out the elves. And even if we did manage to overpower them with numbers, we’d just be swarmed by Ken-chan fanatics from all over the demon realm, and this forest would go up in flames… Also, get your hand off me, you drunk.”

It was frustrating, but the current Demon Lord’s army was said to be the strongest it had ever been, especially with the rise of the powerful “Four Heavenly Kings.” No one could afford to underestimate them anymore.

“Besides, we absolutely cannot let it be known that elves are strong.”

“Buut why do we gotta pretend to be weak~? Wouldn’t it be easier to negotiate if we looked strong~? hic”

“There are various reasons. Like, if people believe elves are weak and peaceful, it makes it easier for males to flee here… But the biggest reason is to lure others into letting their guard down.”

“Let their guaard~ down…? Hic”

“If they think elves can’t fight and have low sex drive, they’ll let their guard down. That makes everything easier for our future plans. It’s precisely because of that assumption that the Demon Lord entrusted Ken-chan to us this time.”

“Hmm… I still don’t really get it! Oh, I’ll take that hypnotic mating magazine! Hehehe… Spiral-eyed Ken-chan is way too hot!”

Thud!

Whether it was from too much alcohol or too much excitement over the mating magazine, the elf who had been clinging to me collapsed face-first onto the ground.

“No matter how strong someone is, they’re always vulnerable to unexpected surprises… gulp gulp. All that’s left is to kidnap Ken-chan and spend our time making babies in the underground facility.”

People assumed elves stayed in the forest to receive the blessings of the Sacred Tree—but the truth was different. Since ancient times, we had created underground bases to avoid the eyes of the outside world, developing self-sufficient systems through years of research and construction. All to ensure we could capture males, prevent their escape, and conceal their very existence.

Never again would we let those savages take our men and kill them. In other words, the plan the elves had spent 500 years building was this.

Present ourselves as weak and avoid showing our power or sexual desire to the outside world→ wait for the enemy to let their guard down, then kidnap the male→transport him to an underground facility without letting anyone discover what happened →and there, transition smoothly into an ideal breeding lifestyle.

“Alright! Everyone! Starting tomorrow, we begin full-scale preparations for the ‘Ken-chan Defense War’! First, advanced illusion magic training! Then continue drills for interceptive spells in case we’re found out!”

“Fuu~♡ Fuu~♡ Until now, we suffered endlessly for the sake of some male who might never come… But now, if I can mess around all I want with that adorable, irresistible Ken-chan, no amount of pain will ever matter again~♡”

“We can grow as much food as we need underground! Right now, magic training takes priority over farming! I quit agriculture!”

“Honestly, we can’t take on the Demon Lord’s army with our current strength. So the Ken-chan Kidnapping Operation is scheduled for ten years from now! During that time, we’ll build our power! Then, when the demon and human worlds are in chaos from us exposing the truth behind their war, we’ll snatch Ken-chan!”

War is about strategy—checkmating your opponent before they even realize the board is set. While you demons play your little war games with the humans, we’re moving steadily toward our goal.

“Remember this well, you fledglings. I’ll teach you what real war is all about.”

That day, Ken-chan’s lifespan was forcibly extended by 800 years thanks to the elven transformation elixir.

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• • • • Elf Transformation Elixir

A legendary elixir said to drip only once a year from the Sacred Tree. It is believed to be the origin of magical potions in fairy tales. Drinking a full cup transforms the internal structure of the drinker’s vital organs—including the heart—into that of an elf. An elven heart doesn’t just circulate blood—it also extracts magic power from the air and distributes it throughout the body. This special magic power promotes regeneration of organs, even reviving ones that would normally fail due to aging.

Because this transformation is structural, not temporary like a disease or curse, it is irreversible. The only way to undo it is through fatal external damage—i.e., death.

• • • • Elf Underground Facility

Deep beneath the Sacred Tree lies a vast underground world known only to the elves. It contains farmland, water sources, and oxygen-supplying devices powered by magic. This closed, self-sustaining environment has been built over centuries to allow indefinite survival, even if completely cut off from the outside world.

The entrance is protected by layers of illusions, cognitive interference spells, and powerful security locks. When “Ken-chan is inside” is set as a condition, the facility becomes an impregnable fortress—no one can attack it haphazardly.

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