I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 181: Distortion

Chapter 181: Distortion

Heavy.

My body… feels heavy…

After the sisters were taken away by Sakura, Umi and Shigure went all out on draining me.

Even though I thought I had nothing left, my body apparently had other ideas.

I blacked out afterward, but… I don’t think I got much sleep.

Despite all that, when I woke up in the morning, my vegetable was standing tall, ready for harvest.

“It’s just a natural bodily function!” I tried to reason, but my words fell on deaf ears as they continued to drain me dry.

After breakfast, I took a shower, and we were supposed to head to the studio… but, “It’s easier to clean up in the bath!” they said, and even in the car, “It’s boring during the ride, right?” as they munched away on my vegetable.

Thanks to that, I feel like I have several sages residing within me right now.

In my daze, my body was shaken, and after Umi and Shigure dressed me in pants, I stepped outside. We had arrived at the filming studio.

“Yu-Yuki-kun, are you okay? You look really pale… Did something happen?”

“N-Naru-san… There’s still time before the shoot, right…?”

“Y-Yeah, there is. Do you need to rest?”

“Yeah… Sorry, but can I sleep for a bit…?”

“Of course, but there’s no bed, just that couch over there.”

“That’s more than enough. Thank you…”

Without a second thought, I collapsed onto the nearest couch with no backrest.

“Even Onii-chan ends up like this when he’s drained that much.”

“We may have overdone it.”

“You two! Mou~! You clearly harvested more than I did!”

“Just how much did you squeeze out of Yukki… This is too much. Hey, Yukki, come here, I’ll give you a lap pillow.”

Airi gently lifted my upper body and placed my head on her lap.

If I stay like this, I might actually fall into a deep sleep…

“Umi-chan, Shigure-chan, as punishment for overdoing it, go buy something nutritious for Yuki-kun. Otherwise, we won’t be able to film.”

“…Fine, we’ll listen to the she-cat big sister this time.”

“Alright, we’ll leave Yuki to you.”

With that, I heard Umi and Shigure’s footsteps moving away from me.

“Judging by the state of the car, you really went through a lot, huh? Good job, Yukki.”

“Airi-chan, what exactly happened in the car?”

“U-Uh, well! That’s… Aashi can’t really say…”

“Hmm, I see. I just hope he recovers before the shoot. He even has dark circles under his eyes… I’ll let the makeup team know to cover them up.”

With that, Naru-san walked away as well.

“Yukki, you gonna be okay today?”

“I promised, so I’ll do my best. How much time do I have left?”

“About 30 minutes.”

“Wake me up five minutes before…”

“Gotcha!”

I closed my eyes, letting my consciousness drift—

BANG!

!?

A loud noise jolted me awake—it sounded like someone forcefully kicked open the door.

“Hey! Where’s Naru!?”

…Who was that again?

Ah… Kirisame something or other…

“Ugh, why now of all times…”

“Who was that guy again? Kiri-something, right?”

“Kirisame Reiji.”

“Kirigirisu (grasshopper)?”

“Pfft… Yukki, you’re really saying that?”

“My brain isn’t functioning properly right now. I barely understood what I just said myself.”

“Oi, Airi! What are you doing!?”

“Ugh, he found me…”

“I really wanted to sleep…”

“Oh, it’s that scrawny-looking guy from last time. You look even more pathetic today.”

“Yeah, today’s Yukki is definitely looking weak.”

“If this isn’t considered weak, I’d be a monster.”

“More importantly, why are you letting Airi give you a lap pillow? Don’t just use my wife like that!”

“She’s not your wife, Kirigirisu. When will you get that through your thick skull?”

“Who the hell is Kirigirisu!? I already told you, you can have that woman! Now get off Airi and switch places with her!”

Saying that, Kirigirisu pushed the same girl from before toward me.

“R-Reiji-sama! I am your wife!”

“Then just annul it. Now switch places already.”

“How could you!?”

“I’ve told you so many times—people aren’t objects to be exchanged. You seriously have no brain, which is why I call you Kirigirisu. Do you even have a functioning mind?”

“You bastard… How far do you intend to mock me! Airi, get away from that man this instant!”

“Shouldn’t you be looking for Luna-san? You had business with her, didn’t you?”

“Tch! That’s right. Airi, make sure you’re not near that pathetic man when I get back!”

With that, Kirigirisu stomped off further inside.

Several women trailed after him, but the one he had tried to “exchange” gave me a sharp glare before following.

“Finally, he’s gone…”

“Airi, that guy really causes you trouble, huh?”

“You too, Yukki.”

“Yeah… Poor girl, though. I wonder why she even became his wife.”

“Not sure why she married him, but I know her background.”

“Oh? Tell me.”

“She used to be an idol. But after marrying that guy, she switched to being a fashion model. She was pretty popular, so she thought she could make it as a model too. But you know how it is—idols who suddenly get married tend to lose a lot of fans. She lost a huge chunk of her support base, and now she’s struggling.”

“Life doesn’t always go as planned, huh?”

“Right? I wonder if I’d lose popularity too if I got married.”

“Not sure. Models and idols are different. You might be fine.”

“Maybe~? Well, I don’t plan on getting married, anyway.”

“Until then, Kirigirisu will keep chirping ‘Marriage, marriage’ at you.”

“Pfft! That phrasing is killing me!”

“Anyway, I’m fully awake now. Let’s move before Kirigirisu comes back to chirp again.”

“Should we just head to the dressing room? I’ll keep giving you a lap pillow until it’s time.”

“Appreciate it. Let’s go.”