Chapter 34

“Yuki, seriously, take these off. Hurry up already.”  

“Hmm… what should I do? Maybe I’ll leave them on. This way is more fun.”  

“Huh? Don’t screw around, idiot.”  

I was genuinely starting to panic—this had gone beyond a joke.  

Yuki’s amused expression darkened as she looked down at me.  

“Hey, you know, I’ve thought this for a while now, but Knight-kun, your language is pretty rude, isn’t it? You realize I’m older than you, right?”  

“I’ve been thinking the same thing. Why are you always so casual and cocky?”  

For some reason, Miki decided to jump in at this point.  

The two of them stood in front of me as I remained sitting on the bed, blocking my view like a wall. The pressure they exerted was palpable.  

“Maybe we should fix that attitude of yours.”  

“Yeah, let’s do that.”  

Why were they teaming up?! This didn’t make sense. This was spiraling out of control.  

“What do you mean by ‘fix’? Just take these off already”  

“Hmm? Do you even realize the position you’re in?”  

Yuki’s sharp, defiant eyes bore into me as she plopped down right next to me.  

She reached out, brushing her fingers along my neck in an almost teasing, barely-there touch.  

“Sa~wa sa~wa, sa~wa sa~wa~”  sfx: touch-touch

“Yeah, no. That’s not gonna doing anything.”  

Truthfully, it was a bit effective, but I managed to keep a poker face.  

As I stared at Yuki in silent defiance, Miki took a seat on the other side of me, her presence now uncomfortably close.  

“Fuuuuu~”  

“I sincerely apologize for my rude behavior.”  

Her breath tickled my ear, and I immediately caved.  

Honestly, there was nothing to gain from resisting, and I’d made a logical judgment to give in.  

This situation was absolutely terrible. Even if I somehow managed to escape, wandering around with handcuffs behind my back would definitely get me labeled a pervert. My only option was to have either Yuki or Miki remove them. Annoying them any further was out of the question.  

“Fuuuuu~”  

“W-wait a second! I said I’m sorry, okay?!”  

Realizing it was working, Yuki joined in, blowing into my other ear.  

Miki wasn’t about to lose her edge, so she continued her assault. Before I knew it, both of my ears were under attack from both sides. Shivers ran down my spine, and I couldn’t stop the goosebumps.  

“This is hilarious! You’re twitching like crazy!”  

“Ahaha, isn’t this just like twin ASMR? Oh my gosh, hahaha!”  

“Miki’s cracking up. What’s so funny?”  

“What? Yuki, you don’t know what that is?”  

“Okay, okay, otaku girl.”  

I had no idea what they were talking about, but I really wished they’d stop breathing near my ears as they chatted.  

I twisted my body in an attempt to escape, but they responded by clinging onto me to prevent my retreat.  The softness pressing against my upper arm—double. They were surprisingly huge—also double.  

“Now, now, Knight-kun, be a good boy and listen to your big sister, okay~?”  

Yuki whispered teasingly while stroking my head, making another one of her “big sister” moves.  

“Acting all high and mighty, and now you’re so pathetic, aren’t you? Hmm? Want me to lick your ear?”  

Miki whispered with her face ridiculously close. Honestly, she should be renamed the Perverted Ear-Licking Princess.  

“Why the hell is this even happening?! This is insane!”  

Clearly some strange switch had been flipped inside them and showed no signs of letting up. Oddly, they seemed to be competing with each other. It made absolutely no sense. What was the goal here? What would make them stop?  

“Phew, it’s getting kinda warm in here.”  

Yuki suddenly yanked off her jacket, leaving her in just a thin shirt.  

With her momentarily backing away, I seized the opportunity.  

“Please, Yuki-san, can you take these off?”  

“Oh~? If you want me to take them off, don’t you have something to say first?”  

“Yuki is super cute. To be honest, yesterday I used Yuki as a side dish.”  

Yuki smirked victoriously, but not at me—at Miki. Was that the right move?  

Miki, however, maintained her composure.  

“By the way, Yuki, do you even know where the key is?”  

“Huh? The key?”  

“Of course, Miki’s great. That kiss earlier was intense too,” I quickly added, turning toward Miki.  

Come to think of it, she probably had the key. If anyone could resolve this mess, it was her.  

“What was that?”  

Yuki grabbed my shoulder, her fingers digging in sharply.  

“Uh, I mean… you’re both equally amazing! Equally intense!”  

“Equally, huh? Then why don’t you pick which one’s better right now?” 

Before I could respond, Yuki pressed her lips against mine.  

Her movements were rough, as if she wanted to show off her skill.  

“Wow, so sloppy and aggressive. Let me take over.”  

Miki shoved Yuki aside and leaned toward me. However, mid-movement, her hand swung wide and paused mid-air as if she’d hit something.  

“Hey, is this…?”  

“Yeah, it definitely is.”  

They began whispering to each other, though loud enough that I could still hear every word.  

“I kind of… want to touch it.”  

“Me too. But is it okay? I’m a little scared.”

“How about we do it together? On the count of three.”  

The sudden teamwork was unsettling. Like they had found a common “enemy” to face together.  

They reached out together, hesitantly at first with tentative pokes, then gradually becoming more daring. Light touches turned to bold strokes, and I could hear faint noises as fabric shifted against itself.  

“Should we unzip it?”  

“W-wait, I’m not ready for that yet…”  

“Then let’s turn off the lights first.”  

Their whispers were no longer something I could respond to rationally. My mind was spinning, and I was barely capable of coherent thought. At this point, I was acting purely on instinct—closer to a monkey than a human.  

With a faint click, the room went dark, enveloped in soft shadows.  

I could make out the movement of vague shapes in the darkness. A faint scent reached me, paired with the sound of breathing closing in.  

Before I could process what was happening, something soft and warm pressed against my lips. Who it was? I had no idea.