You're the god of rom-com but you're interfering with my romantic comedy life? - Chapter 1 - A Third Romantic Comedy God Appeared! (2)

TN: Is this a new waifu? Oohhhh~~ Lucky MC.

“What is with that troubled look on your face?”

Suddenly, I hear someone call out to me from right next to me. It’s Yuno.

She was sitting on a bench with what appeared to be a homemade bento on her lap. Her sister, Tsukimiya, is enjoying the same bento as that of her sister.

“Just when I’m having a good lunch with my sister, you had to ruin it by coming here.”

“It’s not like I wanted to come here either…”

Right now I’m sitting on a rooftop bench enjoying lunch with the Tsukimiya sisters.

Originally, I was supposed to spend my lunch break with my best friend Chitose, but she had to go to her club’s lunchtime practice because the softball club’s annual event was coming up.

I was left with no choice but to return to class to eat lunch alone, when the Tsukimiya sisters caught me and forced me to eat lunch with them.

I refused at first. Besides Tsukimiya, Yuno also said “Go eat lunch with my sister”, so I couldn’t refuse.

“Hey, Yuno. I understand Tsukimiya, but why did you want me here too?”

When Tsukimiya invited me, I thought Yuno would be against it.

“It’s because it would make nee-san happy, of course.”

“I see.”

Yuno is such a siscon that loves her sister very much. It’s no wonder.

By the way, the seating arrangement was: from right to left, Yuno, me, and Tsukimiya. I thought that Yuno would sit in the middle because she didn’t want to be next to me and Tsukimiya. But for some reason, I ended up in the middle.

Yuno saying something like, “I’ll let you monopolize my nee-san every once in a while”.

To be honest, that didn’t make me happy at all.

“Yuugo. If you like… do you want to eat my bento?”

“Your bento? To be honest, I don─ Gufu!” Yuno suddenly punched me in the side.

“What are you doing, refusing nee-san’s request? Doing that would make her sad. ”

“Look here…”

Tte, I don’t think violence is good. I wished she would have at least told me verbally first.

“I-is it a no…?”

Tsukimiya asks anxiously. …… Haa (Sigh). Guess there’s no way around it.

“It’s okay.”

“I-I see! T-then have some of the tamagoyaki (egg rolls) I made.”

Pleased to hear my answer, Tsukimiya smiled.

“Could it be that this bento is handmade by Tsukimiya?”

“I made the tamagoyaki while Yuno made the rest.”

I was almost to say that was it was Yuno’s bento rather than Tsukimiya, but I stopped myself from saying it.

Because it would surely make the siscon next to me angry again.

“Yu-Yuugo. Here…”

In the bento box that Tsukimiya presented to me, there was a slightly deformed tamagoyaki.

I knew from the pom-poms I got when we went to the amusement park that Tsukimiya was not very good at cooking or sewing. However, let’s not judge a dish by its appearance.

“Ou. Thank you.”

After thanking her, I reached for her bento box.

“W-wait a moment!”

But for some reason, Tsukimiya raised her voice.

“What’s the matter?”

“W-what are you doing, Yuugo? It’s not polite to eat food with your hands.”

“Tte, even if you say that.”

I don’t have any chopsticks because my lunch is yakisoba bread from the store. Plus, there’s no one else around all day, so I think it’s fine.

“Here you go, ahh.”

Before I knew it, Tsukimiya was using her own chopsticks to bring a piece of tamagoyaki to my mouth. This girl, what does she think she’s doing?

“W-what a-are you doing, nee-san!”

Yuno said exactly what I was thinking.

“W-with this, Yu-Yuugo can eat without using his hands.”

That’s what Tsukimiya explained.

“That’s true, but this is something that only couples should do…”

“Ah, ah-n.”

“You’re really pushing it!”

Tsukimiya brings the tamagoyaki closer to me, albeit what I said.

If I’m not careful, it might accidentally go in my mouth.

And looking at Yuno, her eyes clearly saying that she would kill me if I ate the tamagoyaki.

… This siscon really scares me.

“Yuugo, ah-n!”

The third “Ah-n”. If I open my mouth even a little to say something, I’m sure she’ll shove the tamagoyaki into my mouth. What am I supposed to do?

“Ara ara, that looks like a lot of fun.”

As I was thinking of a way out, I suddenly heard a voice. It’s a female voice, but I don’t recognize it at all.

When I turned my gaze, I saw a girl I had never seen before.

Her long shiny hair down her back is beautiful, her face is beautiful, and she looks a little too grown up for a high school student.

In addition, she has an aura of elegance that makes her look good in dresses. Also, her breasts are not as big as Tsukimiya’s, but they still exceed the Japanese average.

There’s no doubt that she’s a beauty. And her level of beauty is quite high. She’s the kind of girl who would be comparable to that of a celebrity.

“… Tte, who is this gir─ ugugu…!?”

The moment I tried to ask, a tamagoyaki came flying into my mouth.

Darn it! I’ve been caught off guard because of the appearance of a beautiful girl whom I don’t know.

“Ah! What are you doing making my sister feed you!”

Yuno slaps me. Stop it! The pain makes me feel like I’m going to throw out the tamagoyaki in my mouth.

“H-how is it? Yuugo?”

As I finished chewing while being punched by Yuno, Tsukimiya asked me. Maybe she was nervous, because her expression was a little stiff. I was actually going to get angry at her for forcing me to put the tamagoyaki. But if she showed me a face like that, I couldn’t think do it…

“No need to worry. It was delicious.”

“R-really?”

When I answered, Tsukimiya made a happy gut pose while saying, “I DID IT!”. Tte, it was not a lie that it tasted good. It’s the truth.

As expected, don’t let the appearance of the food fool you.

