I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 223: No Way!

Chapter 223: No Way!

“A single rose swarmed by beasts in a massive melee! Is Oyodo-kun’s chastity safe!?”

Jitsuri-senpai’s having a blast commentating, but I’m in no position to enjoy this.

“Hey!? Why’re they pushing from behind!?”

“Ughhh! I’m no good at physical stuff, and this pressure’s crushing—ugh!?”

Red Team’s pressing from the front, White Team from behind, squashing us.

Our cavalry can’t hold together.

Airi and Alice, overwhelmed, let the formation collapse, clinging to me.

I’m crushed from all sides… it’s painful, but… why do these girls smell so good?

Their bodies press against me, their soft chests right up against me.

Pain and bliss coexist in this moment!

As I’m thinking this, a girl diagonally in front buries her face in my neck—

“Haaa! Oyodo-kun’s sweat is wild! I could get off on this smell alone!!”

“I’m doing it too! Sniff… haaa… sniff… haaa… Marvelous!”

The girl at my neck starts rubbing her head against me, getting all worked up.

Another girl joins in, burying her face too.

It’s a bit embarrassing to be sniffed… but! If they’re clinging and sniffing me, can’t I do the same? Maybe bury my face in their chests… I deserve that right!

I start to lean down, but—

“You… horny bitches! Get off my Yuki!”

Shigure, instead of grabbing headbands, starts smacking the girls’ heads with her fists.

“Ow, ow, ow!”

“Hey! Hitting the cavalry is a foul!”

“You’re the ones lusting after my Yuki, bitches!”

As Shigure rages, smacking the cavalry, the broadcast catches on—

“Oh my! From here, it looks like Oyodo-kun’s wife is hitting the cavalry, not the headbands! Or… is no one even aiming for headbands, just swarming Oyodo-kun? Teachers and student council, shouldn’t you step in!?”

As Jitsuri-senpai speaks, student council members rush in, pulling girls away from the outside.

“Stop! Stop! Halt! We’re pausing the event!”

“Get off him!”

Teachers join in, calming the chaos, and Sarina reaches me.

“Okay, stop, stop! Girls clinging to Yuki-kun, let go!”

Sarina wedges between me and the girls, leading our cavalry out.

“Phew… feels like it got cooler all of a sudden.”

“That… was rough…”

“I thought I’d be crushed by a wall of flesh…”

Once we’re out, we lower Shigure and dismantle the cavalry.

For me, it was pain mixed with bliss, but Airi and Alice look exhausted.

“You okay, Yuki-kun?”

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

Sarina looks at me worriedly, but I’m good.

As I wonder what’s next, the four of us are taken to the broadcast booth and told to wait.

Sarina heads to talk with the teachers.

Meanwhile, Jitsuri-senpai keeps the broadcast going.

“Wow, Oyodo-kun, that was intense. No injuries?”

“Nah, I’m good.”

“You’re the same after that? Nothing happened in that close contact?”

“Not really?”

“They buried their faces in your neck.”

“Yukki got sniffed hard.”

“My beloved, you need more… chastity, or crisis awareness, or something.”

To me, it’s just a bit embarrassing, but Shigure, Airi, and Alice think it’s a big deal.

“Hoh? Mind if I recreate that situation?”

“Sure, no prob—‘No way!’”

Tch.

As we talk, Sarina returns and speaks into the mic.

“The recent event failed to function as a competition due to participants swarming a boy, so it’s voided. We’ll redo the cavalry battle.”

Yeah, figures.

A redo makes sense.

“But to avoid a repeat, Oyodo-kun’s cavalry will be excluded from the rematch.”

“““What!?”””

“Aw…”

That’s harsh, getting left out…

“No ‘aw’ about it.”

“Yukki, you wanna go back in there?”

“My beloved… another round of that is too much…”

Shigure, Airi, and Alice jump on my sad mumble.

It’s not just me—the crowd’s upset too—

“My chance to get close to him!!”

“That’s unfair!”

“Does the president have that authority!?”

Boos echo, but Sarina shuts them down.

“The sports festival is about pure sportsmanship. Taking advantage of a boy’s participation for selfish actions is unacceptable!”

Guess she’s got a point…

“And to prevent further incidents, Oyodo Yuki-kun is banned from all remaining events!”

“What!? Hold on, Sarina! I’ve only got the relay left!”

“If girls crash into you on purpose during the relay, you could get hurt! You could’ve been injured in that cavalry battle! It’s too late after you’re hurt, so no more events!”

“My sports festival…”

“Just accept it. Let’s go back to class.”

“Yukki, give it up.”

“My beloved, let’s return to our sanctuary.”

Shigure, Airi, and Alice drag me back to our class, and I spend the rest of the festival quietly watching…