I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 217: Commentary! Commentary?

Chapter 217: Commentary! Commentary?

“Here we go! The sports festival’s underway! First up is the obstacle course! Lanes 1, 3, and 5 are Red Team; lanes 2, 4, and 6 are White Team!”

The first event is the obstacle course.

The setup: navigate obstacles, run half a lap around the field, pass the baton to the next runner, who does another half-lap to the finish. Pairs from each team tackle the course together, but the obstacles are pretty intense.

First, the dizzy bat—spin around ten times with the bat’s handle on your forehead, then run, jump hurdles, climb a five-meter net, hop in a sack, and finally sprint ten meters to pass the baton. It’s tough!

“There’s a lot of obstacles, huh?”

“Yup! Spinning right off the bat messes with people, so it’s hard to predict who’ll win.”

“The sack-hopping part… that’s like the caterpillar race, right? Looks rough.”

“Exactly! That part’s a real stamina drain. Looks like the runners are ready, so let’s go!”

BANG!

As Jitsuri-senpai cues, a staff member fires the starter pistol.

“Runners start spinning with the dizzy bat! Lanes 3 and 4 are spinning faster than the rest! Can their inner ears handle it!? They finish spinning and take off—oh no! Both 3 and 4 crash! That’s a big loss! Meanwhile, the others finish spinning and stumble forward! They’re wobbling but pushing ahead! Next up: hurdle jumps! Can they clear them in this dizzy state!?”

…Do I even need to commentate?

Jitsuri-senpai’s got this covered, doesn’t she?

“Now, special guest Oyodo-kun! Who do you think’ll take first?”

…Talk about a curveball.

“Uh, tough call, but lane 5’s in the lead with a steady run.”

“Hmm, good pick! Lane 5’s Red Team, but your White Team’s falling behind. No cheer for them?”

“Right… Go, White Team!!”

“We’re commentators, so cheering just for White’s unfair. Give Red some love too.”

“Fair point… Don’t give up, Red Team!!”

“Yup, both teams, keep it up! By the way, which runner’s your type, Oyodo-kun?”

“My type? Uh, maybe lanes 1 and 4?”

“Oho! Rumor has it you like big chests, and lanes 1 and 4 fit the bill! Anything else you’re into?”

“Else? Hmm… long hair, maybe?”

“Nice, new info! Now that you mention it, all your wives have long hair. The wife here’s got gorgeous long hair too—must be a pain to maintain.”

“Yeah, Shigure’s hair is beautiful, so I’m always careful when I dry it for her.”

“You dry her hair?”

“Yup, just when we bathe together, not every time.”

“Whoa!? Together!? How many times a week?”

“Every day.”

“Every day!?”

“Well, not with everyone at once, but different people each time.”

“Wow! Keeping it fair, huh?”

“Yeah, I don’t wanna favor anyone, so if we can’t bathe together, we sleep together to balance it out.”

“You sleep together too!? Do you ever get alone time?”

“Come to think of it, no.”

“No stress from that?”

“Nope, not so far.”

“Impressive! You guys are super tight! But, being together 24/7, don’t you ever get… pent-up? No fights over who gets you?”

“Well, we try to keep it fair—‘That’s enough!’ Mmph!”

I was answering Jitsuri-senpai’s questions casually when Shigure covered my mouth.

“Ugh! Missus, we were getting to the good part!”

“That’s sexual harassment. No more questions like that.”

“Argh! Stopped at the juiciest bit…”

“Do your job and commentate.”

…Right, we’re supposed to be commentating the obstacle course.

I got totally sidetracked by Jitsuri-senpai.

Looking at the runners, they’ve all finished and are staring at us.

“Tch… Alright! First place goes to lane 6, White Team! Second to lane 3, Red Team! Third to lane 1, Red Team! Points are 10 for first, 5 for second, 3 for third, so White Team takes a slight lead!”

She was asking all that while keeping an eye on the race…

I was so focused on answering, I didn’t watch at all.

“Yuki, say anything extra next time, and I’ll shut your mouth with mine.”

Personally, I’d be all for that, but I can’t slack on the commentary job, so I’ll let Jitsuri-senpai lead and do my best…