I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 180: Where Do I Even Start?

Chapter 180: Where Do I Even Start?

<SIDE Airi>

Today is a workday.
Having a shift right in the middle of a five-day break kinda sucks.
It makes it feel like the five-day break is split into two two-day breaks, which is a total loss.
At least if it were the first or last day, it wouldn’t be so bad.

With that slightly gloomy mood, I arrived at STUDIO LUNA, sat on a chair near the entrance, and started fiddling with my phone while waiting.

“Oh my, Airi-chan, you’re already here.”

Luna-san spotted me and walked over.

“Luna-san, hey there!”

“Hello. You didn’t come with Yuki-kun today?”

“Nope, we’re coming separately today.”

“I wonder if Yuki-kun will show up.”

“He will, for sure.”

“But boys tend to be unreliable, don’t they?”

“I get what you mean, Luna-san… Want me to call him just in case?”

“If you wouldn’t mind? There’s still time, but I can’t help but worry.”

She’s overreacting, but just to be safe, I pulled out my phone and made a call.

Pururururu…

“Hello?”

“Oh! Hello—wait, you’re not Yukki? You’re ShiguShigu.”

“That’s right. What’s up?”

“Luna-san is worried whether Yukki will make it, so I called to check!”

“He’s on his way, don’t worry.”

“Oh, good! Yukki’s still alive, right?”

“What kind of nonsense is that? Of course, he’s alive. Ah, hold on, I’ll pass you over.”

Pass me over? To Yukki?

“Hello, Airi-san?”

Huh? This voice is—

“Hmm? UmiUmi?”

“Yes, it’s me.”

“Why UmiUmi? What about Yukki?”

“Onii-chan is busy right now, feeding nutrients to his vegetable.”

“Vegetable? What do you mean?”

“He’s feeding nutrients to his vegetable, while Shigure-nee, Mesu-Neko-neesama, and I are harvesting them.”

“?… I don’t understand even a bit of that.”

“No need for Airi-san to worry. Anyway, we’re on our way.”

“How soon will you be here?”

“We’re almost there.”

“Oh, are you coming by car?”

“Yes, we’re in a car.”

“Gotcha, gotcha! I’ll be waiting!”

“Okay.”

I ended the call and turned to Luna-san.

“They’re on their way.”

“Oh, that’s good.”

“By the way, Luna-san, Yukki is apparently feeding nutrients to his vegetable, and the others are harvesting them… Do you have any idea what that means?”

“What? Are they playing some kind of game?”

“Oh! Maybe it’s a game!”

So on the way here, Yukki was too focused on his game, so ShiguShigu and UmiUmi answered instead?
Yeah, that makes sense!

As we chatted and waited for another couple of minutes, I heard a car stop in front of the store.

“Could that be them?”

“Let’s check it out!”

Luna-san and I headed toward the entrance—

“Oh my…”

“Whoa! A limousine!? I’ve never seen one up close before!”

“My, my… Whose car is this?”

Good question.
Who would show up in a limo?

As I pondered, the limo door opened, and out stepped—

“Oh, Airi-chan, hello.”

“Huh? SakuSaku?”

“Yes, it’s me.”

“This limo belongs to your family?”

“Yes, I stayed at my parents’ place last night.”

“Oh, gotcha! So you’re not with Yukki and the others?”

“No, I am. They’re still inside…”

“For real!? I wanna see the inside too!”

“Well, you have seen it a few times before. Go ahead.”

“…? This is my first time looking inside a limo, though?”

“That’s not what I meant, but… Anyway, take a look. It might take a little longer, though.”

“I don’t get it, but okay! Excuse meee!”

I opened the limo door and looked inside—

“Whoa! It’s so fancy and clea—… H-H-H-Hold up! What the hell!?”

Inside the ridiculously luxurious limo, Yukki was sitting with his pants down…
And ShiguShigu had that in her mouth.

“Oh, Airi-san, hello.”
“Mmgh, mmgh… What’s wrong, Airi?”

UmiUmi spoke casually as always, while ShiguShigu, still sucking on it, turned to greet me.

“NO NO NO NO! What are you guys doing!?”

“What? Can’t you tell just by looking? I’m eating Yuki’s splendid vegetable.”

“LIKE HELL I CAN TELL! What are you doing in a limo!?”

“We’re harvesting Yuki’s vegetables before they overgrow.”
“Even though we harvested so much yesterday, by morning, there was another full harvest. It’s so bountiful, we’re struggling here.”

“H-Harvesting… That’s what you meant!? W-Wait, wait, I can’t process this…”

“Just one more harvest and we’ll be done. Wait a little longer.”
“Airi-san, would you like to watch? Just watching is fine.”

“I-I-I, ah, uhh…”

“‘I-I-I ah’… Is that a yes? Oh, I see, so you do like this stuff.”
“Airi acts all innocent, but deep down, she’s a total perv.”

“NO! That’s not—! Yukki! Say something! Yukki!? Yukki!?”

Looking closely, Yukki was staring at the ceiling, completely unresponsive.

“Onii-chan is sleeping, so give him a bit.”
“We’ll be done soon, just wait there. Mmgh, mmh…”

With that, ShiguShigu resumed harvesting Yukki’s vegetable…

“…What even is this situation…”

I could only stare in stunned silence as the harvesting continued.