I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 36: Shopping and the First Man I've Ever Seen

Chapter 36: Shopping and the First Man I’ve Ever Seen

Umi, Shigure, and I arrived at the shopping mall.

On the way here, we occasionally drew glances from people, but not as much attention as I had expected. Perhaps because it was unusual for a man to be walking outside, we weren’t as noticeable as I thought we would be.

“So, where is the store we’re looking for?”

“It’s on the fourth floor. Since we’re here, I want to look at some clothes too, so keep that in mind.”

“Aye aye.”

“I want to look at lingerie too. Onii-chan, I want you to choose something for me.”

“Oh, that’s a good idea. I’ll wear whatever you like, Yuki.”

“…Today, my reason will be destroyed again, won’t it?”

“It’s the same as always. You may say otherwise, but your body is honest.”

“You should really get rid of that shyness. You should be used to it by now since we take baths together every day.”

“…If I didn’t react to being tempted by two beautiful girls, my son would be dead. And if that happened, you two would be troubled, right?”

“That’s why we’re buying lingerie, so you don’t become like that. Men get more excited by thin clothing than by being naked, right? Let’s also look at babydolls today.”

“While we’re at it, let’s stop by a cosplay shop too. They might not have nipple pasties, but it would be fun to tease you in a different outfit, right? Tell me what you like, and I’ll wear it for you.”

Fuu… It seemed that my angel of reason would fail me again today…

Lately, I’ve been thinking that the angel of reason in my mind used to be a cute, deformed angel, but lately, she’s become strangely realistic. She’s gained a bit of meat, her clothes are more revealing, and she’s become more erotic… Also, the halo above her head is a little discolored, isn’t it? Even her wings seem to be turning black…

It won’t be long before she falls… From the beginning, she’s been glancing at the beast of desire with a flushed face…

“Alright, I won’t resist. But if I do, please don’t take too much time.”

“That depends on you, Onii-chan.”

“Yes, we don’t have that much money, and if you willingly say that you like something, we can finish quickly, right?”

“…I’ll do my best, so let’s get shopping.”

Saying so, I cut off the conversation. No matter what I did, I didn’t think I could win against these two, so it was better to just get it over with.

Then we arrived at the store on the fourth floor, where men’s clothing was said to be sold.

As I looked around the store, I saw a man for the first time since coming to this world.

There were two groups of people with men. One group consisted of two women and one man, and the man seemed flustered by the clothes the women were bringing him. The women were trying on clothes for him to see if they suited him, but the man seemed to dislike all of them or just wanted to get it over with quickly.

The other group seemed to be one man and three women. The man was being very aggressive towards the women, and his voice could be heard from where we were.

“Hurry up and bring them! I don’t care about clothes!”

“But you need clothes to go outside! You don’t really want to go outside, do you?! Fine, then! Hurry up and bring them! You idiot!”

“I-I’m sorry. I’ll bring them right away!”

The man was yelling at one of the women, who then hurriedly instructed the other two.

“So, those kinds of guys really exist…”

“You see them a lot. Onii-chan, please don’t become like that, okay?”

“I won’t. I couldn’t treat Umi and Shigure like that.”

“Yes, I can’t imagine you becoming like that now. But it’s okay to be a bit more assertive in bed, you know?”

“Yeah, Onii-chan is a bit too passive, and I wish he had a bit more wildness in him.”

“…Sigh… Well, let’s see if they have any sportswear.”

To get away from that scene, I started walking towards the inside of the store.

“You coward…”

“We still have time, and I’ll keep destroying your reason every day, so rest assured.”

Pretending not to hear their words, I walked ahead and approached a staff member.

“Excuse me.”

“Yes… Eh?!”

“I’m looking for men’s sportswear. Where can I find it?”

The staff member seemed surprised that I had spoken to her. Did I do something wrong?

“Sorry, please don’t mind him. He’s like this. Anyway, where can I find men’s sportswear?”

“Am I being treated like Shigure’s child…?”

“Just go along with it for now. We don’t want to cause any unnecessary trouble, do we?”

“Well, that’s true… Fine, I’ll leave it to you, Shigure.”

“That’s right. It’ll be easier that way.”

“Eh, um… Men’s sportswear is over here. Please follow me.”

The staff member led us to the shelf where the sportswear was displayed.

“This is the sportswear section. Sorry, but do you know your size?”

“No, I’m sorry, but could I borrow a measuring tape?”

“Of course. I’ll bring it right away.”

The staff member went to get a measuring tape, and in the meantime, I decided to browse the designs and prices.

“The designs are fine, but the prices vary a lot.”

“Yes, compared to women’s clothing, men’s clothing seems a bit more expensive.”

“Well, there probably isn’t much demand for men’s sportswear.”

“Apparently, men do exercise, but I don’t know where they do it.”

“What do they do in PE class in high school, then?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never seen a boy exercising in middle school, at least.”

“…I don’t like the idea of being unable to participate in the only class I can properly take part in.”

“If you ask, you might be able to participate. Let’s ask when you get to high school.”

“Sorry to keep you waiting. Here you go.”

The staff member returned with the measuring tape.

Shigure took the measuring tape from her and quickly measured my size.

“I’ve got your size. Thank you very much.”

“No problem. If you need anything else, please let us know.”

Shigure returned the measuring tape to the staff member, who then discreetly moved away from us.

“That’s unexpected. I thought she would be more involved in serving us.”

“Usually, they would be, but when there’s a man, they don’t interact as much. They don’t want to risk stimulating the man and causing trouble for the store. Anyway, we’ll choose your clothes for you, Onii-chan, so it’s fine, right?”

“Yeah, I trust your sense of style more than mine. I’ll leave it to you.”

“Leave it to us!”

With their advice, I chose some sportswear, and while we were at it, they also helped me pick out a few other outfits. After making our purchases, we left the store.