I Wanted To Squeeze A Magical Girl’s Boobs So Bad I Turned Into A Monster - Chapter 22: The Alcoholic Monster

Around ten o’clock at night, after getting out of the bath and fiddling with my smartphone, I noticed information about a monster appearance.

“They come out even at this hour…”

Moreover, it seemed to be a Unique species monster.

If a strong enemy appeared at such a late hour, it would put too much burden on Akasaki.

“Well, can’t help it. Better get ready and go…”

I couldn’t just go outside in my pajamas, so I changed into some casual shirt and pants before leaving the house.

This time, the place was a drinking district near the station.

As I transformed and ran in, the overwhelming stench of alcohol hit my nose.

“What’s this? It reeks of booze everywhere…”

I wrinkled my face behind my mask but kept moving forward until the scene came into view.

Apparently, the battle had already begun.

Standing directly in front of Ruby was a fat drunken monster holding a sake bottle in one hand.

“Ugh… Yaah!”

“Oh, whoa! That’s dangerous, you know!”

Ruby fired a magic bullet, but it was dodged with a staggering movement.

As the monster moved, some alcohol splashed from the bottle, spreading the smell around.

“My attacks… won’t hit…”

“Hmmm? I wonder if it’s starting to affect you now?”

Ruby tried to keep attacking but her feet wobbled and she eventually collapsed to the ground.

“This is bad… [Shock Impact]!”

“Ugh! What’s that?”

I used a shockwave from a distance to keep the enemy from attacking the fallen Ruby.

The monster seemed to have noticed the intruder and turned its attention toward me.

“Hey, do you know what’s the most wonderful thing in this world?”

“Huh? That’s obviously booze!”

“No. It’s the breasts of magical girls.”

I asked while walking, and the response was exactly what I expected.

Clearly, a drunken monster like this couldn’t understand… but that didn’t matter.

“And if you attack now, you risk the loss of magical girl boobs.”

“What the hell are you talking about, you little shit!?”

What mattered was creating a reason for me to smash this guy.

I was not a comrade of magical girls. I fought to protect their breasts.

That was the kind of monster Momisugi Shidaki was.

“To me, you’re an alien, nothing more than trash.”

I took a lightning-quick step and threw a full-power punch.

Without allowing him to stagger, my blast shattered the enemy monster.

“Buaaaa!!”

Though I crushed it, alcohol splattered everywhere.

The overwhelming smell filled the area even more.

“So filthy! And it stinks…!”

I immediately shielded myself with my cape, and it was so soaked that it was ruined.

I threw my cape off and rushed to Ruby, who was lying on the ground.

“If your transformation hasn’t ended, you’re safe… Let’s get out of here for now.”

“Hmm…”

Ruby’s face was red and flushed. She was likely intoxicated by the alcohol.

Judging that this place wasn’t safe for her, I carried Ruby and left.

Not knowing Akasaki’s house well, I set a rough direction and ran, eventually reaching a park not far from her address.

“Normally, I’d just let you sleep and go home, but I’m worried since you’re drunk like this.”

“Mmm, uh-huh?”

As I pondered what to do, Ruby stirred in my arms.

Her eyes were glazed, however, and she was clearly drunk.

“Senpai…? It’s so late at night, what are you doing out here?”

“Uh… You seem mistaken, Ruby-chan. I’m not your senpai.”

“Hmm? What’s wrong with senpai?”

She hadn’t realized… right?

She was probably just so drunk that her memory was hazy.

For now, I had no choice but to wait for the alcohol to wear off a little.

“Ruby-chan, you were intoxicated by the alcoholic monster.”

“So, senpai saved me…”

I tried to explain, but Ruby remained dazed and had a strange perception.

And because it was true, it was a little scary.

“Mmm, senpai, love you…”

“W-whoa…!”

Ruby wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me.

Her breasts pressed hard against my chest, making the sensation clear.

“What should I even do now…”

The human got liked while the monster got boobs pressed against him. What a convenient situation…!

The slight smell of alcohol, though, was disappointing.

After a while, Ruby fell asleep again.

I laid her down on a bench and watched from the shadows until she woke once more.

When I confirmed she had, I quietly returned home.