I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 53

Chapter 53: Gon-san’s Preparations

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Lick lick… lick lick…

“Mmm… Don’t lick my face… Mnnya mnnya…”

Lick lick…♡ lick lick…♡

“Maru-chan-san… That tickles~”

💢—Chomp!

“Ow… wait, Gon-san?! What are you doing here?”

When I awoke from the pain in my neck, I saw Gon-san wagging his tail and lying on top of me.

“Konko~n♪”

I was in the usual carriage. I had assumed we were headed to that same castle as before, but even after several hours, there was no sign of us arriving. Despite my unease, I must have fallen asleep, lulled by the gentle rocking of the carriage.

“Yawn… Thanks for waking me. By the way, where did you come from, Gon-san?”

If my memory served me right, I should’ve been the only one in this cage. And yet, here Gon-san was, bouncing happily in front of me. There were mountains of luggage here, so maybe he had been hiding in one of the gaps? I had been bored out of my mind being alone, so having someone here with me was kind of nice.

“Konko~n”

Whap! Whap!

“Ow ow… Hey, why am I pantless again?!”

Gon-san kept slapping me hard around the waist, as if trying to say something. Thanks to that, I finally realized my lower half was exposed to nature.

“But that’s weird… I’m sure I changed into a fresh set of clothes. The pants I was wearing before going to sleep are completely gone…”

Could it be…

“Were those pants… Actually you in disguise, Gon-san?”

“Kon!”

Gon-san replied cheerfully, almost proudly, to my question. So basically, Gon-san had disguised herself as my pants back in that room and snuck into this cage with me.

“Now that I think about it…”

The first pants I wore were ideal in terms of what I knew from my original world, but they were also clearly fake and suspiciously perfect. But the second set of clothes felt a bit rough, like the texture of the pants commonly worn in this world. That was why I hadn’t even considered the possibility that the second illusion could be Gon-san in disguise.

“Maybe… The obviously fake first pair of pants was just a bluff to lower my guard?”

Or maybe because I saw through the illusion so quickly, Gon-san automatically adjusted her illusion.

“That’s seriously creepy… You’re way too smart.”

“Konkoon! (Hehehe~)”

“Geez… Gon-san, you’re such a mischievous little trickster~”

Ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle…

“Kooon♡”

While ruffling her belly, I ran my fingers along Gon-san’s soft ears.

Flap flap!

When I petted her a bit more forcefully than usual, Gon-san flailed her legs wildly in response.

“Does that feel good~?”

After being messed with by Gon-san since morning, I started feeling a strong desire to get back at her.

Alright, time to go all out and really hit her where it counts.

“Hehehe, Gon-san? Brace yourself, okay?”

Ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle…

“Koooonnn!! Koooonnnn!! ♡♡♡”

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“Whew… I’m exhausted. I think I’ve been petting her for like 30 minutes. Gon-san, I hope you’ve learned your lesson not to pull so many pranks.”

“Kooon~♡”

Soaked in drool, Gon-san responded weakly from the floor.

“If I can make someone feel this good,maybe I should become a massage therapist. I might have a talent for it. Next time, maybe I’ll ask Lammy-san… Hmm, no. She’s too big and that sounds like too much work. I’ll try Luna-san instead.”

Whoooosh…

I stood up energetically, but a sudden chill wind hit my lower half and made me flinch.

“Brr… I need to find some pants first.”

Heave-ho… I gently picked up Gon-san, who was twitching while lying on her back, and began rummaging through the wooden crates piled in the corner of the room.

“Let’s see… Where are my pants… huh? What’s this… A book?”

When I opened one of the crates and looked inside, it was filled with things like body pillows, several books, and a bunch of unidentifiable tools of unclear purpose. One book in particular caught my eye. The cover had a drawing of a man—but only his neck was illustrated for some reason. Curious, I flipped through it, and sure enough, the pages were filled with nothing but drawings of necks.

“Is this a reference book for sketching? Even if it is, focusing only on necks is pretty niche… Whoa, this page is stuck.”

Unfortunately, some liquid had soaked into the pages, gluing a few of them together and making them unreadable. Did someone spill a drink on it? It smelled a little weird though…

“Whatever. More importantly—pants, pants… oh, found them!”

Under the body pillow, I discovered the set of clothes I had worn yesterday. They were a bit wrinkled and had a few stains here and there, but definitely better than being naked.

