I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 222: Feast of the Beasts

Chapter 222: Feast of the Beasts

In the end, Airi claims my lap, Shigure sulks beside me while eating, and after lunch, Shigure, Sakura, and Airi stick to me like glue to keep others away.

After lunch, it’s time for the cheer squad’s performance, so I head to the broadcast booth with Airi as my escort.

“Here we go, break’s over, and the afternoon session begins! Oyodo-kun, did you get enough rest? Rumor has it your wives were all over you, glaring at anyone who got close!”

“…Not sure about the glaring, but they were definitely glued to me.”

“I see. So, miss wife, no plans to share Oyodo-kun with everyone?”

“Nah, my classmates alone are a handful. Lending Yukki to the whole school? No way, impossible!”

“How about marrying the entire school, Oyodo-kun?”

“Uh, the whole school’s a bit much…”

“Fair, you’ve got your type. How about a matchmaking session with just big-chested, long-haired girls, like you mentioned this morning?”

“Well, that might—‘No way!’”

WHACK!

Airi smacks my head with a paper fan.

“…Why do you have one of those, Airi?”

“It’s a must-have to be Yukki’s wife! Say dumb stuff, and I’m dragging you away!”

“Airi… you’ve changed. You didn’t used to say that.”

“You changed me, Yukki! I don’t wanna lose my time with you, so I’m shutting that down!”

“Well, looks like his wives have him on lockdown, so no matchmaking! Sorry, girls who asked me to negotiate with Oyodo-kun!”

“““Aww…”””

So it was a request from someone, not Jitsuri-senpai’s idea.

“Alright! Super, super unfortunate, but back to the sports festival! Before the afternoon events, let’s watch the cheer squad’s performance!”

I’m pretty bummed too, but whining will just get me dragged off by Airi, so I’ll behave…

I watch the cheer squad from the broadcast booth, then commentate the next events with Jitsuri-senpai before heading to prepare for the cavalry battle with Airi.

“Here you are, Yuki.”

“Kukuku, my beloved! The time has come! Let’s show our might on the battlefield!”

Shigure and Alice are waiting, ready for the cavalry battle.

Our team: me, Airi, Alice, and Shigure.

“Here we go! Next up, the cavalry battle! Watch these fierce girls clash!”

As Jitsuri-senpai commentates, we form our cavalry: me in front, Alice and Airi behind, Shigure as the rider.

“And in this fierce clash, a single rose blooms—Oyodo-kun joins the fray!!”

“““Kyaaa!!!”””

A rose? Really…?

“Should’ve joined the cavalry battle!”

“A legal chance to cling to Oyodo-kun!”

“Can we swap players now!?”

“Ugh, I could’ve basked in Oyodo-kun’s scent!”

As I tune into the crowd’s cheers, Shigure taps my head.

“Yuki, let’s switch. I’ll be the rider.”

“Why?”

“You’re in danger down there.”

“I’m fine. Even if girls tackle me, I’ll hold strong.”

“That’s not it. Horny bitches will rub their scent on you.”

“No big deal.”

“It is a big deal!”

“Then grab their headbands quick. They’ll leave the field after.”

“…Fine. But dodge so they don’t rub their scent on you.”

“Don’t ask the impossible… You can overwrite it later, right?”

“Horny bitch scent is strong and lingers.”

“Is that so…”

It’s a cavalry battle—clashing is the point, so cut me some slack.

“Looks like they’re ready! Cavalry battle… Start!!”

BANG!

At the signal, I charge forward.

No strategy, just aiming to take down the Red Team’s cavalry ahead.

Their riders are coming at us… all of them!!

“Oyodo-kun!!”

“Let’s fight!”

“I’m getting to the front!!”

Getting surrounded by every cavalry is bad, right…?

“Wait! Yuki! Get back!”

“Yukki, retreat, retreat!”

“My beloved, fall back!”

I try to stop and retreat, but it’s too late…

Multiple cavalries slam into me.

“Hyaha! It’s Oyodo-kun!”

“Surround him, surround him! Don’t miss this!”

“Sniff, haaa… This is the scent of happiness!!”

The front girls press their bodies against me.

“Oh my! Oyodo-kun’s surrounded by beasts!! His wife-rider’s desperately trying to grab headbands, but the Red Team riders dodge, dodge, dodge!!”

As Jitsuri-senpai says, the cavalries are pressed against me, but their riders avoid Shigure’s attempts, focusing only on dodging.

“Ugh! Get away from Yuki!”

“Want us gone? Take our headbands!”

As Shigure flails, our White Team isn’t just watching.

Other White Team cavalries circle us, probably planning to use me as bait to grab Red Team headbands.

“Raaah! Let me cling to Oyodo-kun!”

“I wanna smell him too!”

“Let me bury my face in his butt!!”

…They’re not here to grab headbands, are they?