“You all, can you please not ignore me,” she said, her brows twitching. Wah, she’s mad.

“S-sorry. … And who might you be?”

I asked her directly, since asking the two sisters next to me might cause more complications.

“I’m Luna Seira. A freshman at this school and a friend of Athena and Yuno.”

“Friends? With Tsukimiya and Yuno?”

“Yes. I met them last year when we came down here on earth from the celestial world together.”

“Hee~, is that so? … celestial world? earth?”

As I was puzzled by the strange words, Yuno next to me spoke.

“For the record, Luna is a god of romantic comedy just like me and nee-san.”

“Seriously…?”

To think that a third god of romantic comedy would appear.

I mean, there are other gods of romantic comedy in this school besides Tsukimiya and Yuno.

“I’ve often heard about you from my classmate, Yuno.”

“She’s talking about me?”

“Yes. I was told that you are the man that Athena, who Yuno likes a lot, fell in love with.”

It seems that Seira knows that Tsukimiya has feelings for me.

And also, the fact that Yuno likes Athena a lot… means that Seira at least knows that Yuno has a siscon complex. Well, maybe she doesn’t know that Yuno is in love with Athena.

“Also, I’ve heard that you’re a prideful virgin who loves being served.”

“……”

Hearing Seira’s words, I slowly turn my eyes to Yuno without thinking.

“W-what? It’s the truth, so there’s no problem.”

“No, it’s obviously not.”

“S-shut up. Men who are sensitive are hated by women.”

“It’s better to be hated by women than to have mistakenly accused and misrepresented.”

This siscon lover. Don’t tell me that she already mentioned it to other students.

“Please rest assured. Only we know that Kirishima-san is a virgin with that loves being served.”

“O-oh. I see…”

I don’t want to let it slide for now… but whatever.

“So why exactly are you here, Luna?”

“I have something to report to Athena and Yuno.”

“Report…?”

“That’s right. But first, how many people’s love lives did you help last month?”

Seira asked. Come to think of it, does the god of romantic comedy have to help people fall in love a certain amount per month?

“For me, it’s about a hundred.”

“I’m around that number too.”

Tsukimiya and Yuno each answered respectively.

“I-is that right? For your information, I’ve helped around two hundred humans with their love lives.”

Seira boastfully professed. Two hundred… that’s twice as many as Athena and Yuno!

“That’s amazing, Luna!”

“Yes, it is. You can praise me more.”

Being praised by Tsukimiya, Seira confidently replied.

However, her younger sister, Yuno, has a slightly strange expression on her face.

Is she feeling jealous when her favorite nee-san, Tsukimiya, praised Seira?

“Don’t tell me that’s all you’re reporting?”

“That’s all, is there any problem?”

Yuno exhaled a sigh of astonishment at Seira’s words.

“Look here… we can talk about that in class. We always talk to each other every day. Don’t interrupt my precious lunch time with my nee-san for something unimportant.”

“I-It not important!? I came to tell you that I’m a superior god of romantic comedy compared to the two of you!”

“Is that so? Then you’ve done a good job. Now get back to the classroom.”

“Hmph! I’ll do that without you telling me!”

After saying this, Seira bowed to me and walked towards the exit of the rooftop in anger. Such a polite girl.

“Hey, Yuno, are you and that girl, Seira, are on bad terms?”

“It’s nothing like that.”

Yuno’s words sounded true somehow.

Well, I suppose so. If they weren’t close, she wouldn’t talk about her sister who she loves a lot falling in love with someone else.

Also, it seems that she and Seira talk to each other every day.

Personally, it’s not good to talk bad things about other people’s friends.

“Come to think of it, what happened Tsukimiya? You suddenly became meek halfway through.”

When I looked at Tsukimiya, she was staring blankly at her chopstick for some reason.

The next moment, she puts the end of the chopsticks in her mouth.

“… What are you doing?”

“Y-Yuugo! I-it’s not what you think! I’m not doing anything naughty at all! Something about i-indirect… I-I’m not thinking any of that at all!”

Tsukimiya responded with her hands flailing and her face turning red.

To be honest, I have no idea what she’s talking about.

“Gufu!”

As I was thinking what could it possibly be, I was unexpectedly punched by Yuno for the second time this day. Why the heck would you do that!

“You pervert.”

She stared at me even more and called me a pervert. I tell you, I have no idea why is she like that?

“… But is this Seira girl also a god of romantic comedy?”

I muttered after the pain of the Yuno punch subsided.

As far as I’ve heard, Seira can use the same God’s power as Tsukimiya and Yuno.

If that’s the case… then!

“Yuugo, is there something wrong?”

Tsukimiya stopped eating and asked me of this.

“No, it’s nothing.”

“Suspicious…”

Yuno squinted her eyes and look at me suspiciously.

“It’s really, really, nothing to be concerned about. Why don’t you give one of those “ahn” to Tsukimiya as well, Yuno. Here, I’ll switch seats with you.”

I told her in a whisper so that Tsukimiya would not hear.

“No, i-it’s okay.”

“Oh. Since I am a considerate person, I thought I should ask her in a deliberately pretentious way.”

“S-so. Yeah, you’re considerate for someone who’s a virgin.”

“Stop saying virgin every time!”

Seriously, when I graduate, you’re the first person I’m going to tell.

Then Yuno, who had exchanged seats with me, gave her sister an “ahn” with a side dish from her lunch box, and Tsukimiya happily accepted it. These sisters are as close as ever.

But I’ve managed to fool them with this. To be honest, I didn’t think spending lunchtime with the Tsukimiya sisters would do me any good, but there was an unexpected benefit.

Maybe this may lead to another way to confess to Tenshin without Tsukimiya getting in the way.