“………These are the real thing, right? Gon-san?”

Tickle tickle!

“Kon! Konkokon!!!!”

When I touched her questioningly, Gon-san shook her head furiously from side to side. Judging from that reaction, it seemed these were the genuine article.

“Anything else interesting…? Hmm, guess not.”

I did a quick scan of the crate and the corners of the room, but nothing else really stood out. 

It would’ve been nice to find something to pass the time…Oh well.

“Gon-saaan, you got any fun toys or something?”

As I gently tickled and rubbed Gon-san’s ears, I asked despite my low expectations. I didn’t care if it was just an illusion—some playing cards would’ve been nice.

“Kon!”

Wobble…

A magic circle formed around Gon-san’s arm, and suddenly my vision wavered like the focus had gone blurry.

“Wait… This is a DDDS?! Seriously?!”

Before I knew it, I was holding a familiar-looking handheld game console. It had the same scratches, the same worn edges, even that regrettable character sticker I slapped on in a moment of impulse… Everything was exactly the same. It was so perfectly recreated, it was like it had popped out of my memory.

Click!

<IT’S MEEE! MARIMO~! BYE-BYYYE!>

It actually turned on…

<TT-TETTETETTERE~♪ TETTETE. FAA!>

It even functioned like the real thing…

“This is definitely one of Gon-san’s illusions, but… I think I’m starting to get the hang of how her magic works.”

Based on what I’d seen so far, it seemed like this magic could materialize illusions based entirely on what I imagined. The pants I wore this morning had a Japanese brand logo, so Gon-san probably read my memory and recreated my ideal pants based on it. In other words, I wasn’t actually playing a game. It was just my imagination being visualized before me by Gon-san’s magic. 

“Hmm… Yeah, this is an ability I’d never want to face as an enemy.”

If this were a battle manga, it’d totally be used for something like: “You think you defeated me, your enemy… But it was actually your ally who fell!”

Click click… click click.

Worst of all, it even replicated the tactile feel in detail. I’d definitely be fooled if I were half-awake.

Click click… Game cleared!

“Yeah… And it’s totally not fun at all!”

I realized it right away when I tried playing. The game only moved within the boundary of my own imagination, so there were no surprising developments, and it quickly got boring. It was like those brain games I played when I was bored, or playing rock-paper-scissors against myself.

“Here we go again…”

Also, if I lost focus even a little, the game console started to fade and become semi-transparent.

I had to keep reminding myself, ‘This is real’ at just the right intervals. It quickly became mentally exhausting. I felt bad since Gon-san went out of her way to summon it for me, but to really enjoy playing, I might need some serious mental training first.

“Well, as a gaming addict,  even just poking at the A button is enough to make me happy, but—whoa!”

Clatter!

“Kon♡”

Suddenly, the carriage jolted violently, and I lost my balance, falling right on top of Gon-san. My hands ended up grabbing around Gon-san’s chest area, squeezing tight… Which made me feel kind of bad for her. 

Now that I think about it, is Gon-san male or female?

I couldn’t see that from her, so I had always assumed Gon-san was a female. Then again,this world might have the concept of castration, so I couldn’t be 100% certain. 

Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter to me either way.

“Huh… Gon-san, are you okay? Gon-saaan…?”

Maybe Gon-san hit her head really hard, because even when I shook her,  she didn’t respond…

Oh, the game console’s gone.

『To think we’d run into a large magical beast in a place like this…! The carriage shook because of it! What would you have done if Ken-chan got hurt!』

「This is a shortcut, after all. Since there’s not much foot traffic, it’s no surprise monsters are around.」

『Hmph. Well, no matter. I’ve only just been freed from that ice prison, and was thinking I could use a bit of exercise! Lammy!』

『Understood, 【Aerial】!』

『Fuhahaha! I’ll turn all of you into side dishes for dinner!』

Crack! Crunch! Wham!

Luna-san swung her greatsword with ease, cutting down the horned beasts one after another.

Her figure overlapped with the memory of her saving me from that slime back then, and my heart skipped a beat.

Yeah, cool and beautiful women really shine in battle scenes like this.

“Man, I wish I could fight like that too… I wonder if Gon-san could build me a robot? Or maybe a G○ndam!”

With that faint hope in mind, we all gathered around the roasted carcass of the beast Luna-san had defeated. ……By the way, those beasts tasted absolutely terrible.

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