I Picked up a Corrupted Heroine (The Secret Boss), and When I Spoiled Her, She Became Uncontrollably Affectionate With Me - Chapter 11
Chapter 11: The Witch of the End Wants to Get Him Drunk
“Haaaa… That Guild Master really is just pushing all the annoying stuff onto me…”
I finished talking with the Guild Master and let out a deep sigh.
The business trip was to the port city of Kairos. Apparently there was a meeting where guild reps from all over would gather, and they wanted me to attend.
Kairos was the place where the next event happened. I really didn’t want to get dragged into trouble, plus there was Ria to think about…
“If I could turn it down… I would’ve.”
Ria was probably going to get mad when I told her about the trip.
Everything felt depressing and I couldn’t help it.
“—Vice Guild Master, good work today. You look… pretty worn out.”
A voice like ringing bells came from behind me.
When I turned around, there stood the silver-haired woman—Sia—with a worried look on her face.
“Yeah… It’s all so sudden and it feels like they just dumped it on me. Well, at least having you come along helps a lot.”
“No no, I was just interested…”
She politely brushed it off.
She really is a good girl.
While I was thinking that—
“—Oh, right. Vice Guild Master, want to go grab some food now?”
Sia suddenly invited me.
“Eh… right now?”
“Yes. I want us to get closer before the trip, and I want to know more about you…!”
“But… like I said earlier, Ria’s waiting at home so I have to get back soon or it’ll be rough on her.”
“……Ah~…”
For a second, Sia made a face that looked kinda happy for some reason.
“I-It’s fine! Ria will understand. She definitely won’t get mad! I guarantee it.”
“You can say that for sure!?”
“Yes! I can promise she won’t get mad!”
She was that confident…?
I had no idea where that confidence came from, but if she said it that strongly—
“If you’re saying that much… I can go for a little bit.”
“Yay…! Dinner with the Vice Guild Master…!”
Sia smiled happily, her cheeks softening.
“But just a little, okay? I’ll head home in an hour…”
“Yeah, that’s fine. Just eating together for a bit…! So, how about that tavern right nearby?”
“Sure. Of course.”
And so we headed to the tavern near the guild.
The place was lively with adventurers and townspeople, everyone chatting with drinks in hand.
“By the way… do you drink, Vice Guild Master?”
“Yeah, I drink normally. Honestly, I need alcohol to get through stuff… but I haven’t drunk much lately because Ria’s around.”
“Hmm, I see.”
Sia lifted the corners of her mouth for a moment—
“—Then isn’t today a good chance to drink after so long?”
“W-Well…”
It was like the devil tempting me. Honestly, I really wanted to drink.
But… if I came home smelling like booze, Ria would hate it…
“It’s okay. Ria definitely won’t mind.”
“Really? Then…”
I called the server and ordered some random food and ale.
“Hehe, plan success. Now I’ll get Asta drunk and…”
“Sia? Did you say something?”
“N-No no! It’s nothing! Anyway, I’ll order too!”
“…?”
Sia ordered a few dishes in a hurry.
“Speaking of which, you don’t drink, Sia?”
“Eh… ah~…”
“You’re already an adult, right? Let’s drink together since we’re here.”
“Y-Yeah! Then… one fruit wine please…!”
Sia ordered a bit awkwardly.
…Maybe I pushed her too hard. There was that thing called alcohol harassment back in Japan. Crap…!
After the server left, I apologized to Sia.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to force you… If you don’t like alcohol, just tell me and I’ll drink yours instead.”
“N-No! It’s fine. Fruit wine should be… okay… I think.”
“If it seems too much, just leave it, alright…?”
While I was worrying, the server brought the fruit wine and ale.
“Let’s make a toast…!”
“Yeah. Good work today.”
We lightly clinked the wooden mugs with a clink and I took a swig of ale.
“Haaaa, it feels so good drinking after so long…”
“Yeah, the fruit wine is pretty tasty too…!”
Sia was taking tiny sips. She looked like a little animal.
“Is this your first time drinking, Sia?”
“…Yes, it actually is. But alcohol is pretty good…!”
“Fruit wine is easy to drink. But don’t drink too much just because it’s easy, okay?”
“Yes…! Got it!”
Even though she said that, her hand kept going to the drink and showed no sign of stopping.
In the end, she ordered refill after refill—
“S-Sia, are you really okay!?”
“Yesh… I’m fine, no need to worry about me, Asta…”
Sia flopped face-first onto the table. Her face was bright red and her words were all slurred. She was completely smashed.
“Asta… what is this person you have in your heart… why not meeee~”
“Sia?”
She was clearly way too drunk. Time to wrap this up and get her home quick.
“…Sia, I’ll walk you home so can you tell me where you live?”
“Home…? It’s obviously the same place as yours, Asta~”
“It’s not though!? Sia, drink some water. Here…!”
I handed her water and she drank it obediently.
“Ah, wait… what was I…”
It seemed the alcohol was wearing off a bit and she calmed down.
“Good… So, about your place…?”
“Ah~ no, that’s… It’s fine, I’m fine! I can get home by myself…!”
“Really? Okay then…”
“Um, I just remembered something urgent so I’ll head out first! Well, excuse me…! I’ll leave the money here…!”
“Eh, Sia!?”
She put money on the table and left with unsteady steps.
…Is she really going to be okay?
I headed home, feeling uneasy.
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“Asta, welcome back~”
When I got home, Ria came running over—
“Ehehe, squeeze~!”
“Huh!?”
Ria hugged me with all her strength.
“R-Ria…?”
“Asta… I won’t let go anymore. I don’t want to let go for my whole life… sniff sniff, sniff sniff.”
“H-Hey!?”
Is she smelling me!?
I tried to pull her off because she would definitely complain about the alcohol smell… but for some reason I couldn’t budge her at all.
“You smell like alcohol… but it’s Asta’s smell…”
“Ria… what’s really going on? You seem kinda drunk yourself?”
“I’m not drunk~… More importantly, let’s go to bed? I want to sleep together soon.”
“But I haven’t taken a bath yet—”
“—It’s fine. I don’t mind… In fact, it’s more like a reward…!”
“R-Ria?”
“So let’s go to bed~”
“Hey!?”
Ria pulled me along and before I knew it I was pushed into the bedroom. Then she pushed me down onto the bed.
“Mm… squeeze~”
Ria was hugging me from the front, which was different from usual.
Once she got like this, there was no stopping her.
“Asta… stay with me forever, okay? If you don’t stay with me… I’ll hate it.”
“Eh, what do you mean by—”
“—Snore… snore…”
“She fell asleep…”
Ria said one last mysterious line, then drifted off with peaceful breathing.
Man… she really is a handful.
In the end, my resistance was useless and we spent the night like that. And then—the next morning.





































