I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me.

Chapter 37: Which One Do You Like, Onii-chan?

After buying my clothes, it was time to look for Umi and Shigure’s outfits.

They say that women take a long time to shop, but that wasn’t the case for us.

Umi and Shigure looked at various outfits and discussed them, and then they asked for my opinion.

Well, I don’t have a sense of fashion, so I just honestly told them whether the clothes suited them or not. But since they were beautiful girls, everything looked good on them, so I ended up just saying, “It suits you” like a BOT.

“Onii-chan, don’t you have any other comments? Like how it suits me or what image you have of me in that outfit?”

“Umi, you’re both beautiful and cute, so everything suits you. If you want a comment, bring something unusual that doesn’t suit you. Then I might have something to say.”

“Hearing that doesn’t make me feel bad, but… how about this, then?”

Umi showed me what she was wearing… a sweater that could kill virgins.

“That… you can’t wear that outside, right?”

“Of course not. But what do you think, Onii-chan? Do you think it suits me? Do you want me to wear it? It shows off my back, and the front reveals my cleavage and sides.”

I couldn’t help but imagine Umi wearing it… yeah, it would be devastatingly sexy.

“Ah… I think it suits you, and I want you to wear it, but… it might destroy my reason…”

“Okay, okay! Then I’ll buy it! But what should I wear on the bottom? Should I not wear any pants? Wearing a skirt doesn’t seem right either, does it?”

“I don’t know! I’ve never seen anyone wear something like that in real life!”

“Onii-chan, I’m asking what you want me to do.”

“…I’ll leave it to you, Umi.”

“Come on, you’re not helping! I’m asking how I should wear it to awaken your beast! Please answer properly, or I’ll be troubled!”

“…If you wear that, you won’t be wearing a bra, right? Wearing a skirt doesn’t seem right either… at this point, I’m confident that anything will awaken my beast…”

“I see. If you wear pants, it should be something with a small area. Let’s look for that later.”

Umi put the sweater back and went to look for something else.

Then, Shigure approached me.

“Yuki, how about this?”

Shigure showed me a Gothic Lolita outfit, commonly known as “Gosurori.”

The design was mainly black, with red accents that made the outfit stand out. The neckline was daringly low, and the skirt had frills.

“I think it suits you well with your red hair, Shigure, but… are you going to wear it outside? I didn’t expect you to bring something like this.”

“I think I suit more mature styles, but I thought it would be nice to try something cute and tease you with it. I could wear it outside, but it takes a bit of courage.”

“It’s a combination of cute and sexy… Well, whether you wear it outside or not is up to you, Shigure, but I think it looks good.”

“Does it excite you?”

“…Well… yeah…”

“That’s a lukewarm reaction.”

“I do want to see you wear it, Shigure, but I wasn’t looking at it from that perspective.”

“Don’t you want to turn black into white?”

“…It would be a pain to wash.”

“Why are you being so realistic? Just answer what you want without worrying about that.”

“…Well… I think it would excite me.”

“Hmm? Then I’ll buy it.”

Shigure frowned as she looked at the price tag.

“It’s a bit out of my budget…”

“The design is intricate, and it does look expensive. How much is it?”

Shigure showed me the price tag… yeah, it was quite expensive. It was in the four digits, but it was still a significant amount.

“If I buy this, I won’t have much left for lingerie…”

“How about I pay half? I can’t afford the full amount either.”

“Really?”

“Well… to be honest, I want to see you wear it, and I want to take a picture and set it as my phone wallpaper.”

“Oh? If you say so, let’s buy it. If it’s too much, I’ll rely on your magic card for the lingerie. I also want to buy garter belts to match this outfit.”

“…Please don’t get me in trouble. I’ll help within a reasonable range.”

“If you get scolded, I’ll apologize with you.”

“Why is there even a section like this in this store? I thought it was just a regular clothing store.”

“I found a corner called ‘Enchanting Costumes to Captivate Men,’ and Umi and I were looking at various outfits there. Look over there.”

I followed Shigure’s finger and saw the corner she was talking about… and there was even a description: ‘Awaken the beast in men with little reaction! With these outfits, even the men close to you will fall for your charm ♡’… Why did they create such a corner…

“It’s easy to destroy your reason, Yuki, but if you don’t become a beast, it’s gonna be a problem.”

“Why are you telling me this directly…?”

“As a husband, you should help your wife when she’s troubled, right?”

“I-I’ll do my best… Hey, go pay for it!”

I handed my wallet to Shigure, and she reluctantly headed towards the cashier.

I hoped I had managed to divert the topic…

From a distance, I watched their movements. Umi had joined Shigure at the cashier.

I couldn’t hear what they were talking about, but I had offered to pay half the price, so I expected them to pay in cash. However, it looked like they were trying to use my magic card for the payment… Was I just imagining things? Someone, please use a Trap Card to emergency escape my wallet!

After finishing the payment, the two of them returned with smiling faces.

“Onii-chan, we’re done!”

“Now, Yuki, let’s go look at lingerie!”

“Hey, wait! Didn’t you just use my magic card for the payment?”

“Onii-chan, if you get scolded, we’ll apologize together, so don’t worry.”

“If we all apologize together, she’ll definitely forgive you.”

“Why are you guys so sure I’ll get scolded?”

“Come on, let’s go! We’ll choose sexy lingerie for you, Onii-chan!”

“We also want to get stockings to match the Gosurori outfit. If we put all this together, your beast will surely awaken, Yuki.”

Ignoring my protests, the two of them walked out of the store…

I sighed and followed them with my shoulders slumped.