How I Ended Up with an Extreme Yandere Landmine Beauty When I Asked to Hang Out with My Best Friend's Sister to Get Better at Talking to Girls

Chapter 29: Getting Even More Lovey-Dovey While Sandwiched Between Yandere Big-Breasted Girls

While letting the landmine-type big-breasted beautiful girls cling to both of my arms, we arrived at the amusement park that was known as a hangout spot for normies.

It wasn’t as popular as a theme park compared to the ones in Tokyo or Chiba, but it was a decent local amusement park loved by the townspeople.
It was always lively, and on holidays it got so crowded with families and couples that you could barely move.

And into that kind of amusement park, I was walking in with two beautiful (landmine) girls hanging off both my arms—an absolutely disastrous sight.

When I asked for “three high-school-student tickets” at the ticket booth, the older sister working there sold them to us with the dead eyes of a fish that had long since stopped moving.

“So exciting, isn’t it, Ryoya-san? ♡”
“Ryoya-senpai… which ride should we go on first?”

No way—are you two serious?!
Even though we’ve been getting cold stares from everyone around us this whole time, you’re acting like this is just normal amusement-park fun energy!
My brain has been on the verge of boiling from the ridiculous size and warmth of your chests pressing against me since earlier, you know!?

“Mama, what’s that—?”
“Hey! You’re not supposed to look at… Wait, no, sorry. Actually, go ahead and look closely—burn that image into your eyes. That right there is the ultra-pervy couple before they turn 3● (beep). When you grow up to be a real man, you should aim to get that big too.”
“Okay! Got it, Mama!”

See? It already looks like terrible education for the kids.

As a guy, part of me honestly didn’t want them to stop, but if I let these two keep dominating both my arms like this any longer, things were going to get way too embarrassing in all sorts of ways.

Besides, the whole point of coming here was to train for dating, right? If we stayed stuck in this harem-manga-style sandwich situation that would never happen in real life, then what was even the point…?

“Um, hey, both of you!”

““Yes?””

“I-I was thinking… if we stay like this the whole time, with both of you glued to me, then even if we’re together it won’t really count as date practice, and it won’t make any sense for that heart-pounding-whatever contest either, right?”

I gathered my courage and made the suggestion to them.

“…Well, that’s true. But Ryoya-senpai, please don’t worry about it.”
“I am worried! The stares from everyone around us are intense!”
“It’s fine, isn’t it, Ryoya-san? ♡ It makes you look like a total playboy, and that’s so cool and so you ♡”

Well… sure, from the outside it might look like some popular-guy setup, but in reality it was completely different.

“Anyway… could you maybe stop clinging to me like that…?”

I swallowed down my regret and chose to prioritize basic decency.
If two big-breasted girls were hanging off me from both sides in a public place like this, it wouldn’t be strange at all if we got banned for life.

“Okayyy~ Then let’s stop the clinging.”

Phew… Thank goodness.
Even Adzuki Ri seemed to understand how I felt.

Sure, it felt a little suspicious how unusually understanding she was being, but finally we could have a normal date.

The moment I relaxed, thinking that—something smoothly slid and wrapped around my finger.

“Huh? W-Wait!”

Just as Adzuki Ri’s body pulled away from my arm, the next second her finger sensually slipped and coiled around mine with a slick motion.

This way of interlocking fingers… no way!

“Hehe. Sooo~ If clinging is no good… then how about we do the lover’s grip instead? ♡”

If clinging is off-limits, then just hold hands like lovers—what a modern-day Marie Antoinette version of Adzuki Ri.

No! That’s still way too lovey-dovey in a completely different direction!?

“That sounds good… If clinging is off the table, then I’ll do that too.”

Even Maya-na joined in!?

“H-Hey! Don’t copy her!”
“You’re the one who copied the clinging first.”

And now both of them were interlocking fingers with me in lover’s grip.

W-W-W-What the hell!! Why did it turn out like this!!

My watch’s heart-rate reading had easily shot past 100.

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Chapter 30: Are You a Genius at Stepping on a Landmine Girl’s Triggers and Pulling Out Full Yandere Mode or What?

Even though the two of them finally stopped clinging to my arms, now they switched to holding hands with me… like full-on lover’s grip.

I wasn’t the crude guy sweet-talking two gorgeous girls anymore, but now I looked like some shameless two-timer walking around hand-in-hand with both of them. Pretty much the same level of sketchy relationship as before!

Hey, come on—this is gonna make people think the exact same weird shit as earlier!

“Ah, Azuri! What I’m really trying to say is—”

“Ryoya-san. This is date practice, you know?”

“Huh?”

“Where in the world do people go on dates without doing the lover’s hand-hold?”

Azuri suddenly got super serious and stepped right up to me.

The pressure was insane.

Whenever someone disagrees with her, Azuri instantly pulls this scary face.

“This one thing… I’m actually on the same page as Niijima-san.”

“Oi, Mayana too?”
“Ryoya-senpai denies skinship way too much. The clinging from earlier, the hand-holding now—those are just normal things you do when you’re hanging out with girls… even if you’re not a couple.”

No way, that’s ridiculous.

Not a couple…? I’ve never done anything like that even with my best friend Maki.

Both my hands were completely taken over by the two of them, so I couldn’t even scratch my head.

It was straight-up inconvenient, and having both hands locked made walking feel super awkward.

To anyone watching from the outside we probably looked like a cute couple, but inside my head I felt like an alien who’d just been taken into custody.

“So, Ryoya-san, which one should we ride first?”

“Ryoya-senpai… what do you think?”

They both leaned in super deliberately, close enough that I could feel their breath tickling my ears when they asked.

Ugh… what the hell, this live ASMR shit.

It would almost be a reward… but not right now!

If they got any closer I was seriously gonna lose my cool!!

Gotta pick a ride that would force some distance between us… that’s it!

“Ah! Then how about the merry-go-round first?”

My brain, sharpened to a razor’s edge by the live ASMR, came up with this brilliant plan.

On a merry-go-round, everyone gets their own separate horse, right? Perfect ride to finally get some space from them.

What do you guys think?

“…Yeah, sure. Starting with a roller coaster would be kinda intense anyway, so I’m okay with that.”