I Got Reincarnated as the Scummy Dude Who Sends NTR Video Letters to Otaku Guys in Erotic Manga, But When I Tried to Steal His Girlfriend, I Accidentally Hooked Up with Her Twin Sister Instead - Chapter 23

Chapter 23: Uweeei, Otaku-kun, You Watchin’?

Life’s thrown plenty of do-or-die moments at me, but this one’s gotta be the absolute worst crisis yet.

Why? ‘Cause right now I’m standing here with my ass pointed at Otaku-kun while facing down Aoi, who’s holding a stun gun.

And right behind her is Yui, eyes pitch black, glaring daggers at Otaku-kun.

Huh? Wait—what the actual hell is this situation?

No doubt about it—this was a full-on shitshow.

“Nedori-kun… got any last words?”

Aoi asked with this thin little smile. Electricity was already crackling along the stun gun prongs, looking ready to zap me any second.

I’d gotten used to the lie detector shocks and all, but that thing? That was on another level of scary.

A chill shot straight up my spine anyway, but I figured I had to talk my way out of this.

“No no no, hold up—I didn’t steal Otaku-kun or anything! We were just doing a penalty game, that’s all—”

“That’s not the issue here, is it? You’ve been hogging Takuya all day today, right?”

“Hogging?”

“Yeah. Try looking back on your whole day.”

Even if you say that…

But staying quiet would probably just make her zap me, so I started replaying everything from the morning.

“Uh, today… I woke up with Otaku-kun, ate breakfast with Otaku-kun, brushed my teeth with Otaku-kun, went to the bookstore with Otaku-kun, read books at a café with Otaku-kun, hit the sauna and sweated it out with Otaku-kun. Then we shopped at the supermarket with Otaku-kun, did takoyaki party with Otaku-kun, played Daihugou with Otaku-kun, and then Otaku-kun whipped my ass, pretty much?”

When I just listed the facts straight like that, Aoi nodded with total conviction.

“Yup. That’s straight-up stealing him, right?”

“Why?! It’s just friendship!”

“You two are basically dating! The teeth-brushing part’s already kinda gross, casually going to the sauna together is gross, and getting naked together? That’s 100% stealing him!”

“That’s total slander! That’s just how guys are!”

“And that last whip thing? That’s straight-up sexual, no question. Calling that ‘guy friendship’ is a stretch. You really are a pervert, Nedori-kun.”

Why am I the only one getting called a pervert?!

Thinking that, I shot a pleading look over at Yui for backup, but

“Nedori-kun… cheating’s not okay, y’know?”

Yui was coming at me from a whole different angle. She had this vibe like she was about to lock me up again any second.

Damn it. Looks like the only ally I’ve got left is Otaku-kun.

Look—he’s stepping in between me and Aoi, shaking like crazy but still trying to stop her.

“Aoi, if you’re gonna be mad, don’t just blame Nedori-kun—blame me too…”

“Takuya, you too! Why’re you hanging out with some pervert when you’ve got me, your childhood friend? What were our sixteen years together for?”

“Childhood friend stuff and friendship are different things. My feelings for you being important and my feelings for Nedori-kun being important are separate.”

“That’s exactly what stealing him means!”

Looks like Aoi’s anger switched targets to Otaku-kun. Nice one, Otaku-kun. Seriously, thank you.

“Nedori-kun… cheating’s not okay, y’know?”

But the relief didn’t last long.

Now Yui was the one closing in with those pitch-black eyes. She grabbed me in a tight hug and whispered right in my ear.

“Only I get to whip you. Letting anyone else do it? I’m never, ever forgiving that. —Never.”

“Whoa?! That was just a penalty game!”

“You mean a reward, right?”

“No! Please believe me!”

Yui kept that same smile plastered on her face, not changing a bit.

She flicked her eyes over to the side—Aoi had pretty much the same expression.

The twin sisters had us cornered, me and Otaku-kun both.

“First of all, why’re you putting some otaku over me?”

“Why’re you putting that pervert over me, Takuya?”

Their accusing voices echoed through the room.

The fear was so intense we just looked at each other.

“Otaku-kun, run!”

“Yeah!”

We bolted at the same time.

But Aoi had the stun gun, and somehow Yui already had the whip in her hand.

Getting caught was pretty much guaranteed from there.

“Uhyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!”

“Owwowowowowow…”

The moment that shock hit my ass, this electric-like pleasure flooded my brain.

While I was dazed, they grabbed me, and next thing I knew I was lying on the bed.

“Whoa?”

And that familiar feeling around my wrists.

No need to look—I knew it. Handcuffs. Looks like I’d been locked up again.

And right in front of Otaku-kun and Aoi.

Public captivity.

“Whoa?”

But something even more shocking than getting recaptured was happening right in front of me.

Aoi had zapped Otaku-kun with the stun gun, and now she was holding a pair of handcuffs.

“For real?”

Before I could even process it, Aoi snapped one cuff around Otaku-kun’s wrist while he was clutching his head.

Then she locked the other end to the bed frame.

In other words… it was captivity, and

“Otaku-kun?!”

The bed creaked hard, and right next to me Otaku-kun plopped down on his butt.

“……………………”

Now there were two high school guys on the bed, both handcuffed.

We were so close our shoulders were touching. We looked at each other and just gave these weak, bitter smiles.

Guess we both ended up with girlfriends who are way too intense.

But I never thought we’d get locked up together.

“Uweeei, Otaku-kun, you watchin’? Right now your boy’s caught by his girlfriend~”

“Yeah. I’m watching. I’m caught by my childhood friend too.”

“Kinda feels like we’re gonna keep getting along great from now on, huh.”

“Yeah. We’ve got the same hobbies, and now the same situation.”

“Let’s do our best as captivity buddies from here on out.”

“Yeah!”

We shook hands with our free hands.

And just like that, day six of captivity came to a close.

Now the room had Otaku-kun and Aoi added to the lineup—strong additions, but the noise level was gonna be something else.

Still… the stun gun’s going way too far, right? The whip and lie detector are already bad enough, but the stun gun’s on another level of insane.

So hey… maybe stop pointing that thing at people? Like, for real. Seriously, for real, please stop……

“Uwoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”

Golden Week day six ended with more screaming echoing through my house.

Sorry, neighbors. For real.