I Wanted To Squeeze A Magical Girl’s Boobs So Bad I Turned Into A Monster - Chapter 24: The Student Council President's Arrival!

As Akasaki and I chatted as usual, we heard the rooftop door open.

I thought how rare that was and turned to see Sazanami-senpai standing there.

“Hmm, I heard you’re always here, and it seems that’s true!”

“Sazanami-senpai? What’s up?”

“Ah, actually, I came to ask you two for advice.”

Ask us for advice?

I wondered what kind of question it could be but totally had no clue.

“Aoi-san, what’s it about?”

“I’ll be straight to the point: it’s a love consultation!!”

“Love consultation!?”

Sazanami-senpai’s answer to Akasaki’s question shocked us.

And of all people, she came to us?

To me, who due to certain circumstances couldn’t get too involved… Well, I guess it couldn’t be helped since she probably didn’t know that.

“You two are the only ones I know who seem to be dating, so I’m counting on you!!”

“W-we’re not dating, though!?”

“Y-yeah, that’s right, Sazanami-senpai!”

“…Huh?”

As Sazanami-senpai bowed deeply, we hastily tried to explain. She then turned to us with a silly expression.

Wow, faces really could look that dumb sometimes…

“Still, you’re all I’ve got who might fit!”

“Well, if it’s just asking, that’s fine…”

“Y-yeah…”

“Really?”

When we reluctantly agreed, Sazanami-senpai’s expression brightened immediately.

Honestly, I didn’t feel like I could help, but I decided to at least listen.

“So, what kind of person is it?”

“That’s just the thing… I don’t know…”

“‘What!?’”

Our voices harmonized in disbelief.

How could she not even know what the person she had a crush on was like?

As we grew increasingly confused, Sazanami-senpai explained further.

“That person saved me twice… but wore a mask.”

…Huh?

A masked person who saved Sazanami-senpai twice… I had a feeling I knew who it was…

When I looked at Akasaki, she was frozen with an indescribable expression on her face.

She probably guessed it already. It was the pervert who always fondled her breasts.

“But I really want to meet that person again!”

“Is that something you should say to us? We can’t really do anything about it though…”

Well, actually, me going to her might solve it.

But what kind of ideas about love did she have? I just squeezed her breasts and went home.

“Actually, since then I’ve tried putting myself in danger deliberately… but we haven’t been able to meet.”

“Aoi-san… please stop that.”

“Ah, okay…”

Um, was this person an idiot?

Now that I thought about it, she really was.

I was surprised she had been doing that when I wasn’t around. Akasaki half-exasperatedly pointed that fact out.

“The past two times were purely coincidental, right?”

“Yes, it must be fate.”

“Then if that’s the case, surely you’ll meet again.”

Trying to say something sensible as a normal person, I ended up sounding vague.

Sazanami-senpai nodded earnestly, so hopefully, everything would be okay.

“Alright, then, I’ll trust fate for now and wait! I’ll come back with more questions next time!”

“Ah, yes…”

“I hope it works out…”

Sazanami-senpai stood up with determination and left the rooftop.

…Even if she came back, we had nothing we could possibly say.

We exchanged troubled looks.

After she left like a storm, Akasaki slowly spoke.

“Senpai… do you know about the rumors that we’re a couple?”

“Yeah, I know.”

“S-senpai, what do you think about those rumors…?”

It was just a rumor, it wasn’t like there was any real harm in hanging out on the rooftop all the time.

If anything, Ren was annoyingly persistent about this topic, but he was annoying even before the rumors had spread, so I’d long given up.

“Maybe just ignore it? Nothing’s happened so far.”

“Don’t you mind being thought of as my boyfriend?”

“Not really.”

If there were rumors, it meant people automatically accepted us being together. It might actually be convenient for me.

“R-really…?”

“Do you mind?”

“Not at all. Actually… I’m kind of happy.”

When I asked her back the same question, she blushed and fidgeted as she responded.

It was obvious there was something there.

Ah, I wanted to hug her.

I wanted to hold her close and feel her warmth and breasts.

“Well, that’s how it is. Let’s keep going like before.”

“Y-yeah…”

But I wasn’t normal.

While desperately suppressing the rising impulses, I could only pretend to be calm as I answered.